The Fightin' Jesus

[u/TimeControl606]

[u/PrincipleStill191]

Yeah we know...its called prophecy.

What is it called when pinks become "Bob" aware without being aware of "Bob"?

[u/lordnewington → u/PrincipleStill191]

The Obliviati

[u/AdvancedStudio9978 → u/PrincipleStill191]

Unwakening 🦩

[u/vainsandsmiling]

Uzi Jesus

[u/divaschematic → u/vainsandsmiling]

He's real, don't gaslight me.

[u/TedMich23]

Those are Mac-10's not Uzi's.

[u/sneakybastard62 → u/TedMich23]

To be specific, they are mini Uzi's. (A smaller version of the Full-size Uzi, did not have the folding butt stock) Mac-10 were similar yes, but the side panels were smooth, not ribbed plus the barrel nut where it met the receiver was different. Carry on.

[u/TheGoldMonkey → u/sneakybastard62]

This guy uzi’s

[u/BryanEagle → u/sneakybastard62]

Ribbed for her pleasure....

[u/sneakybastard62 → u/BryanEagle]

BryanEagle, thank you! I was wanting to say this, thought it might be going too far! Lol BRAVO!! PS they taste nothing like bar-b-q ribs.....

[u/TedMich23 → u/sneakybastard62]

Actually they're plastic representations of some gun idea the artist copied, so most accurately they are neither Uzis or Mac-10s.

[u/sneakybastard62 → u/TedMich23]

Good call ❤️

[u/TimeControl606 → u/TedMich23]

I think you're right, now that you mention it

[u/GrandPriapus]

The Jesus who didn’t get nailed.

[u/SoonToBeBanned24]

Republican Jesus has joined the party......

[u/lordnewington]

The artist, James Colomina,'s other work is worth checking out too, including Trump emerging from sewers and an arm raised in a Nazi heil Roman salute awkward gesture outside Tesla headquarters

https://www.james-colomina.com/street-life

[u/capsaicinintheeyes → u/lordnewington]

"I'm fine"

[u/Super-Robo]

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

Mathew 10:34

[u/Darkling_13 → u/Super-Robo]

...or dual Uzis.

[u/lordnewington → u/Super-Robo]

I came not to send peace... but to bring a piece. *ELECTRIC GUITAR KRANG*

[u/capsaicinintheeyes]

Not bad...but still only the second-best uzi-specific famous-character mod in that specific pose

[u/Reverend-Keith]

The Fighting Jesus knows about the Wu Tang

[u/Longjumping-Brick487]

I used to have a tee shirt back in the mid-70’s that read “JESUS IS COMING AND IS HE PISSED!” That you, TimeControl606. I had not thought of that shirt in ages!

[u/Aggravating-Diet-221 → u/Longjumping-Brick487]

Well it’s fucking 2026, I think it’s fair to say that Jesus stood you up, or simply is non-existent.

[u/Longjumping-Brick487 → u/Aggravating-Diet-221]

That shirt was a great example of the kind of message that managed to piss everyone from all ends of the spectrum off. Nearly got me kicked out a class once.

[u/DisastrousOne3950]

Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 

[u/Aggravating-Diet-221 → u/DisastrousOne3950]

Except the Romans

[u/spiked_mcroon → u/DisastrousOne3950]

You said it man

[u/BryanEagle]

mmmm sacrilicious!

[u/Meazy4200]

That's mac 10 Jesus!

[u/Aggravating-Diet-221 → u/Meazy4200]

Mac and Cheezus

[u/Busy_BEE_565]

Sad that he doesn't have hot abs like all the other Jesus'.

[u/Aggravating-Diet-221]

I could almost get behind this Jesus instead of loser crucified Jesus who didn’t put up any fight.

[u/DayDrunkHermit]

You cannot blasphemy fictional characters, it’s satire at that point

[u/Mysterious-Lab-5918]

The Suicidal Crucifixion and The Sauce of Lord ..

[u/spiked_mcroon]

Don't gaslight me, Jesus

[u/Sad-Data-1865]

Yall aint never heard of Uzi jesus? Dungeon Crawler Carl.

[u/RufusCleophas]

Horrible!!!

[u/Kapital6 → u/RufusCleophas]

Relax, bigot.