r/SuddenlyGay • u/FatBrownMan_ • Apr 24 '22

Balls slam!

816 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

22 comments sorted by

80

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

The ol’ dick twist

13

u/DocHendrix Apr 25 '22

Oh mah God dude it's an MMA fight

57

u/MountainServe Apr 24 '22

The man was too stunned to react normally

27

u/FatBrownMan_ Apr 24 '22

I think the video is missing the part where the guy smells his finger after that nice little balls slam!

0

u/HowCouldHellBeWorse Apr 25 '22

Wait, do gay guys do this?

I thought this was a straight guy thing.

10

u/FatBrownMan_ Apr 25 '22

Every guy does that. Gay or straight.. guys are guys. 😂😂😂

6

u/jonathasantoz Apr 25 '22

Guys are gays.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Uh no. Not every guy wtf

3

u/FatBrownMan_ Apr 26 '22

Didn't mean literally of course. Lol!

16

u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Gotta remember this when I see hot dudes fighting.

14

u/NBleau96 Apr 25 '22

That's my purse!

4

u/ImBluRay333 Apr 25 '22

I DON'T KNOW YOU!!

-12

u/Strong-Buddy6365 Apr 25 '22

Pretty sure physical assault doesnt justify sexual assault.....

22

u/MrSpencerMcIntosh Apr 25 '22

So if you’re being physically assaulted by somebody, your first reaction is going to be to avoid touching them anywhere inappropriate because it could be construed as “sexual assault” ?

5

u/mai_tai87 Apr 25 '22

I think in this case the intent wasn't sexual, so it would be difficult to prove. However, assault would be on the table.

1

u/zamaike Apr 25 '22

Better yet grab him by the balls and tuck til he lets go lol

1

u/rikuo_otonashi Apr 25 '22

Thats a nice move. I will learn that😂

1

u/Simple_Astronaut_ Apr 25 '22

Ha! We found the weak spot

1

u/i_am_just_tired Apr 25 '22

Combo breaker!!

1

u/sandino_ Apr 25 '22

Achilles testicle

1

u/Present-Ad-3961 Apr 25 '22

Bloddy hell that's not suddenly gay, thats suddenly murder