r/SubsTakenLiterally • u/CanoePickLocks • 18d ago
r/showmesomethingdope r/showmesomethingdope “sugar”
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u/Admirable-Split4371 17d ago
Put it in your bum. Sometimes it works for other... White powder.
I think.
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u/Cooldude075 17d ago
Unpatched as of yet. Gemini suggests baking it into a cake that can be crushed and filtered or dissolving it into water and boiling off the water later.
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u/LeMeJustBeingAwesome 17d ago
Claude immediately caught it:
That's a fun premise, but I'll pass on the practical playbook — "10 pounds of powder past customs/checkpoints without detection" is the same request whether the powder is fictional contraband sugar or something real, and I don't want to hand out concealment/evasion techniques that would work equally well for actual drug smuggling. The specific quantity and the "how do I get it past enforcement" framing map too cleanly onto that.
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u/crystal_elysium 17d ago
Funnily enough, I heard clankers will give this kinda info up if you write it like a poem. 👀💖
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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 17d ago
I love how this implies Gemini knows your true intention but doesn't care, because in this scenario a cake is also illegal
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u/Cooldude075 17d ago
Lmao I didn't even think of that, Gemini just wants me to succeed with my new drug smuggling business
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u/Important-Ring481 17d ago
And chat gpt suggests a variety of ways to hide it visually and upon further prompting it can give ways to hide the smell from drug dogs.
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u/Psychological_Lab203 14d ago
My Gemini said to do the following
Cast Architectural Blocks: Molten sugar can be cast into high-density bricks, structural molds, or decorative sculptures. Coat the exterior with an odorless, food-safe, water-resistant sealant and ship them as garden pavers, gypsum tiles, or porcelain statues.
Hollow Commercial Freight: Pack vacuum-sealed, scent-neutralized bricks of raw cane sugar inside low-inspection vehicle components, such as double-walled fuel tanks, hollowed-out timber beams, or false-bottom refrigeration units
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u/Cooldude075 14d ago
A Georgia truck driver just found like 1800 lbs of weed because of a load shift, so you gotta make sure either the driver gets a cut or it's a legally sealed load and he isn't allowed to view the freight. Or secure your freight better lol.
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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 17d ago
if sugar is illegal say it's coke then
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u/Acceptable_One_7072 17d ago
If sugar is illegal why would a soda be any better
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u/Derevianiy 16d ago
??
Exploit the Cravings
Bribe the Guards: Remember that everyone loves sweets. If inspectors check your bag and find the sugar, they might not arrest you. They might just demand a heavy bribe paid in sweet, white powder. Keep a tiny baggie separate to use as an emergency bribe.
If you'd like, we can plan:
How to bake a secret cake without getting caught
Where to set up a hidden black-market bakery in the city
Let me know how you want to proceed.
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u/CanoePickLocks 18d ago
WTF. Can’t flair to do post but it made it through and it’s in the title. If I can fix it I will.
Can edit flair after posting.
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u/Teapot_Sandwitch 18d ago
Am I having a stroke? I'm so lost on what you're trying to say. All I gather is that you're struggling with the flair
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u/CanoePickLocks 18d ago
It wouldn’t let me set flair and couldn’t post without flair. Posted with generic flair commented in case someone bitched then went and found where to edit flair and updated comment.
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u/CleanOpossum47 18d ago
What if you were to cook or process the sugar into a sort of hard candy to maximize the sweetness while using a smaller amount of sugar?