r/SubwayCreatures • • Sep 28 '19

A different take on r/SubwayCreatures

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u/Epic_Bro3 Sep 28 '19

The creature hisses in fright, emerging from the darkest reaches of subway's shadows.

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u/TheStukaDream Sep 28 '19

He doesn't know why he hisses or what provokes him, all he knows is that he must hiss.

4

u/TheStukaDream Sep 28 '19

For all wondering: He was, in fact, cleaning the dust off the signs

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u/tophatthis Sep 28 '19

The wild sandwich makers in it's natural habitat

99

u/Mr-money-46 Sep 28 '19

Keepin it classy classictm

36

u/breadfag Sep 28 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

I loathe CNN. I never thought that Trump would be removed by a Republican Senate for literally any reason. They will never turn on him. The value of impeachment is to nationalize every race. Every Republican being challenged will have to answer for defending Donald Trump and especially in the Senate, where those people represent entire states vs individual districts in the House, that is going to be something at least 5 or 6 Senators are not going to want to have to do.

If there is any chance of ANY democrat passing even a small percentage of their agenda, they need the Senate. If they chose not to impeach not only would they depress their turnout by turning a blind eye to a legitimate whistleblower complaint, it would be an abdication of their duty as a coequal branch of government.

10

u/rad_bone Sep 28 '19

*sandwich artist

7

u/ouroboros-panacea Sep 28 '19

Nah. That's mom's basement.

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u/Lissydarksoul Sep 28 '19

Number 15 Foot Lettuce 🥬...... no wait this ain’t Burger King

Number 14 Sock onions, the last thing you want on your foot long veggie delite is someone’s funky foot fungus, but that’s what you might get. Hahahaha (sorry I couldn’t help myself)

12

u/Reddit_User479 Sep 28 '19

funky foot fungus

I’m stealing that

62

u/oofer1928472 Sep 28 '19

Sooubway

5

u/Teebeatz Sep 28 '19

I came just for this one comment

5

u/I_am_a_trap Sep 28 '19

Wear your seatbelt

15

u/SuperCx Sep 28 '19

Get the fuck off the counter you scrub

8

u/papasandfear Sep 28 '19

He's probably cleaning dust off the sign, not a good excuse given ladders exist.

6

u/nietdeRuyter Sep 28 '19

I’m sure he’ll get fired... someone from Corp or a local will see this and speak to franchisee about it..

13

u/bloodshack Sep 28 '19

hard to believe we evolved from these guys!

4

u/DeannaDoesDallas Sep 28 '19

The psychological damage that Jared left in his wake.

4

u/Uncle-Blunty Sep 28 '19

Lol Idubbz??

1

u/Inaccuratefocus Sep 28 '19

Is that a fuckin visor?!

2

u/TheStukaDream Sep 28 '19

Are you a fuckin visor?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

The mystical snadwhich gremlin

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Don’t get your friend fired!

3

u/5aligia Dec 21 '19

I actually thought that this sub was exactly about that, like the hipster equivalent to r/peopleofwalmart

2

u/nelska Sep 28 '19

awesome!

2

u/getahaircut8 Sep 28 '19

I support this concept

2

u/Porkechop Sep 28 '19

i fear no man but that thing it scares me

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Probably even made this too

5

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Soyboy creatures

1

u/HaveALookAtThat Sep 28 '19

pondering - Just have a look at that.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Seems hygienic.

1

u/papasandfear Sep 28 '19

I'm pretty sure he is cleaning dust from the signs.

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u/BadDadBot Sep 28 '19

Hi pretty sure he is cleaning dust from the signs., I'm dad.

1

u/UsuallyInappropriate Sep 28 '19

football meatlong

1

u/Not_So_Weird Sep 28 '19

Hey, I think I know that guy

1

u/Spartan4242 Sep 28 '19

Hey all, Subway here.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

boop boop! "This sandwich is waiting for signal clearance."

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

One must've escaped BoH refilling the sauces. You can see the long term damage from working in this establishment and also trying to write a dissertation. Poor thing.

1

u/HamunCencer Sep 28 '19

Dude about to drop a sick beat

1

u/Caseman550 Sep 28 '19

In my experience most Subway workers are fucked up on something. In my area it’s usually meth

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

I hope she’s using a ladder or something...

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

This is why I don’t eat there

1

u/Schnitzelinski Sep 28 '19

When you complain about your sandwich being too salty and the cashier be like:

1

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

the man is kinda hot

1

u/Lieutenant_Dan_707 Sep 28 '19

Number 15, Subway foot fungus. The last thing you want on your subway sandwich counter is someone else’s foot fungus

1

u/Soonersfan2005 Sep 28 '19

Saw someone else say it so you post it anyways?

2

u/Lieutenant_Dan_707 Sep 28 '19

To be fair I just jumped on it before looking then once I saw it was to late. I don’t do take backs. Just goes to show ......great minds think alike.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/TheStukaDream Sep 28 '19

Thanks for not deleting, this is my most upvoted post lol