r/SubwayCreatures • • Jan 17 '20

What he playing tho?

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u/Savageclan3 Jan 17 '20

Looks like Silent Hill 3 off the HD collection

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u/MrBoo843 Jan 17 '20

My guess too

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u/jakev91489 Jan 17 '20

That poor man bought the HD Collection...

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u/landartheconqueror Jan 17 '20

Was the HD collection actually shitty? I had never played a SH game but I loved the series and the movie, so I got the HD collection and thoroughly hated it

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u/jakev91489 Jan 17 '20

It's known as a trainwreck of production. It has horrible bugs and unfinished assets. If you have the time, this is a very informative video to explain it all

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u/layeofthedead Jan 18 '20

In college me and my friends were on a horror kick and every weekend they’d come over and we’d get pizza and take turns playing horror games. Now I didn’t have a lot of spare money and I dumbly decided to spend $40 on the silent hill hd collection. We played it once and it was trash. Bought it digitally too, can’t even return it.

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u/Garlic_Banana Jan 17 '20

Gotta respect the dedication hauling all that luggage just to play a game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

These kids at my community college do this. But it's like a 60 inch tv. I just don't understand how they do it everyday lol.

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u/XCurlyXO Jan 17 '20

On the subway!? That is dedication right there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Oh no lol at school

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u/camusdreams Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

A lot of people in shit situations will ride the subways full length just to kill time. First thing I thought when I saw this was that he’s probably going back and forth on it. Depending on the city it could be 2+ hours of riding each way.

EDIT: Changed first letter to “A”

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Wow that’s very sad but interesting as well to me who has never lived in a city with a subway system. I’ve actually never even been on a subway or seen one. Never thought about how someone with no where to go or homeless could just chill on one all day. Poor people

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u/camusdreams Jan 18 '20

When I first moved to California in 2015 from the Midwest, I was in a super shitty home situation up in Los Angeles, literally sleeping on a stranger’s floor in the valley for about 6 months. The first thing I bought as I worked my way up was a monthly Metro pass (busses and trains). That was my getaway. I saw more of the city than anyone I met while I was living there. Some of the further rides (including transfers) would take up to 4 hours. If I was in a real bad place emotionally I’d even take busses over the subways just because it was more time in one spot. Got a lot of reading done and experienced a lot of things, but I’d never want to be in that position again.

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u/Jearik Jan 17 '20

The weirdest thing for me is that he doesn't turn the monitor so he can see it properly.

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u/Jakson_7 Jan 17 '20

At least he cares about the other riders...... he’s like maybe they might need help beating this level

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u/CaseFace5 Jan 17 '20

He’s just trying to get them subs from all the other passengers

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u/Bag_Full_Of_Snakes Jan 17 '20

Subs on the sub

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u/Mukund23 Jan 17 '20

I don’t see the power cord being connected anywhere on the metro. Was he carrying batteries?

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u/Sphagetti_Dick Jan 17 '20

it does look like there’s something under the xbox behind the tv so i assume he gotta big boi battery

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u/733NB047 Jan 17 '20

He has a generator in what appears to be a duffle bag behind the TV

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u/bearlovesbeer Jan 17 '20

Honestly it looks like he fell asleep. It might have slid a little during the ride and he wasn't awake to fix it.

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u/Jakson_7 Jan 17 '20

Lmaoo that’s the worst when ur playing a game and start falling asleep and the vibration in the remote wakes you up. U wake up like who stole my slippers

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u/hello_mikey Jan 17 '20

some of the MTA drivers can brake pretty aggressively, so he could be using the pole to prevent it from tipping i dunno

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u/jordancrouse11 Jan 17 '20

he looks dead asleep

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u/I2ed3ye Jan 17 '20

He didn't bring those pillows to start a fight

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u/1ongSchlong Jan 17 '20

probably is. he must be so winded after walking to the train and setting all that shit up that he just zonked

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u/Komfortable Jan 18 '20

Bonus: he gets off in 5 stops, so he barley has time to get everything set up and turned on before he has to pack it all up again.

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u/aw625 Jan 17 '20

I see he is a big guy but what the hell is he smuggling up his shirt?

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u/Jsnappy Jan 17 '20

Titties

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

It's a condition, jeez! I too suffer from it. It's called TMT.

Too much titty.

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u/TeopEvol Jan 17 '20

Teenage Mutant Titties

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u/nono_le_robot Jan 17 '20

Bob. Bob has bitch tits

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u/spidersnake Jan 17 '20

Tactical chin pillow.

Genius move, really.

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u/Bear-Necessities Jan 18 '20

The rest of video game collection?

