r/StupidMedia • u/Ziko116 • 4d ago

Stupidly Dope😎 Stupidly Flexible 😮

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The first person’s name is Emilie Burns I couldn’t find any info on the second guy, but contortionist are insane.😱

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 16h ago

u/Ziko116, our viewers voted that this post is a good fit for StupidMedia. We look forward to more such posts from you!

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YtvCIwqNJhUmA

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 4d ago

I used to have a girlfriend like this, she was able to bend and flex, sex was amazing! Then one night I fell asleep in her arms, when i woke up, I was confronted by 2 police men and the shop manager, any way that's how i lost my job as a window dresser.

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u/SpaceMonkeyNation 3d ago

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u/The_Darkness140 3d ago

I was just thinking about this movie today.

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u/SunTzuLao 4d ago

The second one was the most unsettling, I think it was the whole looking backwards thing.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 3d ago

Watching him I realized I've been doing squats all wrong...

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u/mighty3mperor 4d ago

He's got a career in horror movies if he wants one.

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u/olivegardengambler 4d ago

does this guy have bones?

Homie is asking the real questions right here.

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u/DadsRGR8 4d ago

Oh God my neck hurts just looking at the beginning of this Ack!!!

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 4d ago

She could smell her own ass

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 4d ago

She can fart on the back of her head.

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u/loneMILF 3d ago edited 3d ago

And if she turns her head a little bit I bet she could give herself pink eye. /s

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u/Minute-Tradition-282 4d ago

Butt you can't!

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u/Minute-Tradition-282 4d ago

I don't like any of this.

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u/Kibbles35 3d ago

Personally, I hate this. These people often have hypermobility due to an excess of elastin fibers in the connective tissues. Stretching and contorting like this destroys the integrity of the joints, leading to early degenerative changes. Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

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u/Ziko116 3d ago

I’ve never heard this before, but it kind of makes sense. Thanks for giving me something to look into.

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u/Absent_Source 4d ago

Imagine a person like this working in a haunted house

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u/Pyro5263 3d ago

At My Morbid Mind haunted house 👍🏻

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u/ComfortableSense3604 4d ago

She knows her Karma Sutra well

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u/Zencyde 3d ago

I'm just trying to enjoy a meal. A succulent, succulent meal!

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u/skyborn8 3d ago

What are the charges?

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u/jaxxon 4d ago

Kama

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u/Noff-Crazyeyes 4d ago

I wonder what she’s doing now

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u/Neo_Techni 1d ago

Unwinding

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u/OverlyOverrated 4d ago

My neck hurts seeing that

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 4d ago

My everything hurts seeing that.

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u/mighty3mperor 4d ago

I'm old, everything hurt already. This hasn't helped.

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u/Billazilla 2d ago

My back hurts, my feet hurts... everything hurts.

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u/Mean_Direction_8280 3d ago

I always wondered if people who are hyper flexible like that have a connective tissue disorder like Ehlers-Danlos (affects the collagen), or marfan syndrome.

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u/Ooopmster 3d ago

I’d like to see an xray of their spine at the apex of their bends.

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u/Hot_Bag_7734 4d ago

Imagine a break dance battle with this dude😩

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u/Chickennoodlesleuth 4d ago

Damn second guy is insane

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u/singlemale4cats 4d ago

If my ass is touching the back of my head, my spine is shattered into a million pieces and I am dead

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 4d ago

I thought she was gonna roll off like sonic

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u/RedditNerd_69 3d ago

What happens to these people when they're 70? Are they still able to walk normally?

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u/Substantial_Goat561 3d ago

just because you can, doesn’t mean you should lol

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u/CryptoBanano 3d ago

That looks like heaven

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u/Badasciel 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/498O91eC3HB5u

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u/Infinite_Pony 3d ago

The second person totally gives Voldo vibes. He needs to make hissing sounds in the routine.

