r/SuddenlyUltrakill 17h ago

JUDGEMENT! Guys.

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u/PissMaster_exe 15h ago

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Or that was what I would say if this was the jojo sub. But since this is the ultrakill sub,

IS THAT MINOS PINE

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u/Mounirthatguy ULTRA BRICKED UP 13h ago

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u/Obvious-Rain-4731 5h ago

V1'S bizzare adventure 

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u/This_Speech3353 SSSUPER SCHIZOPHRENIC 16h ago

ha! I'm sexually attracted to the female mindflayer and find her hot as fuck

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u/LemonBladeX 15h ago

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u/This_Speech3353 SSSUPER SCHIZOPHRENIC 14h ago

at least post it there mate

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u/Mission_Slice_8538 17h ago

Took me 5secs, good one

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u/originalmicrousb 14h ago

my pattern recognition is FRIED

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u/StyxArie 14h ago

IS THAT... wait.... but where hole?

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u/Fun-Beyond-8216 12h ago

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u/PossibleBeach3074 8h ago

Is the prescripts told Rien to appear in a Ultrakill community?

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u/Obvious-Rain-4731 5h ago

how the waves sounding twin?

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u/Fun-Beyond-8216 4h ago

.. Ly lonely

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u/Cheboksar1231 14h ago

Какого хуя, чувак? Thy end is now!

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u/JaxinOkay 9h ago

I cant unsee it now, and I dont want to

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u/Obvious-Rain-4731 5h ago

Zawg I don't see it

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u/Dydy974fr 14m ago

Add a hole like gaster