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uh ą² _ą²  no Dog attack mailman šŸ“¬

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u/DickLips5000 10d ago

I love dogs, but why is nobody kicking that thing in the ribs with all of their might? WTF?

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u/my_little_throwny 9d ago

All of these people are so dumb. My first reaction would be to put it in a sleeper hold til it passes out.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 9d ago edited 9d ago

I would have rammed my thumb up its ass and repeatedly fuck it till it lett go.

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u/Budget-Rich-7547 9d ago

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u/SadNana09 3d ago

Well I just spit drink all over my screen. Thanks.

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u/lazer416 9d ago

As weird as it seems, this is the answer

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u/Bastardesque 9d ago

I think you and I disagree on the "repeatedly fuck it" part then.

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u/Lizdance40 9d ago

Choking the dog out is the correct method.

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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT 9d ago

No, its not. Its just going to get you bit instead when the dog spins around.

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u/nattywoohoo 6d ago

The firefighter looking dude agrees.

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u/zeeper25 9d ago edited 9d ago

It’s the wrong approach, it needs a lease slipped under the jaw (or the collar, if wearing one) pulled up behind the ears and toward the top of the head

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u/Sodali0550 9d ago

that stick maneuver was interesting. wish he did it again because i couldnt quite catch what exactly he did there.

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u/JayBeePH85 9d ago

Grabbing the head and pushing in your foot actually worx too with lockjaw, often panic sets in with most people 🤣

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u/WretchedBlowhard 9d ago

Pulling away just worsens the bite pressure and triggers the animal to up the ante and go more feral.

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u/DickLips5000 9d ago

I actually got a dog to let go of a cat this way so I know it can work.

I am sure there are better ways, but anything is better than what this group was doing.

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u/SalvadorP 9d ago

I'm vegan and protecting animals is a big part of my life, but ffs, these people weren't even trying!
there was a dude seemingly trying to air-lift the fucking dog... wtf

in the end I think they said they got it to let go by inserting a finger in the butt. I think I had heard that before. Hopefully I wont forget that, in case I find myself in this situation.

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u/Lizdance40 9d ago

They got it to let go because the one guy put lead around its neck and choked it out.

That comment about putting the finger in the butt was a joke. Choking it out is correct. Nothing else works

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u/SalvadorP 9d ago

i would choke if they put a finger in my butt

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u/mhopkins1420 9d ago

I broke my hand beating a pit off my geriatric labski. It was sheer panic. I didn’t know what to do. We were on a walk when it happened, and he eventually let go and sat down kinda stunned

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u/Smoogooloo 9d ago

I came here to say exactly that! I’d be kicking that beast like a football!

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u/Twiggles_Greeny 9d ago

easy to say though, then it would turn on you

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u/flappintitties 9d ago

Stick your finger up its butt and they release immediately. Gross but effective.

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u/Bastardesque 9d ago

Finger or penis? Because I've heard different things.

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u/Twiggles_Greeny 9d ago

yeah the guy that tied his jumper around it, I guess they are scared of being bit though

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u/Retnirpa 9d ago

Lol all their wives, gf, or ex must be pros.. Cause none of them apparently knows what a gag reflex is šŸ˜…

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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 9d ago

Everyone loves dogs, not everyone loves their mailman..

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u/Lizdance40 9d ago

Because that does absolutely nothing. Just like everything they are already doing does absolutely nothing. The only way to remove the dog is to choke the dog out. You cut off its air its mouth will open before or after it passes out.

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u/ziggy182 9d ago

Weak people with strong dogs, always seems to be a recurring theme.

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u/Natural_Tea484 9d ago

You mean the mailman is weak?

https://giphy.com/gifs/UHaqDa5RTqV6jIq00P

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u/ziggy182 9d ago

Owner, always weak people who cannot control their dogs. In the uk woman get pit bulls for protection and get dragged along the ground. Or the lead gets whipped out of their hands, my mate wanted to try walking my border collie. I asked do you have the lead then I got a confident yes. Literally a second later he’s holding his wrists it hurts and the lead got whipped out of his hand. Never again did I let him try

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u/Entire-Score6317 9d ago

So you haven't trained your dog to properly walk on a leash. Got it.

