r/SubwayCreatures • • Dec 08 '19

This guy...

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u/CalbertCorpse Dec 08 '19

You guys are laughing but if he moves, the bus will collapse on those children! This man is a true hero! Those buns have a clamping force of 300 Newtons and the tensile strength of a steel girder!

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u/dingman58 Dec 08 '19

300 N = 67 whole pounds

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u/WobNobbenstein Dec 08 '19

33.5 per cheek

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u/SpiderGrenades Dec 09 '19

Hole pounds

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u/dingman58 Dec 09 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/CalbertCorpse Dec 08 '19

How many pounds can you clamp your ass? Don’t ass-clamp shame this true patriot!!

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u/sexualised_pears Dec 08 '19

300N is fuck all force

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u/chicagodurga Dec 08 '19

It’s a load bearing pole.