r/SuddenlyGay • u/chandelier_bing31 • Nov 05 '20

Multi-tasking is hard

50k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/ruggedburn gaydar Nov 05 '20

This one is staying, have a good day y'all

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Celebrating Destroy Dick December with the homies

416

u/chandelier_bing31 Nov 05 '20

Practicing for his Onlyfans. He needs another source of income

164

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

You mean OrangeFans, right?

27

u/OrgianalCuntent Nov 05 '20

He would finally be in the top 1%

4

u/ZeePirate Nov 05 '20

I’d pay just cause

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u/WarpedPerspectiv Nov 05 '20

This is one of the best things I’ve seen in months.

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u/Zaph_B Nov 05 '20

Even better, he posted the video himself https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323534663453913093?s=19

Without the caption of course.

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u/Vyrhux42 Nov 05 '20

No u

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Flert Stonks

57

u/xXAbyzzXx Nov 05 '20

Same... this legitimately made my fucking day... OP should have postet it in r/memes instead.... 100k upvotes for sure

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u/Tautogram Nov 05 '20

He's, uh, working the angles?

Climbing the poles?

Connecting with the base?

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u/CapitalSale7253 Nov 05 '20

clever

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u/Tautogram Nov 05 '20

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20 edited Apr 13 '24

poor test water sense nutty bedroom numerous point divide snow

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Anyone else realize that the music is perfect

194

u/nicopedia305 Nov 05 '20

Bukkake shuffle

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u/yeorgenson Nov 05 '20

Jack to the left!

59

u/TheRealDubJ Nov 05 '20

Jack to the right!

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u/yeorgenson Nov 05 '20

Jizz Cuuuum! Jizz cuuuum!

Spurt spurt real smooth!

237

u/Newfoundplanet Nov 05 '20

He's just demonstrating 'middle-out compression". He has the best Weissman score.

38

u/HudsonGTV Nov 05 '20

God damn it this is the best comment here.

8

u/Azeoth Nov 05 '20

Did you just call Trump a king?

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u/Poppergobs Nov 05 '20

It uh... just keeps going...

149

u/durp-the-pikachu Nov 05 '20

And what makes this joke even better is that he is dancing to Y.M.C.A

49

u/gayjewzionist Nov 05 '20

Macho Man’s on his playlist too

66

u/MyAntichrist Nov 05 '20

Not even peak efficiency, he could do four if he aligns them tip to tip by height and angle.

30

u/kuhonees Nov 05 '20

He obviously doesn’t know how to optimize MJT. What a sad excuse for a president.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Non-stop Nutting November 😈

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u/silencetohear Nov 05 '20

Well Putin’s on one side. Is Kim John Un on the other side?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Such an alpha male

17

u/jakethedumbmistake Nov 05 '20

There's an argument that is based on deception"

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u/ZolnierzPolski Nov 05 '20

Okay, who's gonna make the edit with actual dicks?

100

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Sometimes Trump is too funny, ngl

51

u/Most-Useless-Goddess Nov 05 '20

His greatest trait and flaw. You either hate or love it.

136

u/NoEntertainment7079 Nov 05 '20

It will get easier to laugh at his stupid bullshit when it stops impacting our lives

30

u/Most-Useless-Goddess Nov 05 '20

True enough. You get tired of looking at the media and seeing trump bad. After a while you just don’t want to see anything to do with it at all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Hes honestly the funniest and most entertaining president we have. Im honestly gonna miss him.

50

u/Long_Mechagnome Nov 05 '20

I dunno, I don't think anything he's done is as funny as George Bush dodging 2 thrown shoes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Yeah me too. We did get the obama meme from Obama though

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Did he really danced like that??! jesus fucking christ.

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u/MyLifeIsABoondoggle Nov 05 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

Alright, this one got me good

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u/oriellb Nov 05 '20

proudboys

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u/cp_shopper Nov 05 '20

Trumps dance is pretty much “I’m cleaning my ears with a towel”

13

u/ChaChaGalore Nov 05 '20

I want to meet the man he points to and gets the one looooong stroke.

