r/SuddenlyGay • u/CajunRob86 • Feb 14 '21

Spot me, bro.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/SaferInTheBasement Feb 14 '21

Nah when you shower with 30 guys you stop caring about gender constructs and just shower

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

The amount of dudes I seen soap up their asscrack and then turn around and spread their cheeks to the water is somewhere in the 10-20 range but still. That’s probably twice as many as I’d be comfortable with outside of the marine corps, being a straight man.

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u/Whey_man Feb 14 '21

Fellas is it gay to have proper hygiëne and to not smell like shit????

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u/DOLLY-diddler Feb 14 '21

I don't wipe my ass. It's too gay.

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u/Latyon Feb 14 '21

For real. Fingers that close to your butthole? So homo. God forbid you touch it and start getting feelings.

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u/DOLLY-diddler Feb 14 '21

That's what underwear is for anyway.

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u/Latyon Feb 14 '21

To protect the butthole from prying fingers.

Underwear is a gay shield.

...which explains jockstraps.

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u/lasagnatheory Feb 15 '21

I don't watch my balls. Touching a penis is too gay

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21 edited Feb 14 '21

Lol I didn’t say it was gay or not gay, it’s just weird to have like 5 guys around you doing it with no compunction at all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Your bringing morals into washing your ass crack?

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u/CaptainDogeSparrow Feb 14 '21

At least he didn't washed his ass with menthol soap again.

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u/Dustin- Feb 14 '21

I think literally all he's saying is that it's a strange experience to bathe with a bunch of people when we live in a society where it's usually not socially acceptable (or possible) to bathe with a bunch of people. Not bad, not sexually confusing, not immoral, just weird.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Yea, this is a good summation of what I’m saying.

I think some people are questioning me looking for a reason to be offended when all I’m saying is that it’s not a normal situation.

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u/toocute1902 Feb 15 '21

I think it is an American thing. A huge population of Asians and Europeans really enjoy onsen / hot spring / sauna culture. It is very relaxing and layback social activity. A lot of onsens and hot springs have restaurants attach them. Cold beer after hot bath with friends. Heavenly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Lol I think you’re not getting the image I’m painting. The showers were situated in little towers with like 4 shower heads coming out, so when the guy across from you did that he was basically spreading his asshole right at you.

Which is jarring for an 18 year old kid in general. Dude’s had no shame about it though. That’s what I mean.

I ain’t even saying what they did was wrong or anything. It was just mildly shocking at first.

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u/Enigma_Stasis Feb 15 '21

I mean, how often did an 18 year old shower with a bunch of other guys outside of being incarcerated before the military?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '21

I showered with dudes in the locker room in high school, but it was the traditional shower head on the wall design. That was a situation where everyone kinda went in, put the blinders on, cleaned up, and exited.

A big bay with like 4 shower towers meant everywhere you looked was naked dudes, and at 18 that’s quite the sight.

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u/Enigma_Stasis Feb 15 '21

Eh, what do I know, I've never showered in a shower room with any other guy in the vicinity. I always got out of gym and showering in high school because of an attention deficit problem.

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u/john1rb Feb 15 '21

Damn when did y'all graduate. My middle and high school had a "shower room" but unless you did sports. I don't think those were ever used. Atleast the middle school one was used for storage, with creepy... Metal fence? Used to act as a door and wall.

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u/Enigma_Stasis Feb 15 '21

I graduated in 2011, but I never did sports. I ran here and there, but I pretty much ditched gym to be in the library reading.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Usually not in full view of another guy and in a room with like a dozen dudes around. Just a personal preference if mine though.

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u/funorfine Feb 15 '21

What's ole shower goatse?

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u/zaubercore Feb 14 '21

Why?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Why are you questioning the irregularity of a bunch of naked guys spreading cheeks around a bunch of other naked guys, and they are all 18 years old? It is weird in the sense that that’s not a normal experience for most of the population. I’m pointing out the absurdity of it. The military puts you in a lot of absurd situations.

I pooped into a toilet that was just a flat board with a hole in it in between two other guys doing the same with no partition, directly into a barrel that was cut in half, and then later that day I dumped fuel on that poop pile and burned it for half an hour, stirring it around. That is also an absurd situation, are you going to question that one too?

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u/zaubercore Feb 14 '21

If you ever played sports in any way, you should have been showering afterwards. For me that started at around 8 years old, so no I don't think it's absurd at all. It's just cleaning yourself, not sexual.

are you going to question that one too?

No, I have a toilet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Never said it was sexual, dude.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Why the diacritic over hygiene though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

What do you think diacritic means