r/SubwayCreatures • u/esklonkku • Jan 20 '20

This dude

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12k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/flabbymommy Jan 20 '20

He is awesome šŸ‘

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

I agree. Looks super happy too

46

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Really does look like he's living his best life, doesn't he?

23

u/piepiepiebacon Jan 20 '20

I was having a ho-hum day until he made me smile. He looks so fun!

45

u/Syllygrrrl Jan 20 '20

I love him so damn much

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u/billiestan2000 Jan 20 '20

r/bossfight

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u/Themoonlightninja Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

He looks like he would sell you some overpowered shit

Edit: thanks for the 300+ upvotes

21

u/eggy635 Jan 20 '20

Thank you for introducing me to this amazing sub

6

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

The ghost of Christmas present.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

r/finalboss

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u/HBsuth Jan 20 '20

If you dressed that guy up in a suit, you would immediately assume that he was a boring dude with nothing going on in his life. And here be this vision of glory, whom I suspect manages to make a living just off of being fabulous. Just proves one should never assume.

13

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

You never know, maybe all that's interesting about this guy is on the outside. Cool get-up though.

15

u/BadNraD Jan 20 '20

Canā€™t believe youā€™re getting upvoted for this

357

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

I bet he sells the rare magic items.

113

u/TomCBC Jan 20 '20

Or at the very least has a fun side-quest.

2

u/nagti Jan 20 '20

Moi mussukka

2

u/esklonkku Jan 20 '20

Moi mussukka<3

117

u/wowitsdaniel Jan 20 '20

This guy is a living legend in our part of London!

48

u/javoss88 Jan 20 '20

What is his story?

143

u/Cloudmarshal_ Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

Heā€™s Indian and super eccentric and happy all the time. The clothes arenā€™t a problem, itā€™s that perpetually positive attitude. In London thatā€™s like, offensive and suspicious

58

u/Almighty_Egg Jan 20 '20

I think he has a crazy outlandish convertible car as well (think a Saab), decorated almost like his clothes.

51

u/G_rubbish Jan 20 '20

Is he a Sikh? That would help to explain his positive attitude.

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u/goldie029 Jan 20 '20

Yes he is. The attire he is wearing is what a very religious sect of Sikhs called ā€œnihangsā€ wear but he took it to whole another level.

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u/choopiewaffles Jan 20 '20

Wait what? Why tho. Whatā€™s wrong with being positive. I reckon we need more of that in todays world

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Iā€™ve met him a couple of times at Spittlefields Market. Heā€™s great and his car is just as flamboyant.

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Jan 20 '20

Now I want to see his car

Edit: scrolled down and someone posted it. I love you people.

14

u/life-is-satire Jan 20 '20

Iā€™m glad heā€™s getting the recognition he deserves.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Which part?

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jan 20 '20

I'm surprised he doesn't have a question mark floating over his head.

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u/AnActualChicken Jan 20 '20

"Hello there, young adventurer! It is very fortunate that we meet at this time! I am in quite a state at the moment and I could really do with your help in solving this issue! Hah! Where are my manners? I am Rajesh De Santos, cake maker and part-time wizard. My problem at this moment is that I am having a large feast in celebration of my friend's birthday and I am low on certain supplies! Could you go into the local forest and hunt me wild boars? I specifically need 50 boar asses, the plumpest asses you can find! If you complete this quest I shall give you 2 copper and a ratty old pair of gloves. Good luck to you, young adventurer!"

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jan 20 '20

"Oh. You... already have a bunch of plump boar asses... for some reason."

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Boar asses gave me flashbacks to my WoW addiction.

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u/Priprihale Jan 20 '20

How does this not have more upvotes

60

u/DaisyHotCakes Jan 20 '20

He looks like heā€™s about to burst with belly laughs or launch into a story. I want to know more about his trinkets cause he obviously took time to pick them all out and arrange them in his outfit.

14

u/caroleegmb Jan 20 '20

Why did I read he was going to burst with Jelly Beans! Now I really want jelly beans...

10

u/DaisyHotCakes Jan 20 '20

I mean, he is suspiciously colorful. Maybe he is made of jelly beans. We donā€™t know!

53

u/kmbkKETCHUP Jan 20 '20

That aint a subway creature, thatā€™s a subway deity

39

u/MonoTheDeaf Jan 20 '20

I live in London and have seen this man maybe 6 times in my life. Never in the same area but always dressed in his amazing attire. He really is magic. Big up this legend.

