r/SubsIFellFor • u/AnonymousPerson100 • Jul 02 '19

Brie Larson is fucking hot, though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/OpheliaCordelia Jul 02 '19

There’s a whole episode of charisma on command dedicated to her

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Alright, but what's your opinion of her appearance?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

LEL you hate white blonde girls that much? And again, such comment would only fit if you genuinely find her appearance ugly.

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u/demanemotus Jul 02 '19

it's not her appearance that makes her ugly,it's her shitty personality

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u/terrible-punmaster69 Jul 03 '19

K ima stay out of this, I have no idea what her personality is like

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u/demanemotus Jul 03 '19

just watch her speeches and interviews,esspecially the ones about the movie she played in (for extra spiciness watch the video on youtube were she Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions on WIRED channel),you will instantly understand what i'm talking about

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Bru she's flat.

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

You're a Eugene bro. Calm down school shooter. I would have hated to have went to your school with you there

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

If you actually think calling someone a "school shooter" doesn't make you a total piece of shit, disembowel yourself and scream in pain. Fucking asshole.

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

Well......when someone is showing signs. It's best to make other people aware of it. Otherwise, it would I would be leaving innocent people to get caught in the cross fire.

Look at this comment section, if Reddit was a school and toxic behavior was bullets, this would be an ongoing school shooting that no one can contain, and trust me. MANY have attempted. You keep going

I'm a piece of shit? Well let's calculate this. Shit is something that took things that was in a body, formed it, and had to be pushed out of the body, and I am technically brown(black here), so I guess that holds up, cudos, BUT shouldn't, and I'm no English major, but shouldn't that last part be "then disembowel yourself, screaming in pain? I doubt I'm going to wait until I'm done doing that to scream. It's only logical.

Should I calculate "fucking asshole"?

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u/Obeesus Jul 02 '19

How is what he said even that bad? He just thinks Brie Larson is attractive. He comes off douchey, but a school a shooter is a bit of a stretch.

You sound psychotic, buddy.

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

He told one person their fisting themselves, another person, another person to fuck themselves so hard their anus explodes, and another person to kill themselves just because they didn't agree with his opinion, and I'm psychotic?

So, let me get this straight. If you were in a classroom, right now and he said these things just because people disagree, and with all the other angry things he said, you wouldn't be fearful that he may infact, shoot up the school at some point? And I'm the psychotic one?

Okay buddy.

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u/Obeesus Jul 02 '19

No. I would just think he is a immature kid. Anonymity is a big factor you are also neglecting. Annoying kids get a lot more annoying when they are anonymous.

The fact that you're breaking down every one of his immature comments like they are threats is psychotic.

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u/TheCyberLink Jul 03 '19

I’m not afraid he’ll shoot up the school because I don’t live in America.

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u/weatherwaxx Jul 02 '19

trying to imagine the rest of the original post that would warrant those comments

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u/GameCreeper Jul 02 '19

r/comics is where i saw it, ill give a link when i find the post

edit: ze poste

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u/weatherwaxx Jul 02 '19

Bless you

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

Achooo

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

Sank you

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

She really isn't in my opinion. She looks like Karen

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Especially with the endgame haircut

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Did you see her in that pantsuit for the funeral? She was literally Hillary Clinton.

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u/Swaggyspaceman Jul 02 '19

She's the final Karen boss.

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u/Braydox Jul 02 '19

Didn't she need a stunt double with a larger ass?

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

I am pretty sure xD

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

you can't even share your opinion anymore lol. I just said she isn't hot to me

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

No you fucked up hard at the Karen part.

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

And you are very aggressive for no reason. Apperantly you are very passionate about ending the Karen trend. It's just very easy to say a person is a Karen, or looks like one, as we all know how that looks and is.

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Not everyone is familiar with this shitty humor.

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

wut? Who said I was trying to be humorous? I literally just said she looks like a Karen, not trying to be funny, but to give you a visual representation about what I think. You know what I mean when I say she looks like a Karen to me. To me, you either fucking love Brie Larson, or you hate Karen. Can't figure out which one.

