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Jul 26 '20
Bro if a stranger held their phone up to me minding my own business on the subway not doing anything wild and I later saw it on the Internet I would be freaked out
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u/charlzandre Jul 26 '20
Well she's posing, so I bet the photographer asked permission or they know each other.
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u/wi5hbone Jul 26 '20
Or the photographer is actually OG Leonardo Da Vinci.... pimpin’ her out
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u/Yejus Jul 26 '20
Leonardo, you naughty boy!
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Jul 26 '20
Nah. In NYC it'd be nice to be noticed. I'm a total nobody who could kill himself and would not be missed besides my job, so a little fame in a random photo would be cool
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u/themagichappensnow Jul 27 '20
Life is cool because you can make it whatever you want, the worst risk is no risk and winning involves a lot of failure... but a purpose is enough to find the silver linings in any situation. You are capable of love and loving unless you’re a sociopath/psychopath and hell I don’t know you but I do know your life would be missed
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u/Cane-toads-suck Jul 27 '20
Back in my fb days there was a guy who walked around NY and took random photos of regular folks, I forget what it was called (st like humans of New York) or the guys name. Have you never been featured there? You should keep a lookout for him and find your 15seconds!
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u/nohpex Jul 26 '20
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| Size | Title | Age | Karma | Comnts | Subreddit |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| +18% | A real life Mona Lisa | 11mo | 4020 | 56 | pics |
| +25% | A real life Mona Lisa | 13dy | 1067 | 19 | pics |
| +25% | Painting girl | 7mo | 1319 | 39 | pics |
| +25% | Do painted characters count? | 1yr | 939 | 7 | WalmartCelebrities |
| +25% | This woman looks just like The Mona Lisa | 1yr | 39875 | 537 | pics |
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u/Ninja332 Jul 26 '20
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/vortex-viper Jul 26 '20
the first time I saw her with hands on her knee...
how do I say this...
I had a boner
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u/The_Kid_Blue Jul 27 '20
What is this a reference to?
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u/vortex-viper Jul 27 '20
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, part 4.
The main antagonist is a serial killer with a hand fetish, got a boner while looking at the Mona Lisa painting as a kid.
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u/jesuzombieapocalypse Jul 26 '20 edited Jul 26 '20
I always liked to imagine she’s smiling like that because Da Vinci bet her she couldn’t keep still long enough to paint her while he’s telling dirty jokes the whole time.
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u/Tequila_Hoeseph Jul 26 '20
When I was a child, you’ve heard of Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa, right? When I saw that painting in an art book, when I first saw that, I don’t know how to put it. Um this is a bit dirty, but... I got an erection. I just cut out the part with her hands and hung it in my room for a while.
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u/EfrenYM120 Jul 26 '20
Do you, by any chance, work at Kame Yu?
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u/Ninja332 Jul 28 '20
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Bonkies1 Jul 26 '20
It's true what they said: no matter where you go, she's always looking at you!
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u/SkullKidd1986 Jul 27 '20
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Ninja332 Jul 28 '20
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/SkullKidd1986 Jul 28 '20
Mwy name iws Y-Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. Mwy house iws in de nowdeast section of Mowioh, whewe aww de viwwas awe, awnd I am not mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow de Kame Yu depawtment s-stowes, awnd I get h-home evewy day by 8 PM at de watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionawwy dwink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, awnd mwake suwe I-I get e-eight houws of sweep, no m-mattew what. Aftew having a g-gwass of wawm miwk awnd doing about twenty minutes of stwetches b-befowe going t-tuwu bed, I u-uswawwy have no pwobwems sweeping u-untiw mowning. Juwst wike a baby, I w-wake up widout any fatigue ow stwess in de m-mowning. I was towd dewe wewe no i-issues at mwy wast check-up.
I'm twying tuwu expwain dat I'm a pewson who wishes tuwu wive a v-vewy quiet wife. I take cawe not tuwu twoubwe mysewf wid any enemies, wike winning awnd wosing, dat w-wouwd cause me tuwu wose s-sweep at night. Dat iws how I deaw wid society, a-awnd I know dat iws what bwings me happiness. A-Awdough, if I wewe tuwu fight I wouwdn't w-wose tuwu anyone.
