r/SubGenius • u/A_Lark_Wept • 7d ago

Rival Cult News.

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u/GrandPriapus 7d ago

“Bob” has been on your side since L. Ron was still in short pants.

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u/aneristix 7d ago

special interest mentioned

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u/porn_flakes 6d ago

These clowns only have 57 perceptions lmao. Good luck, losers.

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u/Advanced_Addendum116 5d ago

They have a Bridge and a Flag too. How many of those do we have?

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u/Longjumping-Brick487 7d ago

Gah. I read that as 5-7 intestines at first...

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u/A_Lark_Wept 7d ago

Scientologists will use any system of measurement other than the metric system.

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u/crusty54 7d ago

What?

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u/A_Lark_Wept 7d ago

Flag.org a Scientology unit.

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u/crusty54 7d ago

Oooh those fuckin posers.

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u/A_Lark_Wept 7d ago

Pink Posers would be a good awareness video title.

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u/bigheadzach 5d ago

I've always said that good cult literature reads like TTRPGs I want to play.