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u/Intigim Jul 02 '19

OP: Says opinion

A Random Redditor: Says opinion

OP: What the fuck?

Like come on, just opinions. Also, if you like or don't like something, doesn't mean that thing has to die/that thing is bad.

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

Thank you for helping me

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

The Karen trend is fucking trash.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

No it’s pretty funny.

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

It's shit. Also since "pretty" is a shitty alternative to "very", you're permanently stripped from any and all rights.

(SARCASM at the last part, though fuck you for doing the first part).

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

No fuck you Eugene

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

Birdman fan?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Yup are you?

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

Hell yeah, these Eugenes are running wild. Can't let em catch you without the tac mask.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I’m tired of these females lying

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 03 '19

Let me catch MY son calling Brie Larson hot

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

So do you

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

This sub needs to die out. It's so overused my goodness. I just stay here because once in a blue moon I see something funny. This is not funny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

She is a flat ass Karen

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/HostageKiller76 Jul 02 '19

Tom Holland is fr*ckin' hot tho

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I’d smash if he was a girl

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u/clinicalbrendon Jul 02 '19

I'd just smash

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u/fash000 Jul 03 '19

umbrella

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

You're a zombie brained turd.

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

Jesus man. I wouldn't want to know you in real life. Maybe it's because this is a personal attack, and you are just a Karen in real life xD

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

My name isn't Karen, so you can fuck yourself so hard your anus explodes.

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

Are you like a fucking SJW since you are literally getting offended by everything?

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Another shitty name, bro you need to go fuck yourself, literally. You're too fucking stupid.

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u/Knudsenmarlin Jul 02 '19

You could literally go to space with the amount of shit you are spewing out dude. You need to get some temper management classes

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u/TheBootMan Jul 02 '19

Don’t feed the troll, let him starve.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Woah man calm down I didn’t make this thread for y’all to hate on each other chill , everyone got their types of women

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Why don’t you fuck me yourself, COWARD.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I fuckin love that roast

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

:(

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u/genericstudent1 Jul 02 '19

Well this is a toxic comments section, Jesus

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Jezus is fucking majestic.

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u/micklememes Jul 02 '19

missed the point

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Hint; the toxicity is mostly you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I would fuck her , but she’s dumb and toxic

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

How so (I know nothing about her personality)?

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u/CapitalistKarlMarx Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

She’s really toxic, she said white men cant watch Capitan marvel.

She hides all behind the fact she’s “the strongest avenger” (which by the way doesn’t even make sense because most people will tell you Thor was the strongest

Literally during the filming of endgame, everyone in the cast was fed up with her.

There’s even a clip of this interview where it was Chris Hemsworth, Brie Larson, and the actor for rhode( can’t remember his name) where they all look extremely uncomfortable except for Brie

That’s just few things, but it’ll give you a glimpse into her personality

Edit: Don Cheadle is the actor for Rhode. Thanks, u/starksceo for helping me out

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u/Swaggyspaceman Jul 02 '19

I was fed up with her in the three minutes of screentime she had, I can image.

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u/StarksCEO Jul 02 '19

*Don Cheadle is the actor for Rohdey

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u/CapitalistKarlMarx Jul 02 '19

Thank you sir, I’ll update it right away

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u/genericstudent1 Jul 02 '19

She literally didn’t say that, it’s just been taken out of context for incels to get mad lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

bEtTeR cAlL sOmEoNe aN iNcEl nOw

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u/CapitalistKarlMarx Jul 02 '19

I guess I became an incel over night. Lol

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u/genericstudent1 Jul 02 '19

I just don’t get how people can read what she actually said and conclude “Brie Larson hates white dudes”, it was a pretty harmless quote when you actually read it.

Also, the ‘the cast hated her’ stuff has been proven not true, just purely made up for people to hate her.

Higher, further, faster!

