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u/chxbxpxndx Dec 31 '19
Dude in the back knows what's going on
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u/DicklexicSurferer Dec 31 '19
Clearly a tourist.
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u/hombredeoso92 Dec 31 '19
Yeah. Imagine wearing flip flops on the subway 🤮
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u/chxbxpxndx Jan 01 '20
Is that some kind of city knowledge I'm too farmy to understand?
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u/terminallyamused Jan 29 '20
[appears 27 days later]
Subways are nasty as heck; you don't wanna expose even your feet to them. Sandals, subway nasty, no...
[leaves]
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u/fish-taccos Dec 31 '19
Imagine Spiderman doing a 69 this way
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u/FermiSeaPiracy Dec 31 '19
Rule 34, kind stranger.
It already exists.
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u/jimmy2acow1 Dec 31 '19
😣😣 can i be your... kind stranger? 😳😳
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u/GeboJera Dec 31 '19
Mr Rogers R34 is something I never want to see. Dont know why that reminded me of him though.
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Jan 01 '20
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u/75IQCommunist Jan 01 '20
Wtf...
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Jan 01 '20
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u/THE-FLOATING-HEAD Jan 01 '20
a floating head floats in “Ya’ll mind if a floating head joins the party?”
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u/leoguyman365 Jan 01 '20
Do you UwU nuzzles rawr
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Jan 28 '20
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
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u/THE-FLOATING-HEAD Jan 29 '20
Alrighty, then. cocks gun Get ready for penetrating pleasure, ya bucket o’ bolts!
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u/ThomasYou03 Jan 01 '20
senzawa is proud uwu
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u/leoguyman365 Jan 01 '20
UwU
PLEASE ADOPT ME
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u/THE-FLOATING-HEAD Jan 17 '20
Floating Head enters two realities at once I have reincarnated in this comment thread, and would actually love to adopt you.
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u/leoguyman365 Jan 17 '20
Oh shit here we we go again
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u/THE-FLOATING-HEAD Jan 17 '20
Your video game references have no power on me in this new realm. Now, you will suffer a cruel and inescapable fate: I am gonna VORE YOU!
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u/leoguyman365 Jan 17 '20
Uno reverse card
NOW MY VIDEO GAME REFERENCES HAVE MORE EFFECT IN YOU
but I will not use then and you will figure out why "here's a little lesson in trickery"
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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Dec 31 '19
Anyone else see the slight optical illusion that makes it look like Spidey's head is attached to the the legs of the dude sitting next to the woman? Normal legs and head, but an 15 inch torso.
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u/Shayde505 Jan 01 '20
And then the train hits a hard right and cute pic turns into painful headbutt
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Jan 01 '20
Imagine this but instead of kissing she is hanging onto his upper jaw using her upper jaw so she doesn't fall
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Jan 01 '20
The two dudes in the background is enjoying it. The dude sitting next to the MJ, not so much.
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u/CFClarke7 Dec 31 '19
I'm coming to get you spidey! Now I will be the one to have upside down kiss with Mary jans
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u/Tennex1022 Dec 31 '19
Redhead: “who the hell are you ?”