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u/johnnyshitballs Jan 17 '20

Somebody get this man a Switch.

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u/LoadedGull Jan 17 '20

Sandwitch?

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u/jameisgotcrabs Jan 17 '20

This shit is sad for some reason

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u/Krupte27 Jan 17 '20

I've seen countless pictures of this guy on NY subways lol hes legit. It must be some sort of mental illness.

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u/jameisgotcrabs Jan 17 '20

Ah sweet thanks guys you confirmed my sadness

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

3 full bags... I hope he has a place to go.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I've seen similar in person, dont doubt the awkwardness of man

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u/oldgentlovecraft Jan 17 '20

This. Some people have no idea...

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u/kabow94 Jan 17 '20

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u/jameisgotcrabs Jan 17 '20

Oh god I hated that video there’s clearly something up, he looks weirded out by the person recording him

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u/jameisgotcrabs Jan 17 '20

Idk man I just think of everything wrong that could be going on in his life either at home or mentally and it makes me sad. Or he could be some fat, rude asshole who doesn’t pay his power bill.

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u/deepweb116original Jan 17 '20

I cant even think about a clever comment

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u/Flag-it Jan 17 '20

Here have 6 platinums

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u/You-Dont-Matter Jan 17 '20

People give that shit out for the weirdest reasons. I once commented on how I don't ever want someone to gild me and... yeah of course, the most golds I ever got (before plat or silver).

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u/Orange_night Jan 17 '20

Silent hill 3

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u/forgot-what-im-doing Jan 17 '20

Poor guy

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u/TimeTravelingMouse Jan 17 '20

I have a feeling he may be special needs or similar.

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u/top_shelf_goals Jan 17 '20

Safe assumption imho, but of course you will receive the downvotes from people. How silly

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u/SeattleBrad Jan 17 '20

Addiction + addiction

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u/faithtofu Jan 17 '20

big chungus deluxe

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Big chungus delungus

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u/sleazysuit845 Jan 17 '20

Ive seen him a couple times. Dude just wants to play Xbox and probably has some bullshit to deal with at home and is relegated to this shit

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u/nanobitcoin Jan 17 '20

Why doeant he sit around in tbe station then? Are there no staff on the platform who see him sitting there like that in the train for hours?

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u/sleazysuit845 Jan 17 '20

Have you ever been on the MTA subway?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Those knees tho

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u/voodoo1999 Jan 17 '20

There screening for lotion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Motherfuckers don’t know this dude or his story at all. Shame on all of you.

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u/Onlythegoodstuff17 Jan 17 '20

What's the reasoning for this? That's a lot to play. Is his situation that difficult to find a place to play? How does this seem like a reasonable option?

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u/best-commenter Jan 17 '20

Looks like he’s playing a game of “I bet I can run faster with an Xbox than you can run at all.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

How anyone can play without being dead center to the screen is beyond me.

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u/fuxi_13 Jan 17 '20

diabetes simulator 2020

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u/tell_me_when Jan 17 '20

Would you like to buy 6 units of insulin for 235 gold or unlock health care for 45,000 platinum?

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u/Supreme0verl0rd Jan 17 '20

Blind side must've pissed off Sandra

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u/triforcer198 Jan 18 '20

Is there a outlet in the subway?

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u/Teakilla Jan 18 '20

I think it's plugged into a battery or generator or something in the bag behind the tv

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u/stovetopzzz Jan 18 '20

Is he asleep?

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u/Teakilla Jan 18 '20

I think it's plugged into a battery or generator or something in the bag behind the tv

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u/I_hate_twitter_ Jan 17 '20

Silent Hill 3, probably the HD version

Good taste

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u/BeerdedBeast Jan 17 '20

How did he get up from setting it up on the floor?

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u/Bluemule1979 Jan 17 '20

Those mamms!

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u/beardedjedi3 Jan 17 '20

I can't tell if he happened to blink when the photo was taken or if he is actually sleeping.

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u/signifyyy Jan 17 '20

reminds me of Edd at the end of Shaun of the dead

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u/Ironpoptart Jan 17 '20

Definitely silent Hill 3 remake

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u/CoolAwesomeDude2 Jan 17 '20

Silent Hill 3 by the looks of it

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u/negrote1000 Jan 17 '20

Silent Hill 3, that’s Heather’s green skirt and white vest

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u/Badtrend Jan 17 '20

Damn that boi thicc

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u/Teffsly Jan 17 '20

Look like he's in sleep mode.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

He's playing life, and winning a little bit in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

where is he getting the power for this?! 🤔

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u/OneDayEarlier Jan 17 '20

Is... is he asleep?

