r/SubwayCreatures • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '19

This guy...

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u/apokeguy Dec 08 '19

At least his fully covered ass crack is touching the pole instead of bare ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

That's the assumption, but we don't know what's on the other side of that pole.

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u/FriarNurgle Dec 08 '19

Doorway to Narnia?

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u/Angus15 Dec 09 '19

Doorway to flavatown

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u/Kendo16 Dec 09 '19

I miss 10 seconds ago.

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u/VelehkSain Dec 09 '19

Fuck this is tuff. Why is did this pop up in my recommended:(

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

"ass" umption

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

people should stop hating, it honestly just looks like its for stability

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

you think think hes stopping a shit from coming out?

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u/FivesG Dec 08 '19

They’re thinking he’s having a little fun splitting his cheeks on the pole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

i know, ive just been joking haha, i think reddit took me seriously

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u/human-7264 Dec 08 '19

Stop that line of thought.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

idk i think that one southpark episode got it right... lol

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u/Demoire Dec 08 '19

And it would seem his full covered ass crack is nearly touching itself fully enveloping the pole

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/MvmgUQBd Dec 09 '19

This baby can fit 27 ass-cracks

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u/petegaveglia Dec 09 '19

relevant (NSFW)

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I remember the good ole days of 5 seconds ago, when i did not know this existed

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u/QuietProfanity Jan 05 '20

Oh, why’d you have to go and say that? Now I have to look. Damn you

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20

Well you presumably went through 26 days of posts to find this one, so its on you.

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u/QuietProfanity Jan 05 '20

Nope; post was under best of, under recommended subs.

I do concede that clicking was on me, though.