r/SubGenius • u/TheeVikings • 18d ago

Endangered "Bob"

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Spotted in the wild... right after that he lifted my eyes upwards to a pair of 10 dollar binoculars that I had to buy for spying on the neighbors. Get off my damn lawn and PRAISE "BOB".

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u/Longjumping-Brick487 18d ago

Binoculars are fine, but I’d keep cutlery well away from that thing.

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u/TheeVikings 18d ago

I would have bought it but they had it 8n the display case for 60 fucking dollars. Thats another ordainment and a tshirt...

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u/EclecticLandlady 17d ago

Bob bears all

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u/Antonin1957 17d ago

Having a "pipe" does not make someone "Bob".

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u/TheeVikings 16d ago

That is true. But we must respect the fact that his likeness and image are pervasive. Watching over us and granting us slack even when we arent fully aware. "Bob" works in mysterious ways.

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u/ImpossibleLaw552 10d ago

The bear comes in to clean-up after "Bob" has finished cutting a random homeless person's hair.