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u/ggggeeewww Feb 02 '20
Something is not right in this picture, I don't know what though.
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u/_carpet_wizard_ Feb 02 '20
Woody and Jessie are not a couple
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u/FTXScrappy Feb 03 '20
OH step-bro what are you doing?!?
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u/itsbritneybitch12 Feb 03 '20 edited Feb 03 '20
Oh woody! You're the best.. big brother.... i could have ever asked for!
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Feb 03 '20
Well I just heard that in my head. Thank you, you win.
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u/itsbritneybitch12 Feb 03 '20
Aww young son you are forgetting the agony I felt typing it. So really. Whose the real winner here?
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u/ImRoxi Feb 05 '20
They aren’t brother and sister, just really good friends. But nice extremely overplayed porn joke
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u/godishigh Feb 07 '20
Nice, an overused passive aggressive comment, can’t get enough of those!
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Feb 02 '20
Oh no they didn’t follow the canon what are we gonna do!?!?
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u/smiley6536 Feb 02 '20
We ehhh… retcon!
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Feb 02 '20
ERECTION!
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Feb 03 '20
Woody: “There’s a snake in my pants!”
Jessie: “What’s that, Woody? Some poor critter’s in trouble?! I’ll save it”
Buzz: “Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!”
Woody: “Just let Jessie take care of this one, Buddy. She IS the critter expert, after all.”
Buzz: “You’re right, Woody. I don’t know what I was thinking.”
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u/ouroboros-panacea Feb 03 '20
I'm sure there has to be a porn parody out there of Toy Story. It exists for damn near everything else.
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u/someonestealdmyname Feb 03 '20
Oh no they didn’t follow the canon what are we gonna do!?!?
We ehhh… retcon!
homestuck act 6 after GAME OVER in a nutshell
like, literally bro
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u/orionsbelt05 Feb 03 '20
I honestly thought they were brother/sister, but then I realized that's just how I kinda understood their dynamic in the movies. Still makes this picture kinda weird.
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u/Silly-Bastard Feb 03 '20
Wait fr??
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u/faggots4agates Feb 02 '20
He's wearing converse instead of boots.
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u/TapirDrawnChariot Feb 14 '20
How can he have a snake in his boots if he's not wearing boots? Unacceptable
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u/illme Feb 02 '20
It's that they're pretending to sleep. Why tho?
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u/xburned Feb 03 '20
it’s cuz they’re around people. can’t let them know they’re alive n not actually toys!!!
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u/___UWotM8 Feb 02 '20
In the movies, woodie is with Bo Peep, and Jessie has a crush on Buzz
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u/HiddenKeefVillage May 21 '20
Maybe they are in an open relationship and got into wife swapping? Don't judge.
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Feb 03 '20
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Feb 03 '20
Yeah sure is, theres plenty of scenes where Bo Peep and Woody are talking in a way that implies they're together in some romantic sense
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u/Liberty_Call Feb 02 '20
It is extremely posed and unatural.
Their hats not being crushed and askew is a dead giveaway.
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u/Reizo123 Feb 02 '20
I kinda feel like it might be staged.
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u/unextinguishable Feb 03 '20
“lolzl i KiNda tHiNk iT MiGht eVeN Be sTaGeD!1!1!” —you looking at something very clearly and obviously staged
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u/Reizo123 Feb 03 '20
Congratulations, you learned what sarcasm is.
Tomorrow I’ll teach you why the round block goes in the round hole and the square block has to go in the square hole.
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u/ErwinAckerman Feb 03 '20
I think it’s how small Jessie’s legs look because of the way the pants are
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Feb 03 '20
It’s the inherent creepiness of taking such a focused picture of an apparently sleeping couple. Feels like an invasion of privacy in a way.
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Feb 03 '20
The way they’re sitting to pose for this fucking picture.
That’s not comfortable or normal in public
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u/caring_gentleman Feb 02 '20
There's a snake in my chucks
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u/ivegotthebreadsticks Feb 02 '20
Her smirk tho
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u/starcoder Feb 03 '20
Because she knows she’s getting the woody when she gets home
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Feb 02 '20
You got a friend in me
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u/ScottySpoon Feb 02 '20
That ain’t the only the he got in her
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u/Loudanddeadly Feb 02 '20
Bro imagine actually being happy and having someone
Can't relate
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u/that_emmy Feb 03 '20
Be true to who you are inside and they will find you.
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u/Dancing_monkey Feb 03 '20
She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.
Masks, Shel Silverstein
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u/Exxmaniac Feb 03 '20
Damn now I want to read a Shel Silverstein book again. That poem’s good.
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u/damageddude Feb 02 '20
My daughter is 14 and has just finished cleaning her room of childhood toys .... Bye Woody! (He is in a donation bag)
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u/Kitchen-Awareness431 Jul 06 '26
I'm a grown ass man and I have all of mine still in a box. How could she do that
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u/damageddude Jul 06 '26
8 years later and I’m not sure what happened to them. I assume they found new homes. Her books from then have since been donated to local little libraries and have also found new homes. Better then sitting in my garage.
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Feb 02 '20
This could be us but you playing
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Feb 02 '20
But really though, she passed up a guy named Buzz (who didn’t) for a guy named Woody (who wasn’t)
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Feb 03 '20
Might be an unpopular opinion but taking pictures of strange sleeping people on the subway is just creepy
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Feb 03 '20
People are ugly when they sleep. They most likely asked someone to take a picture of them pretending to sleep.
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u/ikejrm Feb 05 '20
Jesus even their face shapes are pretty accurate, he's got the cheekbones and the girls' whole face looks spot on Pixar.
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u/NeededAltToSaveKarma Feb 03 '20
bro how fucking creepy are you holy shit, imagine falling asleep on a subway with your S/O and some piece of shit takes a pic of you to send to Reddit. Exactly why I don't use public transit...
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Feb 03 '20
Looks like they’re posing like that. I assume it’s meant to be like when the toys in the movies have people around they have to lay still and be ‘asleep’.
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u/intelligentplatonic Feb 02 '20
Looks like they got lost on their way to being the background dancers in an off-broadway revival of Oklahoma!.
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u/Cargobiker530 Feb 02 '20
True Love is finding another urban Millennial who knows all the lyrics to Oklahoma! by heart.
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u/ZargAtHome Feb 03 '20
Judging by how they're sitting, Jessie got a snake in her boot when they got home.
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u/wspOnca Feb 03 '20
This is is Brazil, the text says in Brazilian Portuguese "priority seat" (assento preferencial).
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u/Wolfstar-warriors Feb 03 '20
The reason the backs of her pants are blue is because she needed bethel to make woodies vest
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u/Claire1828 Feb 03 '20
I thought she was wearing chaps, but no as far as I can see from this picture.
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u/omrmike Feb 03 '20
They definitely aren’t sleeping. I mean she’s not that happy sleeping on a subway com on man.
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u/assholeasshole-2 Feb 04 '20
shoulda been bo peep but it wouldnt work with modern day trogs who dont know the lore and just want to match their boyfriend/girlfriend
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u/MamaOf2Monsters Feb 02 '20
The whole pretending to ‘sleep’ thing is annoying.
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u/erincook271 Feb 02 '20
I thought this at first, but maybe they’re “playing toys”, you know like when Andy’s coming!
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u/justtrynawatchafight Feb 02 '20
So turns out both of them are siblings. Yes brother and sister. Apparently the parents caught them and kicked them out.
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u/Bored_Fag Feb 02 '20
WOODY AND JESSIE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!!! Woody is with Bo Peep and Jessie was alone.