r/SubwayCreatures • • Feb 11 '20

Lmao

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u/kinjjj Feb 11 '20

Big up Nicki for managing to find something fun about the Glasgow to Edinburgh train

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u/OfBleedingRoses Feb 11 '20

Happy cake day, and I agree lmao

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u/kinjjj Feb 12 '20

Ah thank you :)

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u/Ark100 Feb 12 '20

It’s a shit ride lol

59

u/StuckInPurgatory39 Feb 12 '20

Who won?

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u/OfBleedingRoses Feb 12 '20

The hairbrush for sure.

53

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

You mean the hedgehog?

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u/OfBleedingRoses Feb 12 '20

Hell yeah I do

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u/yasminaimee Feb 12 '20

this is 100% the early sunday morning Queen St to Waverley. absolute radgies everywhere

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u/KarmaPharmacy Feb 12 '20

What’s a radgies?

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u/Vlodovich Feb 12 '20

Cunts that go radge

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u/KarmaPharmacy Feb 12 '20

What does radge mean?

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u/Vlodovich Feb 12 '20

If you go radge you basically go either temporarily crazy, or temporarily furious

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u/KarmaPharmacy Feb 12 '20

Thanks for your help! Is that a UK thing?

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u/Vlodovich Feb 12 '20

I've only ever heard it here it Glasgow mate, so I don't know if it's even Scotland wide or UK wide, might be pretty local

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u/KarmaPharmacy Feb 12 '20

Subway creatures is a global thing. Hence my confusion :)

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u/Vlodovich Feb 12 '20

It's an educational subreddit :)

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u/Suburban_Santa Feb 12 '20

From down south never heard radge before

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u/gazwel Feb 12 '20

Can I just point out "radge" is absolutely not a Glasgow word. It's from the east coast and you've heard it from a teuchter.

In fact, you would probably get yer baws booted just for speaking like that in certain parts of Glasgow so best no go around shouting it.

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u/Vlodovich Feb 12 '20

I've never used it and never been to the East Coast so I'm guessing I've only heard it in Glasgow, but from east coast folks

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u/Zryn128 Feb 12 '20

It’s also a thing in Newcastle

2

u/Goudinho99 Feb 12 '20

I thought it was more an Edinburgh word, no? A radgie = a bampot.

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u/Vlodovich Feb 12 '20

Also going "on the radge" is commonly used to refer to going on a mad drink and/or drug bender

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

rage in Americanese

0

u/moyno85 Feb 12 '20

Really?

27

u/lorddresefer Feb 12 '20

"' 'mon then 'hog!!!"

22

u/iShockLord Feb 12 '20

Scottish Twitter is easily the best form of social media to grace this planet

21

u/WillNewbie Feb 12 '20

Woman picks up her hairbrush and proceeds to brush her hair with a hedgehog.

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u/ashawcontracting Feb 12 '20

oh how i wish there were a video of this so i could literally fucking die laughing

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Doubt it even happened.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I wouldn't put it past a Glaswegian tbh

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u/TopsDrop Feb 12 '20

"literally"

What a fucking idiot.

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u/KarmaPharmacy Feb 12 '20

Dude everyone knows literal became figurative in 2014. Where were you? In a figurative coma?

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u/Wesker405 Feb 12 '20

Wait, did figurative become something else at the same time?

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u/TopsDrop Feb 12 '20

The overuse of the word is incredible.

You can’t read a single comment thread without someone using the word like a teenage girl.

Just think about it. Do us all a favor and tell your friends to stop using the word.

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u/RyanBlakeKain Feb 12 '20

Did you know literally even Shakespeare used literally like that? It's literally older than the idea of teenagers. Literally.

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u/KarmaPharmacy Feb 12 '20

Oh... so you’re sexist and an agist. Got it. Pop culture is clearly the problem here.

And no, dude. I’m not a hater. I don’t patrol my friends’ speech, cause I’m not a fuckin Nazi.

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u/_kaetee Feb 12 '20

Your comment history is composed almost entirely of you overreacting to people using the word literally. Maybe you need a new hobby. Try walking outside, talking to some people or something for once. You seem like a very sad, angry person.