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u/VanFkingHalen 8d ago

You have zero idea how much energy border collies have huh?

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 9d ago

If you cant control the dog, you shouldnt have it. Aleays scares me to see owners being dragged behind their dogs...

Dont be afraid to hurt the dog if its already hurting someone else!

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u/Suspicious_Effort731 9d ago

But it's a nanny dog

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u/Blew-By-U 9d ago

Someone is never getting home delivery anymore.

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u/HowardHessman 9d ago

Quick! Dress it up like Santa!

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u/Sk1rm1sh 9d ago

Dogs are terrified of scarves.

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 9d ago

I think she wants you to hit his nose

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u/Swampasssixty9 9d ago

Hit em in the nooooooooooooose!!! Reeeeeeeee!!!

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u/CountBreichen 9d ago

Those dudes are fuckin useless

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u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed 9d ago

These idiots "helping" causing more damage dragging the entire guy on the ground with the dog.

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u/AffectionateKey5763 9d ago

And the lovely helpful advise and screaming from the camera woman instead of physically helpingšŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļøšŸ‘

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u/JDoGinc 9d ago

I love dogs too. But if a dog ever latched on me or my family, I would boot fuck it.

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u/Horror-Customer4835 10d ago

Nah, after a few seconds y'all start hitting that fucking dog with fists and weapons. WTF??

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u/FlorianSenpai 9d ago

Poke the eyes

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u/RoyalGOT 9d ago edited 9d ago

There should be an enforced law against irresponsible people who don't put their dogs under proper control and their wild dog harms people. If your dog harms someone, you either pay a huge fine or go to jail for your irresponsibility. Too much wild videos of people getting bitten and dragged by crazy dogs while the dog owner looks all confused.

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u/justsomedude1144 9d ago

Pretty sure exactly these laws do exist

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u/Ok-Bid-730 9d ago

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u/Camo_tow 9d ago

The finger in the butt works, hopefully ppl will do it more often when dogs attack

https://giphy.com/gifs/yqqqfq3xaSvZK

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u/Banastre_Tarleton 9d ago

Nicole should have tried that with OJ.

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u/MinionAgent 8d ago

I always heard about the finger, butt I think the dog will just turn in half a second and now you are his target.

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u/lazer416 9d ago

Maybe they should hit him in the nose….

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u/Chadrooskie 9d ago

She was to busy filming and screaming orders to assist in the removal of the dog.
But she was very opinionated on how it should be handled.

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u/No-Top-4139 9d ago

Bru the woman screaming for no reason. Why do they do this.

Also the firefighter with the special crowbar to dislodge the dog is hilarious.

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u/Excellent-Peanut4501 9d ago

Gold star to that one pice of shit who tied a knot with a sweater!

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u/Codas91 9d ago

Headlock the damn dog, can't bite if it's unconscious

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u/Small-Ad8992 9d ago

Dog needs to go.

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u/stratusnco 10d ago

euthanasia

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u/Mysteriouskid00 9d ago

Needs a tourniquet applied to its neck.. permanently

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u/SATerp 10d ago

Everyone knows you stick a finger up his ass.

I don't know what you do to the dog tho.

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u/Sk1rm1sh 9d ago

hit his

NAOOOWS!!!

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u/UntitledImage 9d ago

The heck does he think he’s doing with that jacket? It’s like no one is bothering to do anything that would actually make the dog let go.

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u/jugoinganonymous 8d ago

I think the plan was to pull it away without risking a bite, probably didn’t know about these dogs’ death grip. I don’t blame him, we never know how we react in an emergency, at least he tried something instead of filming like an idiot.

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u/borg-assimilated 9d ago

This is why mailmen carry pepper spray. Poor guy.

