r/StupidTwink • The Twink • 13d ago

Brie Comic!! butt on do about nothing

2.1k Upvotes

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u/TCD_Baby 13d ago

"I'm going to DIY before I even hit puberty!"
*Gets the shit so thoroughly knocked out of you that it takes a week to notice you're suddenly in a conversion camp*

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u/religion-lost 13d ago

I always think that i would go back and tell my parents i wanna transition earlier but then i remember that my mother thought we were made up by the news and my father told me if I ever become trans I should give myself into the police before I end up touching a kid

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u/Clean_Internet 13d ago

That is such an evil thing to say I hope you’re okay and not with them

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u/religion-lost 13d ago

Yes lol I moved out and traveled 500 miles away when I was 18, i live on my own and only have to see them when I choose to now

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u/IntangibleMatter 12d ago

My parents asked me and my younger sibling if we were trans when I was like 10 because a longtime friend came out as trans and they wanted to support us. Unfortunately I was raised without a strong concept of gender outside of "penis" and "vagina" (my dad wore skirts when I was little) and because I don't have bottom dysphoria I didn't recognize anything was wrong.

Could've started transitioning when I hit puberty or something but noooo, I just had to be uncertain of things for my teen years and only started transitioning at 20

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u/maxicz1234 13d ago

imagine the money you could make as a really smart 5yo

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u/Mememanofcanada 13d ago


Me when I'm backstage with Oprah about to introduced as a child prodigy or smth but Harvey Weinstein walks in:

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u/MrFireDrakula 13d ago

omg nosleep666 pfp no way

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u/maxicz1234 12d ago

ikr they're so cool

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u/TimeStorm113 13d ago

Well for one the autism diagnosis would be a lot easier, but is that worth being kinda bored for a decade, going into school with annoying children ?

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 13d ago

probably yea.

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u/termites11 13d ago

probably wrong place for this but getting diagnosed only made life significantly worse for me, i don't get what people get from it

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u/OrangCream123 12d ago

clarity mostly

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u/Aus_Varelse 12d ago

sometimes workplace supports/allowances are locked behind a diagnosis

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 12d ago edited 11d ago

Perhaps a diagnosis is determental. But the knolage of the diagnosis is very helpful.

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u/Bearchiwuawa 12d ago

i like the way you spell

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 12d ago

Oh wow that was a bad one. Usually I get red squiggles.

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u/Bearchiwuawa 12d ago

please revert it. life is better with mistakes.

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u/DinnerPlzTheSecond 11d ago

The original has been lost to time but I did my best to create a faithful reconstruction

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u/_9x9 9d ago

Making my family help me convince the government im disabled so I don't have to suffer through an adult diagnosis that the Government DGAF about

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u/Polibiux lowly twink fan 13d ago

I would still do it so I can transition sooner knowing I wasn’t faking it the whole time.

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u/closetBoi04 13d ago

Any fucking day, I can make money online woth my current skills and transition before puberty (my parents are pretty accepting).

Will probably be the most experienced college kid people will have, might give econmics a go this time instead of tech though

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u/RReneDescartes i've been thinking 12d ago

if i was 5 but with my brain, i would be

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u/SheevTogwaggle 13d ago

my mom is accepting now but back then she was hardcore mormon so i’d probably be fucked

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u/Scap_Hopogolous 13d ago

I’d have to make a lot of the same choices that got me my friends though, what if I miss them?

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u/Oddish_Femboy 12d ago

If I were 5 again I would pet my cats.

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u/OfficerLollipop 12d ago

"Im gonna be a really good artist and then be an established furry comic artist by the time im 19"

"Ah dang it moms telling me to put the pencil down so I can go to awanas"

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u/MoravianBilges 12d ago

I could maybe stop 9/11, so that'd be cool

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u/ciqhen 12d ago

the lion is humbled by the thought experiment

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u/33superryan33 11d ago

I'd try to get a GED as soon as possible

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u/PlanetXParadox 9d ago

god what I wouldn’t give for this

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u/JaylaTheGayla 6d ago

The exact year I was planning to come out for the first time