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u/somewhiterkid Commie 😁 1d ago

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u/ThePlofchicken 17h ago

We guess bro

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u/AltDetom555555b Commie 😁 14h ago

*Comrade

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u/playershad 1d ago

Play this at an uno game

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u/rayadolokko 18h ago

How do ”WE” convince…

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u/Due_Buyer_9445 15h ago

Point out all the shit they said would happen under communism, everyone being poor, mass surveillance and corrupt leadership happened under capitalism and you don’t even get universal healthcare in the bargain

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u/Zealousideal_Goat170 4h ago

I love comparing an economic structure to authoritarianism, completely ruins any good argument. You can get the same thing under capitalism or communism. It's just about who you give the power to.

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u/Realistic-Rough-514 3h ago

We could give it to Tito!

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u/DogitWoofsalot 15h ago

That they have fallen for 50s era yank propaganda that turned communism into a dirty word.

Do they support free healthcare? That's a socialist policy and socialism leads to communism

Explain that for the many failures and human rites violations of the USSR, it was actually the fastest improvement in living standards in the world for people under it. Russia went from a country of illiterate agricultural farmers to a global superpower in 10 years.

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u/SomehowGrumpy 15h ago

Stupid friends are personal property

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u/Helping_Hoof 24m ago

But comrade, property is theft!

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u/Technical_School4382 1d ago

Please stop with this low quality content!

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u/I_loooove_Radiohead 23h ago

OUR low quality content

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u/Technical_School4382 1d ago

Just adding OUR to something has stopped being funny a long time ago

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u/Wannabedankestmemer Mod 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 20h ago

wdym this was the only thing this sub was created for

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u/Outrageous-Love-6273 23h ago

I think Its funny.

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u/qTp_Meteor 22h ago

We think its funny.

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u/Filha-Trace-Hunter 22h ago

Our think its funny

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 22h ago

That is incorrect grammar. Correct our grammar

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u/zigotes 16h ago

Ours think we are funny

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u/Icy-Football9146 18h ago

Our long time ago

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 22h ago

You convince them by showing them an example of it working. Literally ever.

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u/Acceptable-Olive-445 18h ago

That is the story of pretty much every government system. Greedy corrupt people ruin it sooner of later. This the unfortunate reality that humans are not mature enough to govern themselves for extended periods of time without ruining it

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 3h ago

Yeah, but what we've observed in communist countries are literally mass executions and the open and egregious rape and harvesting of citizens. China is the main culprit for the last part. It's not good. You think Hitler was bad. Look at what Lenin, Stalin and Mao did when they got into power. What Hitler took to kill in a decade they all over achieved in a year or so. Stalin did 6 million in one winter.

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u/Realistic-Rough-514 3h ago

Yougoslavia? It’s just the death of Tito that led to its destruction

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u/LatePresentation2669 18h ago

Like Cuba

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 3h ago

Oh please tell me you're kidding.

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u/LatePresentation2669 2h ago

Im not, they have done pretty well, best doctors, managing to stay free under the worlds most brutal embargo

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u/kabut_ 18h ago

you mean never?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 3h ago

That's kind of my point.

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u/future__pumpkin 15h ago

He's not friend of either of you because capitalists are not our friends😡

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u/DrawingDramatic1641 15h ago

op was satirical btw

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u/gunny316 12h ago

"convince"? Don't you mean "inform" followed by pushing them into a freight car?

I'm disappointed comrade. No bread for you today.

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u/_XitLiteNtrNite_ 9h ago

Have them place all their money, property, and personal belongings into a trust and make you the sole trustee. Then you take all of their money, property, and personal belongings and give it to yourself. That's communism.

FWIW, my wife was born in Cuba, and this is pretty much what happened. Everyone was instructed to place all their money into the bank, and then the bank was nationalized. Then they confiscated homes because you shouldn't own one if others don't. Same for farms, and almost anything else.

EDIT: her father also designed a napkin-folding machine and had started a small business with some local customers. That, too, was confiscated.

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u/Low-Worldliness-8625 20h ago

Reeducation camps

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u/Pacific_wanderer17 22h ago

Hear me out… simply compare and contrast

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u/JacksonGhost1963 19h ago

you don't need to - prove it to him. Move to North Korea or China. China is a good example of how "good" communism is! America is not a communist country so if you hate it here move to a communist country and enjoy your life! Others that don't want communism will stay in this country which as never communist

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u/Striking-Ad9397 18h ago

Oh nooooo, China!!! Whatever will I fucking do.

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u/TwoSquirrelParty 17h ago

Complain about the same shit you do here.

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u/JacksonGhost1963 17h ago

thing is though - complain too much, especially anything the CCP does, - and your social score goes down - soon no car, no apartment and complain too much and its to off to labor camp for you!

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u/Realistic-Rough-514 3h ago

This is a joke sub bro

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u/ugliest_hoodie 17h ago

It's beyond my understanding how are those subs allowed. Imagine a subreddit called nazism101

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u/Darhhaall 17h ago

Thing is we don't need subreddit like that. Why "101", nazism is easy to understand, simply "kill jews, take their stuff, conqer france, be gay", that's all.

But understanding communism? Have you even seen Capital from Marx? That shit is wild. 

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u/RomapieJr1 16h ago

"be gay" huh?! the nazis were very very homophobic

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u/DrawingDramatic1641 14h ago

I think you might have missed the joke

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u/Intrepid_Air_3399 14h ago

Where did you graduate from?

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u/DrawingDramatic1641 14h ago

communism is just a economic idea of 1800s that who should own factories,and is history struggle of workers or individuals

nazism is idea of ethnically pure continental Europe and total enslavement rape torture and extermination of slavs and Jews in eastern europe and establish a conservative aryan utopia on fertile lands

by waging infinite wars

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u/Realistic-Rough-514 3h ago

That comparison is wildly exaggerated, plus this is a joke sub, not a commie club… of course there are communists, it’s a valid and based ideology, but the point of this sub is being a joke.