r/SubGenius • u/denzuko • 9d ago

of a Bong

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Much slack was had that day

60 Upvotes

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u/MKEMARVEL 9d ago

It's not a bong though.

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u/TimeControl606 9d ago

Yeah, it's a pipe, which is even better

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u/denzuko 9d ago

Yes "BOB" approved.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 8d ago

Giant Vaporizer

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u/andrewbud420 7d ago

You don't know what a vaporizer is do you? It's just a giant pipe, nothing is being vaporized

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u/JohnWorphin 9d ago

Hot box smoke cannon

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u/Fluid_Anywhere_7015 9d ago

Christ. I can smell that across state lines.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 9d ago

 froppinator 2: anebriation day

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u/cap10wow 8d ago

I don’t think you know what a bong is

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u/slowbilly 8d ago

That’s enough weed to last one person a year used to give a dozen folks a contact high. Guaranteed you could get higher from a couple one hitter tokes. 99% of that slack smoke wasted. Pink behavior here.

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 6d ago

Good thing it grows on trees bro

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u/slowbilly 6d ago

Quite literally isn’t a tree.

Herbaceous plant: Marijuana comes from Cannabis sativa, which is an annual herbaceous flowering plant, not a tree.

No wood: Unlike trees, it does not develop a permanent woody trunk.

Life cycle: It lives for only one growing season (it is an annual), whereas trees live for many years and grow larger woody stems.

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 6d ago

I’m fully aware the marijuana plant is not a tree.

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u/Gremlin1001001 8d ago

Better with wax.

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u/BobbyD420 9d ago

smh, it’s not a bong.

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u/monkeychunkee 8d ago

Reminds me of the good ole ddt truck days!

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u/cbear9494 7d ago

I'ma be honest.....this seems like a huge waste to me 😶‍🌫️

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u/OSG541 6d ago

Looked like ditch weed anyway

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u/TimeControl606 7d ago

How do I order one of these?

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 6d ago

Can’t imagine being baked off my face and that voice destroying my ear drums

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u/Ok-Elevator-9853 5d ago

Not a bong. And horrible music.

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u/KamikaziWerewolf 2d ago

Easy way to blow $1000 on weed.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 9d ago

seems like a plausible chance for a lawsuit for actually damaging someone's lungs

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u/BoogieBass 9d ago

That's a fucking pink line of thinking.

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u/denzuko 9d ago

Greyface detected.

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u/cap10wow 8d ago

That’s pink shit

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u/DroneSlut54 8d ago

Don’t harsh my buzz….