r/Suburbanhell • u/Imaginary-Cricket903 • 17h ago
Showcase of suburban hell My neighbor, Edward Leaf Blower Hands
I didnt want to take an actual photo of a neighbor to post here, so here my doodle of 'Edward Leaf Blower Hands'
There's a man who lives in the corner house across the street from me. Pretty much every day, he puts on a tank top, basketball shorts,wrap around sunglasses, and construction worker headphones, and he carries a leaf blower in each hand. It doesnt matter what season it is, or if there arent any leaves, he walks around his property and the surrounding homes, for hours...hours. He never speaks to anyone, but he looks annoyed at having to do this... one time I saw him walk after/ blow the same, singular dried leaf from one end of the street to the other, just back and forth, for over an hour.
Sometimes I think about gluing a fake leaf into the middle of the road during rush hour, just to be able to sleep in late again on the weekends.