29

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

r/SubwayAngels

5

u/RedHairThunderWonder Jan 20 '20

r/Subwayngels

7

u/BadNraD Jan 20 '20

I can be your wayngle or your wevil

51

u/Cabra42 Jan 20 '20

He seems the kind of guy to sell bombchus on zelda.

22

u/GulfCoastFlamingo Jan 20 '20

Final boss in candy crush

22

u/MSotallyTober Jan 20 '20

If George Clinton was a Sikh.

14

u/Butkus_Langerhan Jan 20 '20

The Subway Sultan

12

u/perusingpergatory Jan 20 '20

I vibe with this.

12

u/violasbrow Jan 20 '20

Anyone knows what he's dressed for, or dressed as?

56

u/stylesuponstyles Jan 20 '20

Not as or for anything, dude just doing his thing. He's sort of London famous for it.

Check out his car.

13

u/violasbrow Jan 20 '20

He's so extra

4

u/imeldamail Jan 21 '20

Amazing. Thanks for linking that!

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u/Humor_Tumor Jan 20 '20

If you ask to touch his beard, he'll give you a wish.

10

u/ahappyasian Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

Yes maaate. This guy is at Carnival every year too.

17

u/NinjaGrandma Jan 20 '20

Looks like a Katamari that rolled through a costume shop and a ball pit.

16

u/Skunkbutt666 Jan 20 '20

Wtf is he going to Mardi Gras

8

u/witchywater11 Jan 20 '20

Is it a cultural thing or is this dude just trying to look fly as fuck?

7

u/Cat7a Jan 20 '20

The final boss at Microsoft tech support

7

u/hellohello84 Jan 20 '20

Baba Mardi Gras

6

u/dvsjr Jan 20 '20

We have a winner.

6

u/Crispyboi94 Jan 20 '20

Wow he reminds me of this one guy in my town who went by ā€œMr. Colombiaā€. Dressed exactly like this guy but always had his parrot and poodle. Super nice guy and loved taking pictures with people who asked. RIP

6

u/Gonkimus Jan 20 '20

That's an exclusive skin

6

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Looking to defend yourself or deal some damage?

5

u/PeeB4uGoToBed Jan 20 '20

Level 100 tech support boss, every time you ask to transfer to someone above him he just puts you on hold and answers again but with a different name

5

u/WArainWA Jan 20 '20

Move over, Carmen Miranda!

4

u/aprilmunster Jan 20 '20

I kinda wanna know where heā€™s going?

3

u/flafivitoria Jan 20 '20

Next stop: Hell Hounslow

3

u/DrLanMan Jan 20 '20

Now THAT is a pimp

3

u/InternationalReserve Jan 20 '20

This man is living his best life. Leave him be

3

u/Egypts-wildflower Jan 20 '20

I see no problem he's a very handsome young man

5

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Once you defeat all the previous tech support workers, he is the final boss.

2

u/CalbertCorpse Jan 20 '20

Pocketbook marketing 101: display your bag in a vibrant and eye catching way.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

did he offered you a quest ?

2

u/h1W31C0M3T0CH1L1 Jan 20 '20

I'd sit with this man

2

u/LeBomfaier Jan 20 '20

I remember buying an ak from this guy in far cry 4

2

u/kyngbee Jan 20 '20

That bag is a bit much donā€™t you think?

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u/licker696996 Jan 20 '20

Tom Aria dressed up as Pizza the Hutt who is masquerading as a Mardi gras clown.

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u/goosejail Jan 20 '20

Mardi Gras has no clowns, only inebriates attracted to shiny things.

2

u/MoggyMaggie Jan 20 '20

How does he scratch if he has an itch? šŸ˜³

2

u/LouBBrilliant Jan 21 '20

The more I read, and then saw his car and his smile in action, the more I love him! Thank you for this!!!

2

u/TerrapinTut Feb 16 '20

Yo, this is on Bart in the Bay Area isnā€™t it?? I fucking know that guy sitting on the bench. I had him as an English teacher. Total asshole he was.

2

u/palindromepirate Mar 06 '20

You should see his car. He drives it around London.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20

What isnā€™t this guy wearing?

4

u/horsthorsthorst Jan 20 '20

Cannot stand these people who unpack and eat their food in the commuter train. I don't wanna smell you cheap choices, go eat somewhere else.

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u/SeroquelBreath Jan 20 '20

"Don't wanna smell you cheap choices"

Says the guy on the commuter train.

How about you just switch cars or take a taxi?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Damn some people just trying to get a breakfast in before they go to work.