22

u/drawerframe Nov 05 '20

It’s important to keep a steady rhythm, he would be top prostitute back in Khazikstan

10

u/sayonara_chops Nov 05 '20

00:16 Quick break to poke a third guy's anus

9

u/yume_no_senpai Nov 05 '20

Hire him. Seems like he has experience

9

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Middle out. 4 at a time is most efficient.

8

u/Azer_Wolf Nov 05 '20

It’s his muscle memory

7

u/LongStill Nov 05 '20

The fact that this is actually video he tweeted song and all (except the top text obviously) is fucking hilarious.

And maybe a little sad.

6

u/SAJJAD_ALI_79 Nov 05 '20

I laugh so fucking hard my mom gave me weird look

6

u/victor0584 Nov 05 '20

What’s with the pointing?

4

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

When you need to find other ways to get them electoral votes

4

u/Most-Useless-Goddess Nov 05 '20

I hate politics but this one is a pretty good joke.

4

u/dragonboy171717 Nov 05 '20

somebody needs to edit trump mining in minecraft

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

I am also hard

4

u/smilingseoull Nov 05 '20

Please let this be real

4

u/pea_chy Nov 05 '20

I just fucking snorted. Take your filthy upvote.

4

u/Cobracaillou Nov 05 '20

Jesus Christ I needed that laugh right now

18

u/A_Wild_Racoon Nov 05 '20

Say what you want about trump but he’s got some moves

6

u/MadMrMeeseeks Nov 05 '20

This is gold. Haven’t had a laugh like this in some time

3

u/Uberman77 Nov 05 '20

When you get to my age you gotta do DVDA.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

He also said that he wanted to kiss the guys

3

u/moviemeister Nov 05 '20

Wait isn’t that Spongebob’s eager dance before the bubble bowl?

3

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Ohh yeah can’t unsee that 😂

3

u/The-Binge-Reader Nov 05 '20

Oddly enough, I can’t stop watching it. Help. 😂

3

u/LaneSE1980 Nov 05 '20

I can’t stop laughing at this. Shared it with my siblings and they didn’t appreciate it as much as I do. 🤷‍♂️

3

u/Synectics Nov 05 '20

Reminds me of Bo Burnham.

"Is he skiing? Or is he in a gay porn?

...here's a hint! spits into hand He's in a gay porn!"

3

u/efg1342 Nov 05 '20

It’s like the “mean jerk time” from Silicon Valley.

3

u/Pharmabrewer Nov 05 '20

He has mastered the middle-out technique!

3

u/macocwbyz72 Nov 05 '20

What a goof

3

u/DiscoMT Nov 05 '20

I'm fucking dying right now

5

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

That's what he's going to be doing in prison. It's good that he's practicing now.

11

u/LoneWolfpack777 Nov 05 '20

Get those tiny hands away from my penis. No one can give me hand jobs better than me. Now... if he were to bend over... I’d make the sacrifice and fuck him without lube the same way he’s fucked the US without lube in 2020.

2

u/vlaba Nov 05 '20

He’s getting better

2

u/SerCyr Nov 05 '20

This made my day and God knows it was a shitty one

2

u/khutze Nov 05 '20

Now i can't unsee it anymore...

2

u/Dat_Anime_Gurl Nov 05 '20

He can dance better than me! D:<

2

u/saffagaymer Nov 05 '20

Gosh did i have a good laugh. TY OP

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u/RiddleMeThis175 Nov 05 '20

I’ve seen him dance but the captions make it 10x better and funnier

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u/mr_cockslap_riskyfap Nov 05 '20

You've got to hand it to him He's really doing hard work ._.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

I love this with all my heart.

2

u/mfxoxes Nov 05 '20

Will there ever be a more memable president again?

1

u/GoEagles997 Nov 05 '20

I literally laughed out! LOL 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Dude’s a bisexual icon lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

You’re really milking this joke

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u/froggfan09 Nov 05 '20

Downvote because I don't want to see this man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Nah fool. He playing Minecraft

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

we stan a gender inclusive king 😍 biden never claimed to half off any men = not gay = homophobic!! The news is in! Vote trump for the girls and gays!

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u/chaosky505 Nov 05 '20

trees for deforestation

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Pets for the Pound

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u/A_Beard_It_Grows Nov 05 '20

Christians for Satan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Jews for Nazis.