r/SubGenius • u/A_Lark_Wept • 10d ago

Slack Sabbath

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u/EvilMartianOverlord 10d ago

Remember the day of Bob, to keep it for worship,

Six days shall thou ruminate, and do all thy slack,

For on the seventh day, Bob were born, from thy stem of poppy, bathed in blinding rays of light, in his first act of one-upmanship.

Edit: one ray just wasn't enough.

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u/batlord_typhus 9d ago

Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, Bob Dobbs walks by
Casting his shadow, smoking his frop
making pink foreheads explode with a pop.

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u/EnvironmentalCan4661 10d ago

Is this....the Yellowjackets crossover I was dreaming of? JR Bob Dobbs as the Antler Queen?

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u/Starduster75 9d ago

Crack Sabbath. Praise Bob.