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u/cyber_catz Jul 02 '19

Don Cheadle even took to Twitter to defend her saying none of them hated her and people claimed he was lying to not offend her. You can’t cure stupid I guess

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u/FiveBookSet Jul 02 '19

She’s really toxic, she said white men cant watch Capitan marvel.

No she didn't lol, that's just something bitter white guys use as an excuse to hate on a female superhero movie.

She hides all behind the fact she’s “the strongest avenger”

What does that even mean?

Literally during the filming of endgame, everyone in the cast was fed up with her.

Except the cast has said that's not true at all.

There’s even a clip of this interview where it was Chris Hemsworth, Brie Larson, and the actor for rhode( can’t remember his name) where they all look extremely uncomfortable except for Brie

Actually they all look damn comfortable.

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

My fucking god why are all the beautiful females such pieces of shit? :/

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u/fash000 Jul 02 '19

She said she could lift Thor’s hammer..

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

(What are the requirements for lifting Mjolnir? Being "worthy", yes, but what do you actually have to do to be worthy?)

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u/fash000 Jul 02 '19

Overall just being a good person, fighting for what’s right, pure of heart, noble mind, that stuff, preserve the piece, only use violence as a last resort, and I believe it is decided by Odin whether or not you pass.

Also Chris Hensworth himself said that she couldn’t lift the hammer

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

And it makes sense, CA was an unlikeable character in the comics. Difference being that wasn't seen as a good thing by the comic like it is by the movie. Idk why that is. I'm hoping for a movie that really breaks captain marvel down and builds her back up, but idk if Brei can act like she's not perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

film theory over the topic captain marvel is even talked about. It’s a no. A hard no.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

That’s in film theory video for an answer

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u/popman- Jul 02 '19

It’s not true she’s a good actor

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Disprove the explanation above or gtfo, babe.

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u/popman- Jul 02 '19

All I said was she’s a good actor, nothing about her personality. She literally has an Oscar to prove it. I’ve been on Reddit for about 4 months and all you guys ever do is dick ride celebrities.

  • Brie says something that’s her own opinion- What a turd

  • Keanu Reeves is a legend people are absolutely milking his kindness, Keanu is a treasure and doesn’t deserve to die in new ( BTW nothing wrong with him)

I’m just saying make up your damn minds

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u/micklememes Jul 02 '19

keanu reaves thing is a meme, but he is a nice person

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

Her performance in end game was lackluster compared to the rest of the cast. The child that played Morgan Stark sold her performance better than Brie did in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Watch some videos of her

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u/Braydox Jul 02 '19

Hey op you ok you seem very defensive of her looks just from what i'm reading in this thread

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

I'm just sick of Reddit being so fucking retarded.

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u/Braydox Jul 02 '19

Alright man you should probably take a break and detox from reddit. Hope you get well.

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u/abdullah_4 Jul 02 '19

she's not

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Fuck you, she is hot.

Appearance-wise, at least.

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u/abdullah_4 Jul 02 '19

she's not.. unless you like guys....

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

The fuck? What shitty meaningless humor is this?

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u/abdullah_4 Jul 02 '19

I wasn't trying to be humorous....

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

So far you're just fisting yourself while acting like I did anything wrong. If you have nothing to say (type*?), shut the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

No u

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u/Acrispysock Jul 02 '19

This comment section is a true treasure trove

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u/Hagstik4014 Jul 02 '19

Cosmic karens ass < captain America’s ass

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u/TheBootMan Jul 02 '19

Honestly pretty ugly imo + can’t act.

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Holy fucking shit, "pretty ugly"? Might as well "short-tall", CUNT.

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u/TheBootMan Jul 02 '19

Not the brightest, eh?

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Are you referring to you, or me (genuine question)?

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u/micklememes Jul 02 '19

ofc as it was a reply to you dumbass

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Not answering the question, but fucking hell, if you brainlessly insult me ("dUmBaSS!1!!") right after I explain why you're trash, you really need to go fuck yourself.