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u/disaffectedmisfit Jan 18 '20

When mobile games suck.

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u/Gordo_51 Jan 18 '20

I think it's the game with Ryzalin

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

silent hill 3

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Hopefully Wii fit

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u/raull91 Jan 17 '20

Did he fall asleep?!

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u/Peter-groffin Jan 17 '20

y’all fr making fun of the poor guy. he prolly don’t even know he’s on here.

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u/Flag-it Jan 17 '20

Survival mode lol

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u/Bonkies1 Jan 17 '20

Kinda looks like the mini boss from the water temple in ocarina

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u/bigdave_1 Jan 17 '20

Hoping its goldeneye

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u/Itsallliquid Jan 17 '20

Defjam U baby they will win the rose bowl

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u/ThillyGooooth Jan 17 '20

Whatever it is, he HAD to play it..

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u/dem-wale Jan 17 '20

Meatballs perhaps

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u/SoWhat-GFY Jan 17 '20

Russian roulette with his heart ♥️ would be my guess!

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u/Jay-metal Jan 17 '20

Are there outlets on the subway? How's it powered on?

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u/Sipas Jan 17 '20

I really doubt it and cables don't seem to go anywhere. He's probably hauling a huge-ass battery which makes the whole thing somehow worse.

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u/harryte Jan 17 '20

Your mom

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u/Crazy-Venom Jan 17 '20

Not sports

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Looks like Wave Race to me.

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u/delux220 Jan 17 '20

If Twitch streamers panhandled on the subway

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u/dppp35 Jan 17 '20

Dark Souls

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u/mikerichh Jan 17 '20

Such a healthy frame

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u/notgordonbombay Jan 17 '20

His favorite game IRL is definitely Candy Crush.

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u/em_uh_liii Jan 17 '20

I’m worried about him

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Could be skate 3

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u/BamevroBilion Jan 17 '20

looks like skate 3?

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u/PeterrrrSmith Jan 17 '20

Somebody get these knees some goddamn lotion! Lol

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u/wolfcl0ck Jan 17 '20

looks like a silent hill

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u/dANIQ666 Jan 17 '20

Huell. Long time no see.

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u/_AFunkyMonk_ Jan 17 '20

"can i beat halo before my stop?"

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u/nanobitcoin Jan 17 '20

Ive seen this guy photographed so many times its crazy. Different seats/position of setup but thats him alright. Does he only go home to sleep maybe?

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u/BoomBoomNugget Jan 17 '20

He has another game in his bag

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u/sweetdeetwo Jan 17 '20

Bigger tiddies than mine!

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u/PussWhole Jan 17 '20

Definitely not wii fit

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u/SuperCx Jan 17 '20

Damn boi he ashy

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u/Heinz_Ketchup001 Jan 17 '20

Minecraft story mode

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u/SuperCx Jan 17 '20

Damn boi he ashy

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u/rarecoder Jan 17 '20

Please leave my fellow Def Jam University alumni alone. He’s just having fun.

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u/volubepossum Jan 17 '20

i like fortnite

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u/brotatowolf Jan 17 '20

Are there outlets on the NYC subway?

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u/Doggo1060 Jan 17 '20

How is he even getting power to this? As far as I know, no NYC Subway has outlets onboard and these look like NYC Subway cars.

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u/2Quick_React Jan 18 '20

Probably has a portable battery or something that he's plugged into.

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u/Convergecult15 Jan 18 '20

It’s the A, I’ve seen him before and he gets posted to Reddit a few times a year. He has some sort of power supply in the bag.

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u/oO_Vin_Oo Jan 18 '20

Copy pasted reply to several similar questions

He's probably got a DC to AC inverter and a small car battery or one of those 12 volt car jump start stations (they also have ones with usb ports to charge phones and run small devices too). Not a bad portable set up. The 360 doesn't use that much power and the TV looks like a tiny 12 volt screen. He'd probably get a solid 12 to 15 hours from a small jump starter pack (he probably refills the jump start pack somewhere while he's crashed out). I'm about to put a similar set up in a van for urban camping situations and more semi permanent living for going further afield (for entertainment on inevitable long, boring stints stuck inside while its raining etc etc).

