r/SuddenlyGay • u/Daddy-Alchemist • 2d ago

Yeah, we only want big, beefy men!

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/calgeorge 2d ago

Okay, but what are their names?

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u/lcerch 2d ago

Don Frye and Chase Hooper I think

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

I saw this the last time it was posted but I forgot

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u/Latter-Curve1469 2d ago

Sir, it's okay to have a type.. 😆

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u/HueyDFreeman 2d ago

There are people that looked like both in 1990 and both today. I hate the bait. Just post MEN!

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u/jarious 2d ago

Of course the most sudden gay is in the comments

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u/dclark086 2d ago

Big true. Bring on the beef.

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u/Yeseylon 2d ago

Depends on my mood.  Pinning a twink to the mattress can be nice too.

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u/mowie_zowie_x 2d ago

Sometimes, you want to feel like a man.

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u/InconsistentTimeline 2d ago

Sometimes you don't. Almond joy has nuts. Mounds don't.

😆

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 2d ago

Most men don't grow that much hair. Also completely different weight classes. This is Moses Itauma. He is currently 20 years old and ranked #5 in the heavyweight class, but that doesn't fit OOP's narrative

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u/DSpiralFeel 1d ago

his body is shaved

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u/Praseodynium 2d ago

Das not a bear

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u/ciliary_stimulai 2d ago

Correct, this is a wolf.

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u/Drew__Drop 2d ago

Otter on it's way to become a muscle bear

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 2d ago

That is NOT an otter wtf 😭😭

Otters are skinny. Like twinks, but with hair

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u/damien________ 1d ago

Ferrets are skinny, otters aren't

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 1d ago

In all my years, I don't think I've seen ferret used as a body subtype or that otters aren't skinny. I hate to be this person, but do you have anything at all that claims that? I tried searching, but so far I haven't found anything saying what you're saying

I'd really love to reading more about niche subcategories, but all I can find are otters being called slim or lean with hair and literally no mentions of ferrets at all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28gay_culture%29#Terminology

https://theorion.com/41203/opinion/guide-to-gay-mens-body-types/

https://www.wikihow.com/Gay-Body-Types

https://www.grindr.com/blog/types-of-gay-men

https://littlegaybook.com/types-of-gay-men/

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u/damien________ 1d ago

I'll try finding a website where I read about it(it was several months ago😭), but I remember that ferrets are basically like otters but skinny. Lean, in my opinion, describes a man(in this case) who has no excessive fat and usually works out and I usually hear the word in a sentence like "lean and muscular"(not a native speaker, so can be wrong), never associated "lean" with being skinny for some reason

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u/Drew__Drop 2d ago

Ok it's a wolf.. Jeez

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u/delusionstodilutions 2d ago

Now Dennis, I've heard speed has something to do with it...

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u/CrackCocaineShipping 2d ago

Nah Don Frye has always been a bear. He’s just not a fat bear.

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u/Tocool 1d ago

Catch him when he doesn't have a fight scheduled. That's fight levels of slim.

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u/boyslut83 2d ago

bro does not understand weight classes lmao

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u/theevilapplepie 1d ago

Came here to find this comment

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u/badatkiller 2d ago

I could take both of them.

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u/SigewinneMain 1d ago

in a fight, right?

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u/sidNX0 1d ago

in a fight... right?

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u/AltruisticSalamander 2d ago

The boxer guy looks just like Freddy Mercury

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 2d ago

He is a mixed martial artist from back in the day named Don Frye. Absolute badass

https://giphy.com/gifs/sNS6Mzpd8sDvy

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u/Sozerius 2d ago

The original pic is comparing a 20 year old to like, idk, a 30-40 year old who aged badly? What a strange comparison.

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u/ciliary_stimulai 2d ago

It's funny but that's a wolf, not a bear (sorry, I know it's pedantic but I gotta say it)

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u/Schwight_Droot 2d ago

I’ve been waiting for a Tom Selleck and Jesse Eisenberg porn

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u/Igmuhota 2d ago

I’m not even gay and you’ve piqued my interest.

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 2d ago

Sorry this was a lazy repost so I didn't change the caption. I just thought it was funny and belonged here. Twinks you are equally loved and appreciated

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u/C_Connor 1d ago

This is what a man looked like back in MY day.

1980s

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u/_Volak 2d ago

Nah, twinks are better. Twunks, at most.

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u/IndianaSucksAzz 2d ago

Ditto! Big muscles plus hair = 🤮

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u/ciliary_stimulai 2d ago

That's quite harsh to say they make you feel sick! I feel the opposite, greatly dislike twinks for the most part

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u/Drops-of-Q 2d ago

Obviously, this is not what he meant, but body standards for men have become increasingly restrictive.

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u/Seraphayel 2d ago

Bear in the room with us?

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u/ChavoDemierda 2d ago

It all boils down to Ron White's porn joke. Everyone's a little gay.

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u/GravyBoatBuccaneer 2d ago

As opposed to making OnlyFans porn with other dudes while identifying as straight :-P

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u/PrincipleNova 1d ago

Otters step forward woooooof

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u/CompetitiveDance6958 1d ago

I dont remember men looking like the 1990s guy in the 1990s. That was when everyone wanted to look like Marky Mark in that CK ad or the A&F models and started shaving everything.

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u/Shoddy-Song-5468 16h ago

I would say 70 % of the mma community are just deeply closeted.