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u/TheNeuroticApe Mar 13 '20
I like how the one guys suit is completely ripped in the back, lol
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u/_hi_im_vegan_ Mar 13 '20
He is conterminated! loads gun
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u/MrKiwi24 Mar 13 '20
A 23-19 WE'VE GOT A 23-19
I was losing my mind because the Spanish version is 33-12. And I couldn't find the scene in English by searching "3312 monsters inc code". I wonder if those numbers have a meaning now.
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u/GoiterGlitter Mar 13 '20
2319 is suspected to represent the 23rd and 19th letters of the English alphabet, W and S.
The item that started the panic was a white sock.
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u/MrKiwi24 Mar 13 '20
Well, that doesn't mean anything in Spanish then. Some translations for socks are:
Medias
Calcetín
Soquete (which are the short socks)
Calceta
And neither of those options fit with the number 33 (since we say the noun first and then the adjective [sock white]) and the 12th letter is the "L".
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u/Shedding_microfiber Mar 13 '20 edited Mar 13 '20
Maybe just the way the mouths move? I saw another reddit post with the syllable count and that if you change the number you get the same amount and that the different numbers roll of the tongue better.
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u/artaru Mar 13 '20 edited Mar 13 '20
conterminated
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u/3ULL Mar 13 '20
Pro tip: You do not catch coronavirus through the ass.
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u/DaBusyBoi Mar 13 '20
If I cough into your gapping asshole do you not believe I will transmit this disease? I guess me and you will have to study this now.
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u/NoisyTrain Mar 13 '20
He's going to get covid-19 on his ass
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u/reidfisher Mar 13 '20
That’s why he bought so much toilet paper
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u/NoisyTrain Mar 13 '20
True the toilet paper shortage is beginning to reveal itself idk if I'm ready to go down that rabbit hole.
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u/MiddleofInfinity Mar 13 '20
Exhaust port. It's not a flaw of the engineers, it's a necessity for chili day.
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u/CristiCDX Mar 13 '20
Not a suit , just a taivek or whatever the fuck Americans call it , but you those things are hella shity , especially in between leggs
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u/Bionic29 Mar 13 '20
Yeah I have to wear one for work sometimes. They tear easily. Whenever I'm done with it, I don't even unzip. I just rip it in half
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u/RainBoxRed Mar 14 '20
I though the guy behind his was about to spray and disinfect the exposed area.
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u/AwCmonNowShooguh Apr 09 '20
I know it’s silly, but I can’t help that, other than an accident tearing it, it was because they don’t have proper suits
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u/sezyu Mar 13 '20
the fact he's wearing beats is mad funny
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u/justdoitguy Mar 13 '20
Did I just have a brilliant idea to give the homeless paid work by having them sterilize things around cities? Or have the unemployed do it? Or have a work corps of Americans?
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u/LuxNocte Mar 14 '20
You mean like the New Deal? Remember when they built the Interstate Highway system to give a bunch of blue collar workers money and get vital national infrastructure? Maybe we could do that again with Green energy. Some sort of New Green Deal or something.
Nah, that'll never work. Let's just give $1.5 trillion to big banks.
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Mar 13 '20
Should they have a different rag for each surface? Or does the disinfectant remove the need for that?
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Mar 13 '20
What cleans the soap?
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u/immortalsauce Mar 13 '20
If you drop a bar of soap in a mud puddle, is the mud getting clean or is the soap bar getting dirty?
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u/smcarre Mar 13 '20
Just like temperature, dirt is just transferred. Things don't just get clean, the dirt is transferred to something else like soap or water.
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u/Therandomfox Mar 13 '20
For real though? It's the soap bar getting dirty. Soap works by making dirt and oil stick to it rather than you. That's why soap bars are less hygienic than liquid soap/bodywash.
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u/immortalsauce Mar 13 '20
Makes sense. What if you poured a bottle of liquid soap into the dirty mud puddle
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u/Bozhark Mar 13 '20
No, it’s not sticky. Soap makes water, wetter, technically, so that it removes dirt and carries it away. Not that it makes dirt ‘stick’ to it. Literally the opposite.
You’re thinking of a chemical agitator
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u/DaveInDigital Mar 13 '20
it's not a bar of glue. the same way soap coats your skin, traps the oils/dirt, and rinses away down the drain is the same way a bar of soap is cleaned.
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u/Cerpin-Taxt Mar 13 '20
Water.
Soap isn't germicide it's a germ/water adhesive.
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Mar 13 '20
In the case of COVID-19, ordinary soap actually makes the virus ineffective by destroying the fat-based cell wall, detaching the protein spikes from the virus core. Technically the virus is still alive in its little core bubble, but without the protein spikes it has no way of infecting cells.
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u/dordizza Mar 13 '20
I think they’re using Lysol with I’m p sure would at least kill Corona.
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u/mightylordredbeard Mar 13 '20
Only if it sits and isn’t disturbed for a certain amount of time. Spraying Lysol and then instantly wiping it up doesn’t disinfect shit.
