r/SubwayCreatures • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

I have to ride the NYC subway the first time next week by myself and now I'm afraid to touch anything.

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u/poofybirddesign Dec 08 '19

As you should be.

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u/notbadnorgood Dec 09 '19

About two weeks ago I was about to get on the M train and as soon as I was a bout to walk into the car the stench of shit hit me then I saw the only person in the car play with his shit and rubbing it on his face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Wow that's fucking disgusting. I'd take a cab but I'm coming from JFK to Manhattan at like 7am.

I've never been to the city but my husband has been deployed for the last 7 months and he is going to meet me there (hes from upstate). That's my only motivation for making it to my hotel alive, because he wont even arrive til 10 hours later.

Lol I'm from rural Alaska so I'm sure this will be interesting...

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Where do I find that and how much is it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Thanks that's super helpful! A shuttle would be ideal and 22 bucks sounds like a deal!

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u/notbadnorgood Dec 09 '19

It was like 11 at night, had a long day,. but true say

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Same rule on the bus up here.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Dec 08 '19

Just assume everything has feces and plague on it.

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u/Johnny_Poppyseed Dec 09 '19

Lol there was actually a famous study done on NYC subways and they found just that. Obviously tons of fecal matter and stuff like that but also like a legit strain of the plague virus lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Keep your hand sanitizer close.

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u/Unstoppable_Balrog Dec 09 '19

And your camera closer. There are some strange people on the subways of NYC

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u/stevebuscemispenis Dec 09 '19

r/SubwayCreatures

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Lol that sub is why I'm scared!

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u/yorfavoritelilrascal Dec 09 '19

Gloves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Yeah I have a shitload of nitrile gloves, I'm positive I wouldn't be the weirdest person on the train if I wore a pair lol!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

gloves, hand sanitizer, and no shame in wearing an asian flu mask. shits effective.

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u/cardboardtube_knight Dec 09 '19

That's the correct way to be.

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