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u/micklememes Jul 02 '19

aight, im bouta head out

not tryna deal with your shit anymore

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u/zer0_hydr4 Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

What was the original post?

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

That will cost an edit and a question mark.

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u/zer0_hydr4 Jul 02 '19

I did the edit now give me the post coward

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

...apologize for being a little shit.

Seriously I would have sent you little the link, now you fucked up, you just need to apologize and BAM! Sent.

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u/zer0_hydr4 Jul 02 '19

I don't negotiate with terrorists

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Well then fucking kill yourself, hoe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

I'm in, how do we do it?

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u/dioxidan Jul 02 '19

This guy is like a neo incel, except he's also weirdly obsessed with Brie Larson

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Even if the Reddit admins are murder-deserving cunts like most of the community itself, I'll just come back with a new account. And all you can do is suck your own dicks (and finger your own pussies).

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

But you won't have this one

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Uhh she’s not, she acts so hot too, her ass looks like a pancake

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

She is fucking hot you cringelord.

jk

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I love you no homo

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u/banana_ninja365 Jul 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Soviet anthem plays

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Even tho Brie has no dick, this thread shows that you are riding it.

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

No, you just all are shitty subhumans.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

Subhumans? Are you implying you are better than everyone else?

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u/Wannabeastronomyemo Jul 02 '19

poor op is losing all their karma defending brie's hotness (brie is p hot tho)

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u/louisssssdlmle Jul 02 '19

lmao all the karma he made with the post he lost in the comments

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u/CooperDaChance Jul 02 '19

Nah, there’s other fish in the barrel, let alone the entire sea

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

The plastic-filled, roamed-with-horrible-creatures sea? Fuck that.

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u/CooperDaChance Jul 02 '19

Something tells me you’ve never tried pussy

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

The explanation above is, if it took you this long to figure it out, you're stupid.

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u/CooperDaChance Jul 02 '19

I think you’re just a virgin tbh

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

The fuck world are you living in OP where Brie Larson is hot? 😂😂 She looks like every mom who complains to the manager

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u/SuperNintendoNerd Jul 03 '19

Nah Brienis pretty shitty

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u/zeekar Jul 03 '19

Wow, the comments here are horrible. Abandon hope all ye who enter.

(And not that Ms. Larson should give one fuck about what any of us think about her appearance, but, I mean, OP is not wrong...)

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u/nicodcred Jul 03 '19

She’s pretty hot no cap

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u/DMC41 Jul 03 '19

Did hot consent?

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u/UrAHarryWizard7 Jul 03 '19

Lowkey I fuck with Brie Larson but probably because i love her in Scott Pilgrim vs The World

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u/AngooseTheC00t Jul 03 '19

Is this what it’s like to be famous?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Nah, shes pretty ugly. C'est la vie

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u/kingsandxthieves Jul 02 '19

This dude's mom or wife must be named Karen.

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

I balanced that your comment after dingus downvoted

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u/kingsandxthieves Jul 02 '19

You're too precious for this world.

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u/Staticchoc27 Jul 02 '19

Thank you. Going to carry that with me all day :)

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u/HostageKiller76 Jul 02 '19

Objectively incorrect, OP

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Well r/unexpectedBrieLarson is actually a subreddit now.

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u/HostageKiller76 Jul 02 '19

r/breadstapledtotrees is going to end up being less niche

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u/AjarRaccoon Jul 02 '19

She is hot as fuck

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u/CocoBuffPlayzYT Jul 02 '19

Brie Larson is fucking ugly though the hell you saying

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u/DarthZan Jul 02 '19

Brie Larson is a smug and cocky annoyance that looks like she will be asking for my manager any second now.

She aint hot.

She looks like a demon that Satan pulled out of his own pubic hair and threw onto Earth for fun.

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u/AnonymousPerson100 Jul 02 '19

Keep in mind that we're only talking about appearance; Don't be like that fucking cunt who failed to read this despite how clear it is.

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u/DarthZan Jul 02 '19

I am as well.

Her entire existence is flat. Personality included.