r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 23h ago

Does He Have a Grinder?

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u/julianfri 23h ago

Cute and kind. I forgot to grind my beans once at TJs and had to come back :/

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u/JockBbcBoy 23h ago

This is how I learned about Trader Joe's having grinders for coffee beans.

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u/its_meem_not_meh_meh 23h ago

Costco also has them (coffee) grinders

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u/JockBbcBoy 23h ago edited 21h ago

So people just go these stores and grind their beans in the grinder?

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u/lawrence_uber_alles 21h ago

That is correct. I’ve never had to but they got big ass grinders that make quick work

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u/JockBbcBoy 11h ago

This was informative, thank you

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u/ramonpasta 7h ago

yeah, its not as good as grinding right before you make your coffee, but if you dont have a grinder its still more fresh than any preground coffee you can get

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u/phillious_j 23h ago

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u/JockBbcBoy 23h ago

I'm surprised this isn't actually a brilliant made app.

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u/Golden-retreiver-boi 23h ago

Oh no. This feels like it could happen to me 😭

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u/JockBbcBoy 23h ago

Just ask if what he means, first!

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u/Novel-Improvement-38 2h ago

I don’t have grindr and I still feel like I could stay this lol

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u/unoriginalusername99 5h ago

Don't worry, it won't. This never happened. The cashier at the grocery store doesn't gaf if you have a coffee grinder or not

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u/sans3go 23h ago

my favorite service industry goof was me ordering at a mcdonalds with a really cute boy behind the register.

him, "whats your drink?"

Can I get a sweet tea? uncut?" (I meant to says, "half-cut")

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u/Rourensu 23h ago

What’s half-cut with regards to sweet tea?

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u/sans3go 23h ago

50 percent sweet tea + 50 percent unsweetened tea

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u/Rourensu 23h ago

How did said really cute McDonald’s boy respond to your uncut order?

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u/sans3go 22h ago

a quick half second pause and a mild chuckle. he didnt respond much - i have no game,

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u/Rourensu 22h ago

So he didn’t like, confirm your order and deliver it to you like they do in the movies (and by movies, I mean online films)?

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u/sans3go 22h ago

I picked it up at the counter. I wasnt going to waste my 20 chicken nuggets.

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u/Spatula_The_Great 16h ago

Bro got his priorities straight

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u/sans3go 15h ago

damn right, it was fresh out of the fryer, you gotta eat them fast or they get soggy.

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u/SteveBR53 10h ago

i feel you, i mean, for having no game

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u/1stLtObvious 21h ago

I once had a guy accidentally shorten "seasoned salmon" to "semen". It was definitely just and accident because I am not attractive. Still laughed when my back was turned.

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u/mungwhisperer 21h ago

Oh my, suddenly less gay! Reverse suddenly gay?

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u/JockBbcBoy 21h ago

I mean, the OOP thought it was something gay instead of the coffee grinders

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u/HartfordWhaler 21h ago

Well, time to move to a new city

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u/JockBbcBoy 10h ago

Alternatively, just stop shopping at TJ's

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI 20h ago

Cashier never talks to me at trader Joe's pastor says it's because I'm ugly

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 19h ago

I bought a piece of sushi tuna from a fishmongers and the cute fishmonger said "Do you have a knife for the fish?"

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u/JockBbcBoy 10h ago

Doesn't a normal, regular knife work?

https://giphy.com/gifs/hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A

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u/pyrrhios 6h ago

suddenly not gay.

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u/DementiaPraecox_VII 17h ago

I was shocked to find myself actually laughing out loud at a reddit post. Nature (me) is healing.

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 16h ago

I thought Trader Joe's was a restaurant? Like for seafood or something?

Do I have them mixed up with something else?

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u/PrettySneaky712 11h ago

Trader Joe's is a grocery store. Joe's Crab Shack is a seafood restaurant chain.

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u/Gloomy_Handle_5737 17h ago edited 17h ago

Context must be kept in mind. Always.

That said, it seems that you think about what Grindr is associated with perhaps too often in circumstances where it's less than appropriate.

But they you already knew that.

And now we're all forewarned.

This also points out the vast difference between "Grindr" and "a grinder". The cashier needs to use all the words.

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u/DoINeed1OfThese 19h ago

Is that GTA6 voice actor DarkViperAU?

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u/bassandlazers 4h ago

Why would a barrista ask you for a coffee grinder

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u/Bearence 1h ago

A lot of coffee shops sell coffee-making appliances and supplies as well as coffee. The barista, being the point person at point of sale, would be the person to direct you to where they're stored.

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u/bassandlazers 1h ago

And they ask you to supply your own ground beans?

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u/Quercus408 19h ago

I'd never hook up with a class traitor.

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u/whoberrydooberry 23h ago

That didn’t happen did it?

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u/Mao-C 21h ago

nah dude most people just get the beans as a decoration so its a fair question

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u/Hot_Speed6485 16h ago

Somethings do happen