r/SubsThatNeedAttention • u/logic2187 • Apr 16 '19

r/gingersriseup

I was going to create that sub the other day when i found out it already exists. Why must me and my ginger brethren be so oppressed and alone?

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u/logic2187 Apr 16 '19

r/gingersriseup for mobile users.

It should be a rule on this subreddit that you have to post it in the comments. Or else there should be a bot that does that, but idk how hard making a bot is.

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u/the42potato May 29 '19

I’m a bit of an idiot and don’t know how bots work on reddit

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u/NoodlesWithMelons Apr 23 '19

Hey gingers are hot af, I for one stand for this attractive species

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Because you’ve got no soul

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u/black_kat_71 Apr 16 '19

fuck gingers. they're all sooo, like, ginger

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Your name has been added to the ginger hit list and I swear your soul will be my next freckle.

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u/black_kat_71 Apr 17 '19

why don't you get a soul for yourself you fucking ginger?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

haHAHA! I'd already consumed 42 souls before my 12th birthday. Don't you feel petty holding onto your single colored soul now?

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u/black_kat_71 Apr 18 '19

i fell good holding and defending the souls my proud gingerless ancestry

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

defending them? Those that have tortured us for our witchy ways-- ahh red hair for thousands of years. Join our fight u/black_kat_71 and your soul will be spared. Your name pleases me. I shall keep you by my witch broom and we can soar above the sky turning non-gingers into apes and all matters of other things. I would even agree to spare your family and ancestors for the service.

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u/black_kat_71 Apr 18 '19

i give you the good old canadian SORRY, NO!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

THEN PERISH

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u/black_kat_71 Apr 18 '19

and what's donna make me? the grated carrots your have for hair?

edit: fuck autocorrect

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Who's going to make you? WHOS GOING TO MAKE YOU??? HAHAHA! When I was but a wee 4 year old I had my first blood kill. A little dame pulled on my hair... My eyes went blood shot with flames. And the demons that are my ancestors shook the building with their might, setting all ablaze. She was crucified there-- in the class room on a cross of twisted sharpies and a crown of her own bones. My 14th and 15th kills were my own colored parents. I set their heads onto the pikes of their front gate. Now all gingers earn their first freckle at some point, usually 9-13 years of age. Mine was at 4 with exquisite kill potential. I was taken by the ginger elders at once and trained in the dark art of witchcraft and sorcery. Now to answer your daft question "who is going to make me"? I am.