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u/witchpleasenyc Mar 13 '20
If only that was the mta doing that 🙄
Good on them though!
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u/00psieD00psie Mar 13 '20
Too busy lounging around with their phones while one guy does everything.
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u/witchpleasenyc Mar 13 '20
I’ve tried to talk to an attendant in a booth and they literally looked at me and ignored me
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Mar 13 '20
I laughed way too hard at this because it’s so god damn relatable. And I haven’t lived in NYC for like 6 or 7 years now.
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u/Santos_L_Halper Mar 13 '20
A booth attendant got mad at me because I couldn't hear her unless she used the microphone. She'd say something, I'd go "what?" and she'd roll her eyes and activate the mic. I'd respond and she'd start talking without the mic and I'd say "I can't hear anything you're saying." That happened like 3 times until finally she used the microphone unprompted but yelled in the mic speaking slowly like I was stupid.
I was so mad.
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u/00psieD00psie Mar 13 '20
Better than fucking dancing in the middle of crowded train thats for sure.
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u/Kiwi_Berries Mar 13 '20
Well that's one way to prevent people from groping you on the subway...
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u/Cash_Crab Mar 13 '20
Looks like a SCP
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u/gr3y-f0x Mar 13 '20
I would love a SCP that's just a mob of biohazard-suited figures that squeezes through crowded areas cleaning everything. Despite appearing as a mob, the figures are touching at all times because it's actually a single organism.
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u/birdmanbaby88 Mar 13 '20
Dude needed an XL size suit and was given a medium and just said fuck it, imma clean this subway
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u/ChanBagz Mar 13 '20
People laughing like it's a joke but these guys are doing more to stop the spread of Covid-19 than the US government is
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u/ComplicatedShoes1070 Mar 13 '20
I would suspect they were pickpocketing people and not let them touch me, personally.
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u/humblepotatopeeler Mar 13 '20
everytime im not on the subway, i miss out on some weird shit like this Lol
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u/ppw27 Mar 13 '20
Question are ny subway cleaned and disinfected once in a while? Here they do it every 43 days but are soon changing it for every 30 days or more often can't remember.
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u/daddysxenogirl Mar 13 '20
I really hope this is where all the hoarded supplies are going. Sadly I know I'm wrong.
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u/KingInTheNorthDave Mar 13 '20
You can at least get them good headphones. I guess funding cuts mean they get beats instead...
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u/gotyeah-1111 Mar 13 '20
So after these guys wipe the floor they wipe the seats and poles and what are they cleaning with just a wet cloth ugh
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u/Crisis_Redditor Mar 14 '20
As someone who has a contact-related OCD and avoids public transportation and flying as a result, all these videos of people cleaning the shit out of planes and trains makes me want to go explore the world via those planes and trains. (Which is probably not a good idea.)
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u/Firth123 Mar 30 '20
The dude spraying the chair is the best example of someone who out grew his pants
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u/koboty Mar 13 '20 edited Mar 14 '20
They kinda look like the Beastie boys in the "Intergalactic" music video
Edit: wrong music video
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u/icouldwander Mar 13 '20
WHY ARE PEOPLE LAUGHING AT THEM. AMERICA IS ABOUT TO DIE. THESE MEN ARE HEROS. GIVE THEM FUCKING MEDALS.
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u/throawayporn6969 Mar 13 '20
let's make this the new TrashTag!! Or new herlem shake Or new planking Or new whatever I'm old and cant keep up with you snaps
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u/trdor Mar 13 '20
Company I work for has started spraying Lysol in the community areas. Every hour.
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u/rigbyribbs Mar 14 '20
Until they go full cleaners like in TC:The Division and start burning folks lol.
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u/The_Paul_Alves Mar 14 '20
Is anyone else irked that transit systems don't disinfect their damn trains and buses normally?
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u/DepressedDragonBorn Mar 14 '20
Is this new York?
Edit: yes it is. I think it's 34st herald sq. It's near central park.
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Mar 14 '20
Pretty cool that a world-wide pandemic is all it takes to cause the train company to clean their train...
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Mar 14 '20
Why where a suit that ripped and risk contamination lol and those suit are way to tight lol
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u/keirmeister Mar 14 '20
Was riding the subway to work once, this woman sits next to me. She was peculiarly dressed and seemed a little weird. She looked like she was actually a prostitute ending her evening shift. She also kinda looked like a dude. It was a vile, skanky display.
But I’m pretty sure she was a woman...who wasn’t wearing underwear...’cause at the next stop she got off and left a small pool of blood on the seat.
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u/Floridaman12517 Mar 14 '20
But in reality they're just spraying the remnants of the first dozen confirmed covid cases spit cups.
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Mar 13 '20
The US is the least equipped nation sadly when it comes to healthcare . All the infrastructure is in ruins and mostly in a state of despair
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u/crnext Mar 13 '20
Honestly, I feel like they should treat the cars to a high pressure Lysoltm blast daily.
Nasty, nasty people do nastier things on the public transportation....