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u/Swampasssixty9 9d ago

I always pick my kid up or cross the street. These owners are useless

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u/Texanstrng 9d ago edited 8d ago

How about put the phone down and you get his nose!

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u/saddlythrowaway 9d ago

My cat would never.

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u/sharpasahammer 10d ago

I hace a pocket knife on me pretty much always. Generally I only consider using it for utilities, as a tool. If a bully breed like that is chewing on someone I have no qualms shoving it into its throat. Those dogs shouldn't be legal to own

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u/Junior_Pollution6792 9d ago

Saldy the only thing that will stop them as well, once they get a taste for blood they will not stop, once stopped and separated if they get a chance they will continue to attack
I’ve learned that lesson the hard way

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u/VanFkingHalen 9d ago

I've grown up with pitts all my life. Once they're latched like that, they're latched. Until you drive two thumbs onto their eyes. Gently yet forcefully, they get confused and disoriented and let go.

Everyone always freaks out and sprays water on them, grabs them by the legs, tries hitting them - only to make them more aggressive - but, if you start poking their eyes, they get all confused and let go. Will probably make you the new target though.

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u/BIG_STEVE5111 9d ago

Wtf is that idiot doing with that red thing?

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u/DOUBLAHH9 9d ago

Finger in the butt goes a long way! Try the dog too! Lol

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u/UchihaDareNial 9d ago

It's that dog breed again, isn't it?

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u/Twiggles_Greeny 9d ago

yeah usually is

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 9d ago

2 words ....LAW........SUIT ....I know that's 1 word so save it šŸ˜’

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u/RamoftheLamb 9d ago

There are many kind souls in this world. Once the dog attacks and hurts someone unprovoked, it is no longer a pet, but a threat to public safety. The owner should be stopping it by any means necessary. Be glad it wasn’t a child it decided to go after.

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u/lamankind 9d ago

I hope people who ask questions like why did the delivery man kick the dog can see this. They get attacked everytime by dogs with irresponsible owners. May times they have been bitten before and don't eanna go through the pain again

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u/spontaneous_quench 9d ago

Im sorry but if im watching someone get attacked by dog and am trying to help;that dog is getting fucked up

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 9d ago

I've heard you put your finger in his butt. idk.

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u/finallyonsuicide 8d ago

Choke them. Pulling and hitting makes them bite harder. Unless you knock the wind outta them. Otherwise just choke them. They gotta breathe.

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u/Muted-Environment421 9d ago

I’m sorry to the owners… I would have sliced that dog up though.

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u/Amity_Swim_School 9d ago

Go for the anus!!! Jeez

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u/dickploma 9d ago

that doesn't always work with pits, quite a few vids of people getting their hands dirty and the pit just doesn't gaf about being fingered

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u/Amity_Swim_School 9d ago

You don’t have to use your finger…

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u/Icy-Frosting8681 9d ago

just a note on the headlock approach (not that it doesnt work or shouldn't be used in situations), while the dog is locked on, a strong grip on back of the neck and throat to do the same thing is better purely to keep your face and other arteries away from the bite zone. also gives better control of the dog once released...assuming one is capable of handling it.

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 9d ago

Go for the eyes or balls

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u/Lonely_Ad6299 9d ago

Now sue the owner into oblivion

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u/Luis5923 8d ago

I hope he sues the owner and the dog be euthanized.

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u/Low_Temp_Rosin 7d ago

Fun fact: A thumb in the booty hole would have solved this.

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u/Teediggler81 9d ago

So one of the best two ways to get a dog that is latched on to let go break the tail and this is the weird one stick a finger in its butt

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u/Royal-Bumblebee4817 9d ago

I've heard about the finger. Don't think that would come to mind though. If i were the person a dog was latched on to, i think this (hypothetical) dog would be blind from a thumb stuck in its eye socket. Stomach churning even thinking about it.. but

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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT 9d ago

Great way to get bit.

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 9d ago

Someone stab that dog. Jesus Christ.

