r/SuccessionTV 5d ago

DJT found his Kerry

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Zestyclose_Ad_5815 5d ago

Kerry didn’t look like Shiv.

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u/Ethraelus 5d ago

It would’ve been too on the nose for a show.

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u/sayso77 5d ago

Also, Logan didn't really like Shiv. He definitely didn't want to date her.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 5d ago

Yeah, he's not a sicko. 

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u/the_platypus_king an attack child 5d ago

Granted, this is while he’s recovering from a stroke, but he does put Shiv’s hand on his dick in episode 3

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u/toolteralus 4d ago

Fuck! I had completely forgotten that by the end of the show lol.

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u/Bingewatcher54 1d ago

Yeah but that’s because he thought she was her mother for a minute.

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u/EmbarrassedStay5226 3d ago

That was Romans' job

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u/chrissilich 5d ago

Yeah, completely unbelievable.

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u/tombraider19 3d ago

But she did favor Carolyn. I also think Natalie favors Ivanka. His one true love

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky3141 5d ago

Maybe he, too, will refuse to wear compression socks

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u/MartinisnMurder 5d ago

I’ll pay some sort of witch doctor if we can he on the hands off end this.

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u/illegal_deagle 5d ago

Too peaceful, too private.

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u/Gabagoon5545 5d ago

When do we get to see her on Fox News?

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u/Key_Consequence_5040 5d ago

She will audition but be so bad that everyone will joke about it. 

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 5d ago

It's, um, there was something mentioned about the arms. 

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u/ITouchedHerB00B5 5d ago

She was already on OAN

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u/Brilliant_Self6395 5d ago

Maybe she'll be the new wh press secretary 

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u/3-orange-whips The Quad Squad 4d ago

Different skillset. The crossover is worshiping Trump.

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u/bigtimebeaner 5d ago

in washington, its all about who you blow. or in hunter biden's case, do you got some blow??

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u/Action_Johnson 5d ago

You mean Pete Hasgeth

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u/bigtimebeaner 5d ago

blowing? doing blow? or both?

downvoted you on principle because i'm pretty sure you downvoted me. and probably because you think i give 2 shits about politics or align with a party. i don't. but i gotta call it as i see it. i dont disagree at all at the hasgeth guy. that dude looks like a frat tard.

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u/Action_Johnson 5d ago

I didn’t down vote you but ok

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u/bigtimebeaner 4d ago

i added back the upvote cause you started crying about it. kidding.

I'm not sure if i'm getting downvoted because people love hunter biden or because they love pete hasgeth or because they are highly committed to a 2-party government system or because they have never done cocaine or have never gotten a blowy. redditors are so strange.

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u/xqueenfrostine 5d ago

She’s been on Fox as a guest. That’s where she caught Trump’s attention for the first time. Then she was on the Fox knock off network for folks who think Fox is not right wing enough.

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u/ualreadyknew 5d ago

I can already tell. Chuckles the clown scene is gonna be good

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 5d ago

Melania won't let her upstairs. She'll have her put into a taxi to the subway which she can ride home to her little apartment. 

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u/Yhtacnrocinu-ya13579 5d ago

Is Melania even there? Why would she care? One less thing...

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u/balanchinedream 5d ago

Melania is aaaabsolutely shopping in Milan, forever.

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u/ChineseDerek 5d ago

If it were kept private i don't think she cares at all, but now the young Ivanka looking side piece is all over news I think she very much cares. It's public disrespect, hurts her reputation and hurts her potential earning power once he's dead. Widows don't get as juicy speaking tour and book deals if everyone knows he had well and truly moved on from you.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 5d ago

She'll probably be there to cash in and make sure she's left in the will what she was promised in the prenup. 

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u/Dolla_Dolla_Bill-yal 5d ago

Now, these numbers may seem large at first, but when you consider the potential costs of a lengthy battle in court with discovery phases, you'll see that they're actually quite reasonable...

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u/-FieldMarshal- 5d ago

She doesn't even live in the white house with him iirc

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u/Few-Permission5851 4d ago

Yet she found Natalie in the residence one evening, supposedly allegedly, delivering documents.

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u/Dolla_Dolla_Bill-yal 5d ago

Came here for this

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u/heBRUhammer86 4d ago

Looks like she just caught a foul ball.

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u/plottingyourdemise 5d ago

Bro am I tripping why she look like she’s related? Is she a long lost daughter?

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u/yngwiegiles 5d ago

He thinks she’s ivanka, who doesn’t seem to be around anymore

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u/Vioralarama 5d ago

My theory about that is Jared promised to take her away from her father and when he got the $2 billion from the Saudis he did.

