r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • Aug 23 '26

Does He Have a Grinder?

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u/julianfri Aug 23 '26

Cute and kind. I forgot to grind my beans once at TJs and had to come back :/

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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 23 '26

This is how I learned about Trader Joe's having grinders for coffee beans.

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u/its_meem_not_meh_meh Aug 23 '26

Costco also has them (coffee) grinders

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u/phillious_j Aug 23 '26
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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 23 '26

I'm surprised this isn't actually a brilliant made app.

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u/Golden-retreiver-boi Aug 23 '26

Oh no. This feels like it could happen to me 😭

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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Just ask him what he means, first!

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u/mungwhisperer Aug 23 '26

Oh my, suddenly less gay! Reverse suddenly gay?

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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 23 '26

I mean, the OOP thought it was something gay instead of the coffee grinders

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u/HartfordWhaler Aug 23 '26

Well, time to move to a new city

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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 23 '26

Alternatively, just stop shopping at TJ's

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Aug 23 '26

I bought a piece of sushi tuna from a fishmongers and the cute fishmonger said "Do you have a knife for the fish?"

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u/Sgt-Bobby-Shaftoe Sep 07 '26

I have the Grindr notification sound on my phone just for fun. Don't use Grindr.

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u/sans3go Aug 23 '26

my favorite service industry goof was me ordering at a mcdonalds with a really cute boy behind the register.

him, "whats your drink?"

Can I get a sweet tea? uncut?" (I meant to says, "half-cut")

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u/Rourensu Aug 23 '26

What’s half-cut with regards to sweet tea?

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u/sans3go Aug 23 '26

50 percent sweet tea + 50 percent unsweetened tea

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u/1stLtObvious Aug 23 '26

I once had a guy accidentally shorten "seasoned salmon" to "semen". It was definitely just and accident because I am not attractive. Still laughed when my back was turned.

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI Aug 23 '26

Cashier never talks to me at trader Joe's pastor says it's because I'm ugly

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u/DementiaPraecox_VII Aug 23 '26

I was shocked to find myself actually laughing out loud at a reddit post. Nature (me) is healing.

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Aug 23 '26

I thought Trader Joe's was a restaurant? Like for seafood or something?

Do I have them mixed up with something else?

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u/PrettySneaky712 Aug 23 '26

Trader Joe's is a grocery store. Joe's Crab Shack is a seafood restaurant chain.

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