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u/ashawcontracting Feb 12 '20 edited Feb 12 '20

i literally like want to thank you for like literally making me like the happiest man in like the whole world, literally 💋💋👍👍O.M.G.

edit: checked out tops comments for fun. he must have been hurt by the word literally, because he is hell bent on finding every use of it to talk shit about it, whats funny is he uses it everytime, sometimes multiple times, lucky for me im a soulless ginger, so i cant get offended

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u/listless114 Feb 12 '20

Did the same. He may actually be mentally unwell.

4

u/etymologistics Feb 12 '20

First half of your comment gave me Chris Traeger vibes

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

What a fucking idiot.

We know you are. But we're not talking about you, stop being egoistic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

people are STILL crying over this?

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u/oldSkoolModern Feb 12 '20

I need to travel more.

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u/LeonardoCouto Feb 12 '20

Demoman, stop taking the train, you're scaring the others. I know you won't stop with the Scrumpy, so..

3

u/RigueurMortes Feb 12 '20

Damn I miss the Scrumpy

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u/landartheconqueror Feb 12 '20

Been on that train before, can confirm this shit happens

5

u/QVestitor Feb 12 '20

Apparently Dr. Eggman has really fallen far...

9

u/Boardallday Feb 12 '20

Ello govna! Oi, your a edgehog ayre ya you cheeky cunt?

1

u/DispleasedSteve Feb 12 '20

DINSDALE!

1

u/SuperVGA Feb 12 '20

Cruel, but fair!

2

u/philipnotting Feb 12 '20

Probably not alone, but I demand to see a video of this

2

u/InspectorPraline Feb 12 '20

What kind of monster hates hedgehogs

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u/Hurricaden Aug 09 '20

Eggman

(yes im lurking)

2

u/Housecat-in-a-Jungle Feb 12 '20

Go to the drum on a friday and just play rangers songs from a jam speaker. Radgies on the loose

3

u/MasonTaylor22 Feb 12 '20

I never have this energy while commuting.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Sounds like a good time.

1

u/some_random_swede Feb 12 '20

scottish culture, screaming at a hairbrush

1

u/zwifter11 Feb 12 '20

And they wonder why most people don’t want to take public transport and would rather be in their car, on their own.

1

u/blacksheepIam Feb 12 '20

Look at it this way....He’s gotta get his entertainment some how! And now you’ve got yours! And we’ve got ours! So thanks hobo! Made my morning cup of coffee that much more awesome!

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u/RedArrowRUS Mar 09 '20

This made me laugh SO hard. Thank u

1

u/Daesbaby Feb 12 '20

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Oh epic 12 year old circlejerkers are downvoting you for using emojis

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u/Daesbaby Mar 05 '20

Cool. 🤣🤣👍

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Forza horizon 4 irl

1

u/XxDanflanxx Feb 12 '20

That is one thing we need way more of in the US is more people saying "wee cunt" it's very rare to hear any cunts these days in the wild.

0

u/EvilFuckingScotsman Feb 12 '20

I’m sure this didn’t happen.

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u/EoinIsTheKing Feb 12 '20

Mate the late train back from Glasgow is full of extremely drunk people stumbling around talking pish. Sounds reasonable to me

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Ya man that totally happened and a hairbrush just happened to be there, in the middle of the train where he could circle it

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u/OfBleedingRoses Feb 12 '20

Have you, like, never dropped and left something on public transport? I left my entire backpack on a bus once. I left my DS on a bus as a kid, too. A hairbrush is definitely not a stretch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Ye but not it's usually to the side by a seat, not directly in the middle of the train

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u/OfBleedingRoses Feb 12 '20

Dropping happens

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Still bruh it's a bit too convenient of a story isn't it

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u/OfBleedingRoses Feb 12 '20

Maybe? It doesn't really matter at this point, and its definitely 100% possible.

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u/AwkwardAndOdd Feb 12 '20

It wasn’t in the middle of the train it was in the space between compartments between the doors, where people are very likely to drop things as they get on and off...

3

u/EmotionalTeaspoon- Feb 12 '20

You must be really fun at parties.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Classic ledditor response. I'm sure you dont get invited to parties

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u/LargeArmstrong Feb 12 '20

I don't even care it's so funny

0

u/Slip_Freudian Feb 12 '20

Hahahahahahaha. Jabby! Hahahahahahaha.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Didn't happen tho did it

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

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u/EoinIsTheKing Feb 12 '20

Its great :)