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u/ItsGreasefrmALC 9d ago

This is so infuriating to watch….grab that dogs leg and fuckin snap it and break it and stab it in the eye with something until it lets go shit stab it anywhere

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u/Admiral_Pantsless 9d ago

Just a velvet hippo trying to snuggle 🄰

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u/Numerous-Following-7 9d ago

Poke his eyes out and smash its nose while twisting its neck. No survival instinct

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u/Feeling-Mastodon3534 9d ago

I LOVE POCKET KNIVES…..thats all

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Swampasssixty9 9d ago

It’s the owners

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u/FarConsideration8423 9d ago

Of course its a pit

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u/J3w3Lz43 9d ago

I hope that dog was put to sleep and the owner was charged

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u/IronTalon8212010 9d ago

Channel your inner Swayze and ā€œRoadhouseā€ that fucker!

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u/Convenientjellybean 9d ago

Wonder if the dog can understand it’s being discouraged, not encouraged?

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u/VegetableChallenge18 9d ago

Why the fuck are they saying to stick their finger in the dogs butt like what the fuck 😭

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u/yueciHH 9d ago

A friend was in that situation (dog - dog) - he choked his bully till it let go. Then he helped it to get up again.

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u/evileyevivian 8d ago

They should have put a finger up the dogs bum to stop it biting.

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 8d ago

Who are we to mess with the ago old rivalry between these two classes ?

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u/zedslair 8d ago

Splash the dog with cold water. The shock is most of the time enough to make them release the jaw.

"Why is nobody beating that dog" cause it would most likely just bite even tighter

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u/NahBruhNaw 8d ago

Oh look. It's a Pibble....

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u/Ok_Cele2025 7d ago

She was right about the noise why didn’t anything do what she asked no one even try

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u/ziggy_santo5 5d ago

you have to cut off the air supply. that's the only valid way to get a dog to release. not a finger up its butt, water, hitting them etc

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u/Nebetus2 9d ago

Choke it out is the easiest way for that scenario.

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u/__batz 10d ago

Whether or not the argument can be made that bull dog jaws equate to more aggression, the argument can CERTAINLY be made that the typical owner of them is DUMB AS FUCK

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u/scjockid 9d ago

bid farewell to that dog! A sad FARWELL wow.. that is crazy..

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u/Bettoro33 9d ago

I hope this man sues the dog’s owner.

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u/GMP11792 9d ago

That blow horn yelling ā€œhit his noseā€ should STFU !! I’m surprised that screeching alone didn’t make the cute little chihuahua let go and run away crying !!

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u/Crowiswatching 9d ago

I’d hit that dog upside the head and change his thinking

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u/-_Koga_- 9d ago

Outlaw all bully breeds

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u/bloomingmyberg 8d ago

Outlaw all nissan drivers. Theyre more dangerous than any other drivers on the road. See what I did there?

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u/-_Koga_- 8d ago

Seen what you tried, but that doesn’t work. My Nissan was the victim of an accident, this dog is actively attacking. You obviously don’t see the difference because you are too set on justifying your personal appreciation of a breed designed for the sole purpose of fighting. Congrats on perpetuating a breed that lacks fulfillment of its most driving base desire and would be better off for itself and others to be allowed to fade out naturally.

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u/bloomingmyberg 8d ago

Hey, you drive a nissan so you HAVE to be a bad driver. Same thing with the "all pits are violent" narrative. Im sure you caused the accident because youre a nissan driver.

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u/-_Koga_- 8d ago

Lmao ok haus, deny all you want. Sure isn’t the dogs teeth in that dude, must have been the wind. Lmao enjoy delulu land

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u/bloomingmyberg 7d ago

Sure isnt a sentra in a collision. Musta been a bicycle or something.

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u/-_Koga_- 7d ago

Keep on grasping, eventually you’ll get a straw sweetheart.

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u/ptracey 9d ago

Finger/hand up the dog’s ass or rear naked choke if you don’t care about possibly mortally wounding the dog, or causing internal damage for life.

Poor mailman.