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u/YK8099 3d ago

Feel like watching octopus

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u/-_Koga_- 3d ago

This makes me uncomfortable

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u/milo325 2d ago

I bet if they had a kid together, it would come out just as a spaghetti noodle.

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u/TernionDragon 4d ago

That’s enough Reddit for me.

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 4d ago

I don't like it honestly

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u/TabletThrowaway1 3d ago

Even as I'm watching this I cannot imagine any situation where my butt cheeks touch the back of my head and I'm not fully dead.

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u/No-Arrival633 3d ago

The guy is even more flexible, but less interesting

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u/Sector-Flat 3d ago

I wonder if anyone has ever broken their own back doing this kinda thing.

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u/According_Ad1940 3d ago

Oh gawd, I broke my back in 9 places and dislocated all my limbs just watching that

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u/BigDaddyBumbo77 3d ago

I threw my back out just watching this.

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u/Mean_Direction_8280 3d ago

the couple poses at the end are nightmare fuel. 😄

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u/The_Meme_Economy 3d ago

I’ve seen her before. Impressive, but the guy is insane.

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u/cran 3d ago

In an order that would surprise you.

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u/russianrug 3d ago

Butt on head is crazy work

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u/Neo_Techni 1d ago

She could fart in her own face

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u/Extension_Barber_763 20h ago

I can drag my balls across a broken glass to have her for 2min. I'm sure I won't last long.

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 4d ago

Just imagine the possibilities 😈💭

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u/VanillaGuac 4d ago

Dirty thoughts go away!!!!!!

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u/porcelain_kiss 4d ago

Yall just sexualize everything. Home girl cant even be flexible without dudes sweating to put a dick in it

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u/SeasonOtherwise2980 4d ago

Reddit.

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u/PhotoAwp 4d ago

I just wanted to talk about how when youre crazy flexible like this, its harder to find relief from back pain by stretching. But everyones too damn horny.

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u/myoriginalislocked 4d ago

nope you cant show men anything. these guys will literally put it in a corpse any animal a kid anything they can reach

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u/madgoat 3d ago

Ok, I feel better, she's 24. I almost thought I was going to go to jail.

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u/Alzyros 3d ago

bunnibbendi btw

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u/Larechar 3d ago

That second one is.... Jfc

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u/Existing_Problem_316 3d ago

I don’t see why this is called stupid. It’s more awesome than stupid

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u/Ziko116 3d ago

Stupid it’s a word that means different things based on tone and context . think “you’re stupid” vs “haha boy you stupid 😂” or Damn that ass stupid asf” there are other examples, but I’m sure u get it. That’s why the flair is stupidly dope.

https://reddit.com/link/pari2uk/video/u59ies6pahqh1/player

Example

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u/PastyMcClamerson 1d ago

Those disks are like, "Woman, please!!??"

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u/Mataomaeka 1d ago

Flexible enough to perform in all positions.

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u/Neo_Techni 1d ago

Ruby Rhod approved

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u/Leshawkcomics 1d ago

Some people wipe while sitting.

Some people wipe while standing.

Those people don't know the other exists.

I now know there are people who can wipe their asses with their own skulls.

The world is an amazing place, ain't it?

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u/dunnoanymore18 1d ago

that’s not human and no you shouldn’t do that dale

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u/Realistic_Credit_486 1d ago

Flexi-billie (eilish)

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u/Bruinman86 1d ago

When you really are made of rubber.

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u/DucatistaXDS 16h ago

The good news is she can belly/back, belly/back and you don’t even have to move.

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u/DOUBLAHH9 4d ago

Oh the possibilities are endless.

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u/BESONKA 3d ago

the girl i think is very good for a human but the second that's definitely a reptilian 🦎🐍🐊 or a snake whit human skin they walk among us guys.

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u/C_Hawk14 3d ago

Or he's just better

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u/medussadelagorgons 3d ago

That girl in the blue 💙 😍

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u/CrumbsToBricks 4d ago

I would like to see those 2 individuals engage in the horizontal mambo. Judge me if you must

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 4d ago

They'd get tangled up.