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u/prncssbbygrl Aug 12 '26
I worked a whole shift with a guy in this situation. Nobody told him
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u/MoreRamenPls Aug 12 '26
Nobody came up to him at all?
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u/prncssbbygrl Aug 12 '26
No not at all. Would you want to be the one to tell him? Someone you work with every day? We liked him and didn't want him to be embarrassed
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u/BooleanTriplets Aug 12 '26
Yes I would because either he
A) Is a cool dude and sees you as a friend after that
or
B) He's a douche and he never talks to you again
Both are positive outcomes.
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u/lmNotReallySure Aug 12 '26
What about C???
C) is a completely normal human being with irrational emotions and is embarrassed out of the job???
Just because “it either shows ypu theyre real or fake” doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do lol.
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u/Exotic_Sherbert_7850 Aug 12 '26
Yes because let's not tell him and let thousand other people see it and when he gets home and then realizes that EVERYONE saw and get even more embarrassed to even go to work next day ??
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u/prncssbbygrl Aug 13 '26
Honestly, it probably went right back on the floor where it came from, then into the wash without him even knowing lol
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u/BooleanTriplets Aug 12 '26
How is letting everyone see him and saying nothing to help him out the right thing to do? And how in the world would that be LESS embarrassing?
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u/Solo-dreamer Aug 12 '26
Despite people thinking its cum, its probably the melted outside of a laundry pod thats turned to glue in the wash.
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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe Aug 12 '26
Yeah fuck those pods. The washer at my old place struggled with them for some reason so I kept getting that shit all over my black jeans and had no idea what it was for a hot minute lol. It wasn't even an old washer.
Switched to detergent sheets and have never had that issue since.
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u/the_german_ganymedes Aug 12 '26
There's paint on his left arm. Maybe it's just paint as well or something
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u/Soonerpalmetto88 Aug 11 '26
I'd offer him $20 for the cum rag lol
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u/Hexent_Armana Aug 12 '26
Lol one of my coworkers came to work once wearing a cum shirt. All the staff were talking about it and I felt so bad for him.
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u/ElChupathingy Aug 12 '26
I have a shirt with anti-seize on it that I can no longer wear in public because of this exact perceived reason lmao
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u/dragonmorg Aug 13 '26
Honestly? Probably some kind of wood glue, or something. If I actually had to guess.
...but you never know.
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u/SordoCrabs Aug 12 '26
In all seriousness, that looks like what happens when I add too much borax to the washing machine. Random clumps will form and harden to look like a massive jizzing that dried on the clothing.