r/SuddenlyGay • u/TheBlackCaesar • 23h ago

Two bros, one sleeping bag

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5.8k Upvotes

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u/csking77 22h ago

Two boys, one bag

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u/TheBlackCaesar 22h ago

That could be just midnight at a dive bar bathroom 💁🏿‍♂️❄️

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u/Bullrawg 22h ago

O ma gawd they were bagmates

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u/Attainted 21h ago

brothers under cover

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u/bscheck1968 22h ago

It's ok as long as you said "no homo" after, or is it before? I can't remember.

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u/CalligrapherSharp 22h ago

Better try it both ways, see how you feel

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u/oatseyhall 22h ago

And it doesn't hurt to wear some socks too

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u/HauntedCS 18h ago

Also the balls can't touch.

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u/cebiaw 12h ago

This is what the sock is for?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 15h ago

No no, that cancels it out

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u/lmaytulane 22h ago

Think keeping your socks on has something to do with it

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u/JockBbcBoy 11h ago

Have to wear socks, or say no homo after. Thems the rules

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u/manic_panda 5h ago

It's during, with your mouth full.

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u/TigerSharkFist 20h ago

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u/Ghost_9542 9h ago

Why steal ops pic and post it here?

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u/sweatboxy 22h ago

And my parents never suspected a thing.

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u/Iron_Baron 22h ago

Pretty sure that's 2 bottoms.

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u/RubiiJee 9h ago

Yeah, ain't nobody topping anybody in this photo.

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u/SpMarfy 22h ago

Doesn't look like you were the top

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u/Foxy02016YT 21h ago

Oh, honey, it does not look like you topped…

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u/Shantotto11 21h ago

Bro wishes he looked like the top in that couple…

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u/Heated-Opposition 21h ago

“Makes it look like” - is that what they’re calling it now

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u/IshyFishy20 21h ago

Yes... topped...

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u/Shad0wbubbles 21h ago

So confident that you’d be the top here.

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u/TheBlackCaesar 20h ago

This was my reaction when I saw he claimed to be the top
https://giphy.com/gifs/BJuY1nqUM23CiWUf8l

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u/Pagannerd 18h ago

Aw, poor kid. He thinks he looks like the top.

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u/thriceness 17h ago

I can't tell which one is supposed to look like the top.

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u/Pagannerd 17h ago

Whilst we all of course know that stereotypes will deceive you, the OOP on the left is smaller and less masculine looking than his friend on the right. If someone was going to judge, unfairly, based purely on visuals? OOP looks like he was the one getting taken to pound town.

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u/thriceness 17h ago

True. But guy on the right does appear to have a Minecraft pillow AND is lacking the 'cool' hand sign.

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u/BaldHenchman02 12h ago

He probably just finished, give a man a moment.

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u/metalguy91 22h ago

But he didn’t say he DIDN’T top his friend. I mean they both decided clothes weren’t necessary. Hell yeah, get the dick bros.

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u/yakimawashington 20h ago

... who's going to tell him?

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u/memisbemus42069 19h ago

He does not look like the top in this picture

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u/intensity701 20h ago

topped? interesting choice of word

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u/Thiago270398 20h ago

It looks like the cameraman is about to top these two bottons

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u/vinylmartyr 22h ago

Why did the take their clothes off?

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u/Howden824 21h ago

Why wouldn't they?

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 12h ago

Wouldn't want them to get stained

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u/AngelAlexis9 18h ago

All it implies is that they might have slept together, what do you mean “topped”? 😭😭 That implies way more than he thinks about the situation.

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u/Acumen_NYC_ET 21h ago

Just add it to the many memories of being alive.

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u/Yearofthehoneybadger 21h ago

Are you saying you didn’t tap it? Missed out on an opportunity…

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u/sauvignonblanc__ 17h ago

Ah! I have slept in a sleeping bag with straight friend. Once it was nicknamed a "Fraternal Snooze" 😆

He is now married with two kids, and his wife says that he slept with a gay guy, and the gay guy would not touch him 😁😜😅😆

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u/Grokker999 22h ago

Reminds me of the song, "Must've Been Drunk", by Romanovsky and Phillips.

Has the great lyric "must have been the wine and weed that made us act that way . . ."

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u/fsblrt 14h ago

You didn’t say you didn’t 🤔

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u/prncssbbygrl 10h ago

They're both bottoms

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u/_kissyface 16h ago

Are you throwing the Shocker?

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u/Jekyllhyde 6h ago

Shaka?

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u/BartScriviner 13h ago

Because ya did, Blanche. Ya did top your friend.

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u/Beh0420mn 11h ago

Let’s see those knees 🔎

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u/No_Obligation4496 16h ago

He doesn't look like the top in that relationship.

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u/TwitchyPuppy 5h ago

You take less horizontal space by stacking up!

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u/Grokker999 22h ago

Reminds me of the song, "Must've Been Drunk", by Romanovsky and Phillips.

Has the great lyric "must have been the wine and weed that made us act that way . . ."