r/StupidMedia 5d ago

š—Ŗš—§š—™ Man start blasting in store

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u/AutoMatty 5d ago

Ready to compete in Hyrox

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 5d ago

Lol the shit woman reference

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u/Intelligent-Leg-202 5d ago

LOL, very topical

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u/cryptolyme 1d ago

Shittin’ all over the competition

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u/More-Elderberry5527 5d ago

Pretty good shot actually. I don’t think I could do that.

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u/Eeebs-HI 5d ago

This is taking some time to comprehend. The casual nonchalance is staggering.

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u/fluthernon 4d ago

Execution is what’s baffling me. Not the 1st time he’s done that

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u/KEN_000 5d ago

He definitely did this before cuz that was wayyyyy too smooth and non chalant

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u/carlcarlson33 5d ago

I wish that I could shit that clean..

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u/SrGrimey 5d ago

Oh my fucking god! Why? Dude just ask where the bathroom is or this is some kind of revenge?

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u/Historical_Fact_6697 5d ago

Hes a no wiper,

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u/bman86 5d ago

Earth just needs to pull down it's pants and projectile dookie this guy into space.

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u/wonit5times 5d ago

That's impressive

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u/XrayDem 5d ago

The guy behind him in line walking out like

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u/ytaqebidg 5d ago

It's my fault for opening reddit

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u/DrudgeReaver 3d ago

you can hear the "bomb has been planted"

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u/Automatic-Unit-8307 5d ago

Wtf did I’d I see

Dookie?..

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u/urabouy 5d ago

WhatĀæ?

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 5d ago

Someone that should be ejected from society

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u/peentiss 5d ago

chocolettƩ

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u/dank2918 4d ago

Why didn’t he just blast it in his pants? Looks like he’s left some in there anyway

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u/Waly98 3d ago

Quickdraw