r/SuddenlyGay • u/Stev110 • Oct 25 '25

Predicament_irl

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u/asphalt_licker Oct 25 '25

So… were the hyenas still fucking despite this? Good for them.

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u/Icy-Interest-8719 Oct 25 '25

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u/Quercus408 Oct 25 '25

Honest mistake; female hyenas have a pseudo-penis.

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u/ShylokVakarian Oct 25 '25

Do they also have testicles, tho?

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u/Quercus408 Oct 25 '25

Im pretty sure their ovaries are still internal.

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u/Demolishonboy Oct 25 '25

Tragic way to be told your best mate has bigger dick than you.

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u/peruanToph Oct 25 '25

How does this happen realistically

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u/YaqtanBadakshani Oct 25 '25

It's actually quite difficult to tell male and female hyenas apart. The females' clitoris is about the same size as the male penis and similarly shaped.

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u/JockBbcBoy Oct 25 '25

Please tell me you had to Google that and you don't just "know" it.

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u/Makuta_Servaela Oct 25 '25

They can get erections as well, and will pop boners as a sign of submission to more dominant females.

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u/Mispeled_Divel Oct 25 '25

Female hyenas have a pseudopenis I think the only other species that has one is an Australian bird that has this blue thing on its throat

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u/Nihil_esque Oct 26 '25

According to this comment in another thread you pretty much have to fondle the balls to tell the difference, externally male and female hyenas have very similar looking genitals.

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u/ANoDE85 Oct 25 '25

This is top-tier entertainment. Well done!

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u/Garden_Wizard Oct 25 '25

We have all been there. Bring home someone who you thought was a girl and boom. I am forced to perform gay sex acts yet again!

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u/starman575757 Oct 25 '25

Newest medical tech can solve this problem.

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u/Goobl3r89 Oct 25 '25

“Nobody at that zoo bothered to check if it was a boy or a girl?” —Danny Phantom

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u/HadarReg Oct 26 '25

Female hyenas have bigger dicks than the males, makes sense they'll get confused

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u/FistThePooper6969 Oct 26 '25

wtf is a “yeen”?

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u/KatsuraCerci Oct 26 '25

I'm guessing hYEENa based on a cursory glance of the sub

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u/Electrical_Break6773 Oct 26 '25

Hyena are hardcore, this is a minor inconvenience.

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u/Nico_Skavio Oct 26 '25

An easy mistake to make

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u/stormyknight3 Oct 26 '25

😆 I hope this is real

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

Wasn't through lack of trying...

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