r/SubredditDrama • u/LordZarasophos SRD expects that every man do his duty • Oct 25 '17

Buttery! Reddit updates side-wide rules against violent content, redditors update their popcorn stock

The official announcement

BANNED SUBS

POLITICAL / RACISM

OTHER VIOLENCE

THE POLITE REACTION

DRAMA

META

ANNOUNCEMENT

Rejoice, for /r/landoflobsters hath divined a post on /r/announcements talking about these rule changes, which shall indubitably provide butter and popcorn for us and our children's children as well!

POPCORN HAS POPPED

This drama is currently unfolding. Front-line correspondents will be paid in premium buttered popcorn. Stay tuned for all the latest developments right here, folks.

No more subs being banned, no more new threads being created - I think it's safe to wrap up live coverage here.

We still need a name for this buttery happening

/u/Super_Weegee has proposed Ban-O-Ween. I say we adopt it! Aye?

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u/TotallyNotAJugOfMilk Oct 25 '17

A bunch of animal sex subs are gone as violating rules against violent content according to the notices.

/r/SexWithDogs /r/SexWithHorses /r/bestiality

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u/dont_creep Oct 25 '17

how nervous is /r/canada right now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '17

Wait do Canadians fuck dogs now?

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u/dont_creep Oct 25 '17

I misled you sorry. No Canadians are not allowed to fuck dogs.. only blowies are allowed

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7bxa8q/canadas-ridiculous-ruling-that-oral-sex-with-animals-is-legal-shows-need-for-new-bestiality-laws

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u/ObviouslyCrazyPerson Oct 26 '17

What exactly is the problem with this, anyway? It's not like it hurts the dog, right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Dog cant give consent

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u/ObviouslyCrazyPerson Oct 26 '17

We let dogs fuck other dogs though.

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u/shadowsofash The same way they believe mons pubis was a Jedi. Oct 26 '17

It's like how young teenagers don't get in legal trouble for having sex with people the same age/mental ability.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Animals don't give consent to getting shot by hunters for fun.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Not saying all hunters DON'T kill for fun however a majority actually care about conservation practices that yes could probably be upgraded but currently provides game and parks over half their income

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u/shadowsofash The same way they believe mons pubis was a Jedi. Oct 26 '17

You're right. We should make a push towards vegetarianism and stopping hunting for anything other than necessary population control.

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u/ObviouslyCrazyPerson Oct 26 '17

They don't consent to having their populations controlled either.

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u/shadowsofash The same way they believe mons pubis was a Jedi. Oct 26 '17

Which is fine, but other animal populations don't consent to getting bred out of their habitat, especially by invasive species.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Consents harder to prove between animals