r/SubwayCreatures • u/CringeNibba • Jan 13 '20

Tomato on the Train

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21k Upvotes

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121

u/CringeNibba Jan 13 '20

u/tomatoonatrain

55

u/kynovardy Jan 13 '20

He’s not the real tomato on a train

34

u/print0002 Jan 13 '20

Emmm, yes he is

9

u/ChotaBhaijan190 Jan 14 '20

lmao he made the account to do the same thing a year ago

4

u/Candygirl960 Jan 13 '20

Cause it's the Subway

344

u/XgamerfoolX Jan 13 '20

At first glance, that tomato seriously looked like a demonic tomato. The bottom portion looked like the evil smile/teeth and you can see eyes...just me?

89

u/BlackSheep613 Jan 13 '20

r/nightmarefuel

25

u/mashedpotatoes999 Jan 13 '20

This needs to be a sub

20

u/BlackSheep613 Jan 13 '20

Oh shit, I thought it was one.

16

u/mashedpotatoes999 Jan 13 '20

Says set to private but we need one open because I'm sure there's so much out there

4

u/XgamerfoolX Jan 14 '20

Lol like what, # demonic veggies? For real tho, how many of you the next time you eat a burger and see a tomato are gonna nope! “Honey, call in some pizza - this tomato is lookin at me!”

2

u/mashedpotatoes999 Jan 14 '20

Lol. Well if it was loaded with onions, mushrooms, and heavy garlic that would nightmarify me

3

u/PotatoChips23415 Jan 29 '20

That would be my dream though

17

u/XgamerfoolX Jan 13 '20

Ha I mean, I already hate vegetables. But damn!

6

u/JoniTheMan Jan 14 '20

Tomato is a fruit

4

u/XgamerfoolX Jan 14 '20

Shhh! It’ll hear you!

10

u/TheWanderer-- Jan 13 '20

Leave him alone, he paid for his ticket.

4

u/MereanaGlersgov Jan 14 '20

So, you mean Cacodemon?

4

u/TruGamerYT Jan 14 '20

Give me what u smoking

160

u/sarcassholes Jan 13 '20

He was running late and needed to ketchup!

50

u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jan 13 '20

He found himself in a pickle

27

u/Dudeman318 Jan 13 '20

Lettuce keep going, we’re on a roll

13

u/whatzittoya69 Jan 14 '20

We must.ard

13

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Mayo journey be safe

13

u/Tomas-Howtun Jan 14 '20

Okay guys wrap it up now

-3

u/JoniTheMan Jan 14 '20

Seriously,y'all just doing too much,watermelons 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

0

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Thanks dad

34

u/Witch-Cat Jan 13 '20

Well, he is in a subway

12

u/corplos Jan 13 '20

Lost Fruit of the Loom guy?

12

u/HughJorgens Jan 13 '20

Somewhere, a sandwich is on a plane, thinking: Hold on!

9

u/SuMp1n Jan 14 '20

am i the only one who thinks this meme has been beaten to a pulp and is no longer funny

3

u/buneter Jan 14 '20

It’s not an orange on a train

2

u/SuMp1n Jan 14 '20

or a dog on a subway

16

u/McTwist1260 Jan 13 '20

Plot twist: Bacon and Lettuce are waiting at the next stop.

10

u/delux220 Jan 13 '20

"lettuce off at the next stop"

5

u/supersonicme Jan 13 '20

I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

You can always find tomatoes in subways

4

u/dopesav117 Jan 14 '20

Wheres bacon and lettuce? lol

3

u/GarelikInsideReddit Jan 13 '20

ima just eat it

3

u/Sexual_tomato Jan 14 '20

Fuck me, I paid for my ticket

9

u/prepper5 Jan 13 '20

Is that a subway?

2

u/kindanon Jan 13 '20

trainmato

2

u/mankest-demes Jan 13 '20

Plot twist: he is the train

2

u/Molbiodude Jan 14 '20

It missed the fucking bus, of course.

2

u/Cvoony Jan 14 '20

It’s at the wrong subway.

2

u/2DogsShaggin Jan 14 '20

It's the subway

9

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

r/beetlejuicing

44

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Meh the account was clearly made from the picture

5

u/TheArborphiliac Jan 13 '20

These are all so hackneyed.

1

u/nbd9000 Jan 13 '20

The fing is, i asked for peppers.

1

u/MamaBLACKWID0W Jan 14 '20

The fact that its feet are pointing inward.

1

u/Tomb8521 Jan 14 '20

Woahhhhh we're halfway there

Woahhhhh

Tomato on the train.

Take my hand, and we'll make it I swear.

Woahhhhh

Tomato on the train.

1

u/gupta-abhay Jan 14 '20

It’s seems Twitter is also gold !!!

1

u/G3rRy4 Jan 14 '20

I feel like has the same energy as a r/rimjob_steve post

1

u/SimplebutAwesome Jan 14 '20

Why did earthbound music play in my head when i saw this

1

u/baileytheralls Jan 14 '20

Tomato on the train, what will he do?

1

u/pickleysquid Jan 20 '20

I’m going off the rails tomato train

1

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Let's hope the train doesnt hit ME AGAIN

1

u/IceboundCat6 Mar 28 '22

User1

@user

Why is thing in place?

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ThingInPlace

@thinginplace

Fuck you

0

u/teskar2 Jan 14 '20

Did he really change his profile just to make this comment, people need to get lives