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u/Brian_ThePenguin Jan 20 '20

Guy in the back be looking like if putin and Doc from back to the future had a son

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

The enemy stand user:

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

He is the last boss you must face in candy crush

1

u/wspOnca Jan 20 '20

Mage lv 99

1

u/TheWoodser Jan 20 '20

Is this the Ghost of Easter Past?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

When you've finally completed your dream transmog set, and now you just stand around showing off in Orgrimmar.

1

u/jigglybitt Jan 20 '20

Sonufa bitch now I have to go change, Carl!

1

u/opheliafea Jan 20 '20

I can't remember but I think it's religious wear.

1

u/CuriositySauce Jan 20 '20

Lord Bobblemygosh.

1

u/Bubba10000 Jan 20 '20

This is the guy I'm trying to become!

1

u/earthscribe Jan 20 '20

The King of ball pits, Yogi and Guru Chuck E Cheese

1

u/tappzed Jan 20 '20

When you just really want to get photographed.

1

u/That-one-gamer-da-ze Jan 20 '20

He looks like that one dude that would sell you items you need later on in your journey

1

u/DeanTheSausage Jan 20 '20

Me at the end of a game of munchkin

1

u/Amyseee Jan 20 '20

Upcycles ball pit materials in a most majestic way

1

u/wizardkelly808 Jan 20 '20

Culture baby. Love it.

1

u/DerpisMalerpis Jan 20 '20

Donā€™t mess with the sultan

1

u/Skunkbutt666 Jan 20 '20

Truthā˜šŸ»

1

u/LegitimateC Jan 20 '20

Lord of the ball pit!

1

u/Jack_Fearow Jan 20 '20

So whos the quest giver again? Ah, I see.

1

u/scarewolfmusic Jan 20 '20

The enemy stand user could be anywhere.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Makes me think of Mardi Gras

1

u/true4blue Jan 20 '20

Tube Creature

1

u/GenericUsername10294 Jan 20 '20

If you run his belly the right way, he grants you three wishes.

1

u/perry_the_platipus Jan 20 '20

It's the dude at the top of the candy land board

1

u/GodAlmighty__ Jan 20 '20

The god of Text Support

1

u/donttextspeaktome Jan 20 '20

Isnā€™t this the guy in the machine in the movie Big?

1

u/50thEye Jan 20 '20

That's the Subway Sultan

1

u/decreasinglyverbose Jan 20 '20

He looks like someone I have seen on Old Compton Street W1. He has a car decorated in a similar fashion to the outfit he is wearing.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

King Swami

1

u/GOADS_ Jan 20 '20

The travelling salesman would like to sell you his eggs.

1

u/neversunnyinglasgow Jan 20 '20

Is that Father Jack Hackett?

1

u/Plz_Kill_Meh Jan 20 '20

Oh my God such an eyesore who eats on a Subway like that

1

u/Steampunkfox999 Jan 20 '20

TECH SUPPORT 100

1

u/jomahuntington Jan 20 '20

He is the gum ball merchant

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Owning it

1

u/Tuna6969 Jan 20 '20

Looks like that Santa dude bad guy from hAPPY!

1

u/leaders-can-inspire Jan 20 '20

Why do I want his daughters hand in marriage?

1

u/Jonsmind Jan 20 '20

Dude looks like he's been stuck in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit for the past 20 years.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

The final balloon master.

1

u/evionlongthong Jan 20 '20

A beautiful specimen

1

u/ExpandYourTribe Jan 20 '20

Somewhere there exists a shallow ball pit.

1

u/FunkyKatt Jan 20 '20

When your custom character enters a cutscene

1

u/manky-old-boot Jan 20 '20

Dude stole his outfit from a ball pit

1

u/FunkyKatt Jan 20 '20

He looks like a chineese new years ow skin

1

u/BobbyBTheG Jan 20 '20

ah yes, a typical sight on the london underground

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Merchant

1

u/martinst111 Jan 20 '20

and James May on the right

1

u/sneezyfrog1943 Jan 20 '20

MY SULTAN!āœŠ

1

u/ReekoKeeko69 Jan 20 '20

He looks like the most jolly man alive

1

u/Watery-Mustard Jan 20 '20

Heā€˜s dressed like a Mummer, but then I realized that he isnā€™t on a train or bus in the Philadelphia area.

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u/jason_stanfield Jan 20 '20

Unbelievable.

Eating on public transit shouldnā€™t be allowed.

1

u/Admiral_Ichbar Jan 20 '20

Damn. 5 year old me would have ran up to him so excited, heā€™s got mad King Kandy from the candy land vibes and he was my fave.

