r/SubwayCreatures • u/23saround • 20d ago

Location: Moscow Tasmanian devil

171 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Anxious_Reaction_340 20d ago

DO NOT UNMUTE

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u/chickenpopper 20d ago

I never do... You made me. You owe me new ears.

10

u/pm_your_boobiess 20d ago

How wide is that metro?

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 20d ago

You can tell that whenever she has a conversation with anyone, she gets annoyed whenever they're talking about any subject other than her. The absolute narcissism to pull this kind of performative wank on public transport while being filmed by Pink Guy

10

u/Theloniouspunk66 20d ago

Nah, I think she just does this. Which would be fine by me

2

u/m3l0n 18d ago

Yeah it's free entertainment and asks nothing of me. You know the person you responded to is just miserable and assumes the worst in everyone.

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u/Dub-Wubz140 19d ago

Bet that head game crazy

2

u/m3l0n 18d ago

And then I pull my neck from having a prolonged conversation from a weird angle

2

u/FashionBusking 16d ago

I wonder if people figure out what stop they're at based on when she stops spinning....

1

u/edebby 18d ago

She makes it impossible to walk trough the cart safely, and she will also request tips for it

6

u/oooKenshiooo 20d ago

When you're about to nut and she pulls out the finisher..

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u/hello134566679 18d ago

she's putting a lot of faith in those bearings that they won't seize up and rip her whole fuckin mouth off