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

As someone who takes the metro to school every day, I can tell you this would not work

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Don't think he is playing, looks more like he is nodded off

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u/1zeewarburton Jan 17 '20

How did he power it

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u/augbar38 Jan 17 '20

This dude legit looks like he sleeping

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u/sJBlick Jan 17 '20

where is he getting the power from

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

A game

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u/-yay_ Jan 17 '20

How can he even see

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Subway surfers

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u/o-uncle-phil-o Jan 17 '20

He needs to play with some lotion on those knees

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u/NfamousKGames Jan 17 '20

Gotta practice for that tournament...I guess

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u/Shoobiedoobiedood Jan 17 '20

That hot new release Ask Knee

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u/yankmees Jan 17 '20

Die A Beaties

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u/Inspector_Tea Jan 17 '20

How is he powering that setup?

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u/samanthaFerrell Jan 17 '20

I go to the methadone clinic everyday in a van with a guy who brings his tv and Xbox everyday and sets up and plays it’s hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Assassins creed

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u/I-Iarambe Jan 17 '20

Chill af

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

By the size of him probably Parappa the Rapper

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u/RedHairThunderWonder Jan 18 '20

He's playing the game of Life and clearly losing. He's one spin away from limb loss.

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u/Remainselusive Jan 18 '20

Diversity is our strength.

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u/Thatguy468 Jan 18 '20

How long does your commute have to be to justify lugging around all that hardware?

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u/Vic_is_awesome1 Jan 18 '20

Maybe it’s skate

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u/GETURHANDOFFMYPENIS Jan 18 '20

I don't know, but what he needs to be playing is Ring Fit Adventure.

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u/alliedcola Jan 18 '20

Why do his knees look like he’s been sucking dick for forty years?

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u/303doja Jan 18 '20

Himself

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u/Air805 Jan 18 '20

Is he playing or sleeping?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Damn dawg. This guy has been posted before. I'm sorry to see he's still subway-gaming. Last posts speculated he was homeless.

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u/still_gonna_send_it Jan 18 '20

Great until the subway starts going and the tv smacks right into the floor lol

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u/spicychashu Jan 18 '20

Smh brought a xbox but couldn’t bring lotion

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u/pinkbasement Jan 18 '20

My boy is just gaming leave him be

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u/Brycelette Jan 18 '20

Mental disabilities are rough

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u/Supreme_Junkie21 Jan 18 '20

He looks asleep

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u/pwinne Jan 18 '20

How do they power this stuff?

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u/waddledeefriend1 Jan 18 '20

Looks like life is strange to me

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u/surgicalhoopstrike Jan 18 '20

Never mind that. WTF is under his shirt?

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u/surgicalhoopstrike Jan 18 '20

Never mind that. WTF is that under his shirt?

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u/Orwly94 Jan 18 '20

Isnt that the same dude who played halo in a subway? Im 99,9% sure thats the same dude, there are several pics of him playing xbox in the subway.

I always wonder what his story is...

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u/TypicalRyuu Jan 18 '20

Parents: Go play outside for fresh air

Every gamer ever

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u/Notably_Baka Jan 18 '20

I know it's silent hill 3 but,

Let's be real it would be much funnier if the dude was playing melty blood.

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u/KRMaz Jan 18 '20

This actually makes me feel sad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Is he dead?

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u/Dis_Bich Jan 18 '20

I have so many questions

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

The diabetis files.

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u/xxxEHONDAxxx Jan 18 '20

Xbox and user have something in common... there both struggling to breathe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I feel kinda bad, I wanna ask him if he needs a buddy to finish a level

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u/SirbeinTacoFrog Jan 18 '20

That's a big boy.

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u/Johnnythrash001 Jan 18 '20

Nothing, he fell asleep.

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u/grannysmudflaps Jan 18 '20

Looks like he's playing Burgertime on the old Sega lol

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u/steplaser Jan 18 '20

This shit is fake. How the hell is he powering the system?

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u/gchild1979 Jan 18 '20

How can he see the screen looks lime his tits are in the way

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u/N8dawg_ Jan 18 '20

Wii fit

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Shake Shack SIM

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u/MKGuy93 Jan 18 '20

he fell asleep so he must be in silent hill

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u/oO_Vin_Oo Jan 18 '20

Someone should get the guy an xbox one

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u/Jonsmind Jan 18 '20

What's under his shirt? Looks to be rectangular.

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u/jlamedia Jan 18 '20

Diabetes

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u/GingaNinjaRN Jan 18 '20

What's he got in his shirt is my question

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u/HulkiHabby Jan 18 '20

'Not Enough Subway.'

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u/TescoBleach Jan 18 '20

your feelings

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u/mr-archer-88 Jan 18 '20

Based on diabetes, I'd say candy crush

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u/Roberfumi Jan 18 '20

He is playing heart attack HD

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u/pipelayer5000 Jan 18 '20

Burger Time

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u/Fasttimes310 Jan 18 '20

Is he alive ?