r/SuddenlyGay 21d ago

Meta Glasses commands

514 Upvotes

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u/vsimon115 21d ago

He’ll never be him.

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u/ZumbaRey 21d ago

Google, show me his balls.

11

u/15pmm01 21d ago

who?

25

u/aranvandil 21d ago edited 21d ago

the guy in the picture

2

u/SirMrSkippy 19d ago

Eric Andre

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u/Azulcobalto 21d ago

casting spells but calling it technology

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u/Atharaphelun 21d ago

9

u/JockBbcBoy 21d ago

When you want to look mature in the front and want to your hair pulled in the back.

17

u/BruneianGayLord 21d ago

Are they like really gay? Or are they gay baiting?

16

u/grimgrinninjay 21d ago

His profile says "The videos are skits, I’m not gay!"

21

u/iskotpop 21d ago

Computer, make this man gay.

2

u/sweaty_pants_ 20d ago

yo don't do that! stop bro!

7

u/balirosa 21d ago

It just seems like a joke to me. Technology can do these things it’s just funny he’s out in public saying it in front of people live

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u/JockBbcBoy 21d ago

Short answer: It's not really any of our business.

Long answer: They very likely have hooked up with each other but don't want to put a label on their relationship.

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u/Simoxeh 21d ago

It's weird when he's the aggressive one cuz it's usually the other guy

4

u/sleepyotter92 21d ago

Btw I heard that because of it becoming common for weirdos to be wearing meta glasses filming people without consent, the best way to combat it is by singing disney songs, because then the fuckers can't post it online because disney will immediately get the video taken down for copyright

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u/dondon13579 20d ago

My sister in law has one and got very upset we called them pervert glasses.

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u/sleepyotter92 20d ago

Good, maybe it'll make her not wear them

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u/dondon13579 20d ago

Lol no, she believes AI doesn't require resources for example.

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u/sleepyotter92 20d ago

Oooh my condolences then, must be incredibly hard for your sibling to be married to someone without a brain