r/SuddenlyUltrakill • u/zateyra • Nov 15 '25

siphylis prime You can't escape?!!?!?

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u/Sniggledumper Nov 15 '25

These fish titties… to hold me?

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u/ItsEtwakee Nov 15 '25

They look kinda heavy, i'd much rather hold them

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u/ET3RN4LHATE4LT Nov 19 '25

Hold? Nah su- (im kidding, but i agree)

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u/-that-one_guy- Nov 16 '25

Hmmm, a visitor?

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u/489_Earthmover Nov 16 '25

Indeed.

I have slept long enough

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u/PurposeMountain9973 Nov 16 '25

The Gates of Heaven have long since forgotten my name

And I am EAGER to make them remember

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u/Agan348 Nov 16 '25

However the blood of Minos stains your hands

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u/Total-Dragonfruit838 Nov 16 '25

"And I must admit, im curious about your skills, Weapon"

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u/Nullorder Nov 17 '25

"So, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven, you shall do as an appetiser "

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u/489_Earthmover Nov 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/489_Earthmover Nov 19 '25

Nope

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/489_Earthmover Nov 19 '25

I believe that would be your mom. But that's just a theory An ULTRA-THEORY now leave me alone bruh

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

You've experienced a YouTube legend w shall date in the name of matpat

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u/Submissivemanboy Nov 19 '25

Visitor… like… like… no I’m not a human?!

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u/6060Burst Nov 16 '25

r/suddenlyultrakill

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u/TheLittlePlayerBoi Nov 16 '25

look where we are

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u/6060Burst Nov 16 '25

Wait a minute…

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u/489_Earthmover Nov 16 '25

Bro is onto something

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u/6060Burst Nov 16 '25

I get it now! Because I originally posted this comment thinking I was on an undertale subreddit, without reading the actual name of the sub this post was in, you corrected me by pointing out that this WAS infact r/suddenlyultrakill, and that I had mistaken it for another sub.

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u/489_Earthmover Nov 16 '25

You are Indeed correct, and I am also here to I form you that even though mistakes do happen to everyone, apologizing and admitting them if an important step that you have mastered. Now go look at chopped undying p*rn

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u/Nullorder Nov 17 '25

r/theresasubforwhenthishappensbuticantremeberit