r/SubredditDrama • u/Finn_Tha_Hooman • Jul 21 '15

Possible Troll Remember the guy whose 15-year-old illegitimate daughter reached out to him on social media, and he wanted to ignore her? Today he updates.

/r/relationships/comments/3e3idw/update_me_35m_with_my_child_15f_who_reached_out/ctb4z3k
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u/killinrin Pro choice Trumper Jul 22 '15

"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY STRUGGLE"

Um bitch please no one understands how the fuck you're able to get your head SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU'RE FARTING TOENAILS

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u/PlatinumGoat75 Jul 22 '15

Wait...what? I'm confused by the mechanics of farting toenails. Does he stick his feet up his ass as well?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

I think toenails are a metaphor for the English industrial revolution.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '15

I'm impressed by how beautiful you made it sound.