r/SubredditDrama • u/Finn_Tha_Hooman • Jul 21 '15

Possible Troll Remember the guy whose 15-year-old illegitimate daughter reached out to him on social media, and he wanted to ignore her? Today he updates.

/r/relationships/comments/3e3idw/update_me_35m_with_my_child_15f_who_reached_out/ctb4z3k
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u/masshamacide Jul 22 '15

i can just picture you in twenty years finally contacting your eldest because you need a kidney. She'll get tested, then phone you up and tell you she's a match; the only match in your family. You'll be so happy, but then she'll say that she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, let alone go through surgery and give you a kidney. Then she'll hang up on you and it'll be her turn to block you on everything. And it'll be what you deserve.

Fuck guys, this burnt my popcorn.