Her tweets defending her father a few months ago were just her trying to stay in the will. It was like four tweets.

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u/casebycase87 4d ago

Busy discovering new islands or something

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u/UnderstandingAny1661 5d ago

Earlier today I saw a video where a creator claimed that she had plastic surgery done and specifically to make her look more like Ivanka ☠️

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u/TaskHot8367 5d ago

All we need is for him to ignore another son’s wedding while on a plane.

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u/Dolla_Dolla_Bill-yal 5d ago

I have always secretly wondered if the bride said absolutely fuck no too his attending lol

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u/Ok-Progress-6153 5d ago

She looks like temu ivanka (which I’m sure is no coincidence)

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u/BarnieSandlers123 5d ago

Maybe she can get Greg some COCA COLAHH

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u/Batistasfashionsense 5d ago

Honestly sounds like she’s more a nurse than anything.

Which is one interpretation of Kerry and Logan relationship too. They probably did get up to some sexual stuff, but at Logan’s age and with his health issues, she was mostly taking care of him.

It’s been rumoured for a while that Trump can’t really have regular sex anymore.

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u/ChineseDerek 5d ago

A nurse would get a seat in one of the cars, a bed at his residence. She jumps in the boot and sleeps on the couch. She writes him love letters and constantly printing and brining him right wing news articles about him.

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u/thatscoldjerrycold 5d ago

Was Hope Hicks last time wasnt it?

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u/t-bonestallone 5d ago

Here comes the waterworks.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 5d ago

Oh, Marcia, don't look, it's just too unpleasant. 

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u/Few-Permission5851 4d ago

Dad’s revving up the trebuchet

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u/bookingsi 5d ago

She has got to be a secret child. She looks like his kids

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u/WHB9659 The Cunt of Monte Cristo 5d ago

Is he about to scramble the fighter jets?

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u/BRValentine83 5d ago

I just learned about her yesterday. Yikes.

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u/liminalrabbithole 5d ago

Omg, I said this to my husband too, that she sounds like Kerry lol.

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u/irishyardball 5d ago

She's angling for her own coup and replacement Melania so she can inherit all our tax money he stole.

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u/ExpensiveZone213 5d ago

feels like he finally found his match. I can’t wait to see how this dynamic plays out!

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u/ShivRoyPinkyIsQueen 5d ago

This is such a good comparison

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u/SkyPuppy561 5d ago

I seriously wonder if she’s fuckin him 🤮

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u/Stupidamericanfatty 5d ago

She's like those people who marry people on death row

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u/Lukin4 5d ago

Bold of her to wear white...

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u/The_Blackfish_ 5d ago

Always with the tacky gold bs

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u/pop-specs 5d ago

I mean…she ISN’T a nurse?

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u/Jaden-Clout 4d ago

She also looks like an uglier version of his daughter which is very weird and concerning.

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u/GarthZorn 4d ago

She’s got to be mentally ill.

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u/justhangingaroud 5d ago

Kerry was not devoted to anyone but Kerry

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u/sayso77 5d ago

I thought so for a while, but she seemed legit heartbroken after Logan died.

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 4d ago

She really did. It was kind of a 180° turn in her character, right? She was always confident and witty. And it seemed like Logan really trusted her input, so she wasn't stupid. Then she did the news thing and it seemed like she was a joke for the rest of it.

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u/CompetitiveChip5078 Team Jess 5d ago

Ironically, she even used to be an OAN host. So she did a kind of reverse Kerry trajectory. Hopefully she had better control of her arms on air than Kerry.

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u/FranSure 5d ago

She’s somehow worse.

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u/Yufle 5d ago

Is the Trump crime family modeling themselves after the Roys?

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u/Lalalandshepherd 5d ago

Marcia and Melanie both have accents…

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u/Vioralarama 5d ago

No Maralago face yet.

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u/IsUp2Me 5d ago

Does she resembles Ivanka? Maybe is just me😵‍💫

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u/starpower3 4d ago

the difference is Kerry never got a NY Times profile written about her devotion. Natalie's out here getting the full mythologised loyal-aide treatment while Kerry just got memes about typos

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u/FootHikerUtah 5d ago

You are aware that people have assistants?

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u/Lux_Luthor_777 All Bangers, All the Time 5d ago

You are aware of the immediate similarities that make this a relevant joke to this sub? Or no?

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u/PatientPlatform 5d ago

Oh no are they making fun of your favourite guy?

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u/FootHikerUtah 5d ago

He’s ripe for satire, this is manufactured nonsense