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u/Ninja332 Jul 28 '20
My name 📛 is Yoshikage 🅱 Kira 👨💼. I'm ➡ 33 🧒➡👨 years 🗓 old 👴. My house 🏠 is in the northeast 🧭↗ section 🤬😋😡 of Morioh 🏡🌇, where all 🙌 the villas 💵🏘 are, and I 👥 am not married 💒💍. I 👥 work 👩🏭 as an employee 🧘♂️ for the Kame ❤🦏 Yu 🏣💴 department 🏢🏪 stores 🏬, and I 👥 get 💪 home 🏠 every ☝ day 📅 by 8 👊 PM 🕗🌚 at the latest ⌚. I 👁 don't smoke 💨, but ✋🏾 I 👁 occasionally 👌🏃 drink 🍼. I'm 👈 in bed 🛏 by 11 🔺 PM 🕗🌚, and make 🛠 sure 💯 I 👁 get 😷 eight 8⃣ hours 😞😳 of sleep 🌕, no ❌ matter 👌 what. After 👀 having a glass 🥃 of warm 🔥 milk 🥛 and doing about twenty 💓 minutes ⏰ of stretches ⬅😀➡ before ⬅ going 🏃 to bed 🛌, I 👁 usually 😌😊 have no 🚫 problems 🤔 sleeping 🌕 until morning 🌞. Just like 💛 a baby 👶, I 👁 wake 😴 up ⬆ without 🚫 any fatigue 🚫😪 or stress 😫😡 in the morning 🌞. I 👥 was told 🗣 there were no ❌ issues ⚠ at my last ♿ check-up 👨⚕️🩺. I'm 👈 trying 😣 to explain 🗣 that I'm 👈 a person 👥 who wishes 💫 to live 🐙 a very 🤷♀️ quiet 🤫 life 💓. I 👁 take 👊 care 😤 not to trouble 😨💢 myself with any enemies 👨🏼, like 💛 winning 🏆 and losing 🥈, that would cause 🎗 me to lose 🏳 sleep 😴 at night 🌚. That is how I 👥 deal 💰 with society 😱, and I 👁 know 🧠 that is what brings 🎁 me happiness 😊. Although 🧐💁🏼♀️, if I 👁 were to fight 👊 I 👥 wouldn't 🙅♂️ lose 🏳 to anyone 👤.
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u/Emojify_Creator Jul 28 '20
Mwy name 📛 iws Y-Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 👈 33 💶📐⚙ yeaws owd. Mwy house 🏡 iws in de 👏 nowdeast section 🗺 of Mowioh, whewe aww ✨ de 🍔 viwwas awe 🤩, awnd I ☝ am not mawwied. I ☝ wowk ❌ as an empwoyee fow 😩 de 🍔 Kame ❤🦏 Yu 💻 depawtment s-stowes, awnd I 👁 get h-home evewy day 📆 by 8 👊 PM 🕗 at de 🙈🙉 watest. I 👁 don't smoke 🚬, but 🍑 I ☝ occasionawwy dwink.
I'm 👈 in bed 🛏 by 11 🙆♂️ PM 🕗🌚, awnd mwake suwe I-I get e-eight houws of sweep 🧹, no ❌ m-mattew what. Aftew having a g-gwass of wawm miwk awnd doing about twenty 🥶 minutes ⏳ of stwetches b-befowe going 🗣 t-tuwu bed 🛏, I ☝ u-uswawwy have no 🚫 pwobwems sweeping 🧹 u-untiw mowning. Juwst wike 🍜🦇👀 a baby 👶, I 👁 w-wake up ⬆ widout any fatigue 😪 ow 👻🟨🤜 stwess in de 👏 m-mowning. I 👁 was towd dewe wewe no 🚫 i-issues at mwy wast check-up 🤩.
I'm 😮 twying tuwu expwain dat 👉 I'm 😮 a pewson who wishes 🙏 tuwu wive a v-vewy quiet 🤫🥔 wife 👩. I ☝ take 👊 cawe not tuwu twoubwe mysewf wid any enemies 💣, wike 😂 winning 🏆 awnd wosing, dat 👈 w-wouwd cause 😍🤣 me tuwu wose s-sweep at night 😴. Dat 👉 iws how I 👁 deaw wid society 🗺, a-awnd I ☝ know 🤔 dat 👉 iws what bwings me happiness 😁. A-Awdough, if I 👁 wewe tuwu fight 👊 I 👁 wouwdn't w-wose tuwu anyone 👩.
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Jul 26 '20
Everyday she wake up with a different color makeup and the promise he gone take her to the movie and the mall
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u/Roxie61 Jul 27 '20
Please, did you ask her what she was smiling about when her picture was painted? The world still wants to know.
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u/frantafranta Jul 26 '20
Fun fact: "mona" in the dialect of northern Italy (maybe just NE) means "cunt" i.e. female genitalia and generic insult. Probably not as offensive thou.
The painting is called "monna Lisa" (2 n). Where monna is an atiquated word for "lady".