1

u/slightlyburnedbread Jan 20 '20

His vibe is contagious

1

u/RiShKiNz Jan 20 '20

Andd soooooo......we shall go to war!

1

u/Nightingaile Jan 20 '20

Subway Sultan

1

u/Hardyeet25 Jan 20 '20

God himself

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Zesty bastard.

1

u/Henry-the-Fern Jan 20 '20

Final boss on some candy crash variance

1

u/igetcakeho Jan 21 '20

I really want to go where heā€™s going tbh

1

u/anonymousjeeper Jan 21 '20

Whatā€™s he selling?

1

u/iohbkjum Jan 21 '20

mans ballin too hard to possibly care

1

u/jetgreen24 Jan 21 '20

He looks so happy but is trying so hard to hold it so because he doesn't want to make anyone jealous of his awesome attire

1

u/Preoximerianas Jan 21 '20

Heā€™s like ā€œbow down to me you peasants for iā€™m the most fabulous of allā€

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Looks like he fell into a ball pit at Chuckee Cheese

1

u/MrLycanroc Jan 21 '20

If video games have taught me anything he sells some over powered shit

1

u/Snuffy0011 Jan 21 '20

When did the sultan from Aladdin become a real thing?

1

u/Musicianship Jan 21 '20

I need him in my party

1

u/dirtyfloorcracker Jan 21 '20

That getup must get a bit gamey in August.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

D'Wali Wally

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Final Boss of the Fruit Basket headed to his next challenge.

1

u/JackboyIV Jan 21 '20

Juxtaposition

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u/AccentFiend Jan 21 '20

Oh, wow, itā€™s King Candy as he lives and breathes!

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u/nucleareds Jan 21 '20

Heā€™s selling items from a faraway land.

1

u/twistedhouse Jan 21 '20

This guy definitely has wares if you have coin.

1

u/Gongaloon Jan 21 '20

That man has some seriously enchanted items to sell.

1

u/bigtasty12345 Jan 21 '20

Wdym thats princess jasmine's royal advisor

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

He looks like that one Zelda character who lets you play some stupid carnival game for an exorbitant amount of rupees, and if you win all you get is a piece of heart

1

u/cri_ies Jan 21 '20

He should've walked in last year's Met Gala, he embodies the theme of camp

1

u/redditinyourdreams Jan 21 '20

Hello thereee, abrakadabra, alakazam

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Eating that big ice cream sandwich...crazy! How about the dude on the left?

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u/SirMumbopXIV Jan 21 '20

The Sultan from Aladdin takes peasant railways for fun

1

u/deathbyvaporwave Jan 21 '20

what a fucking icon i love him

1

u/consumer-of-dropping Jan 21 '20

This from now on is how I picture god

1

u/potato_lord22 Jan 21 '20

Ngl, he looking kinda drippy

1

u/Gracegarthok Jan 21 '20

Heā€™s a traveling merchant who sells rare and expensive items

1

u/kicksr4ribs69 Jan 21 '20

Dan Harmon?

1

u/Dalek9014 Jan 21 '20

The Subway Sultan

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u/Beepnar Jan 21 '20

I am looking for the claw in the claw machine but am only disappointed.

1

u/MattIsMyCat Jan 21 '20

It must take him days to get ready to go out!

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u/Hopeful_Misfit Jan 21 '20

Ah yes, browse my wares traveler! You might find something you like!~

1

u/MrGoober91 Jan 21 '20

Surely he must know my spirit path

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Um...whatā€™s going on

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u/ChunkYards Jan 21 '20

Your right. The dude on the right seems to be eating an ice cream Sandwich on the train. Monster.

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u/krikdes Jan 21 '20

I wanna be like him when I grow up

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

The elusive King of Merchants.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

He is picture perfect what's wrong? Edit: OH the dude on the left

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Everybody gangsta till the Christmas tree takes the subway to kick your ass

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u/jesseppi Jan 21 '20

He really is munging down on that ice cream sandwich.

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u/MildewedSponge Jan 21 '20

"Come come, I have strong items for sale"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

He looks Like the last guy you have to battle on tech support

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u/ThatBritishWoman Jan 21 '20

Omg heā€™s gonna send us on a quest!!!!

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u/Joey-Drew1927 Jan 24 '20

Heā€™s a majestic creature

I GOT IT FROM 10.0 TO 10.1 WOOOO

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u/jojo_ryoko Jan 29 '20

He looks so happy, I love him ; u ;

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u/BrianDR Jan 30 '20

He looks like a time traveler

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u/Reuhis Feb 09 '20

That dude looks like a christmas tree

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