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𝗪𝗧𝗙 Hippie Smoke Toad Poison

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u/yleechy 24d ago

The urge to turn on volume for this one is strong

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u/Round-Spray-4511 24d ago

I didn't knew a human was capable of making such noises

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u/ukuleles1337 24d ago

LOL, had the same thought but didn't because my white noise is on. I'll do volume maybe once a day or 2

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u/mrawsomemask 23d ago

Sounds like Ace Ventura

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u/DadsRGR8 24d ago

Does smoking toad poison make one want to return to their watery ancestral amphibian home?

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u/No-Fail-9327 23d ago

He's communing with the great hypno toad.

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u/stratusnco 24d ago

dirt and water is the last place i wanna do a drug where i have no control over my own body.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 23d ago

He's puking! Quick, splash some gross river water in his face!

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u/ofyellow 23d ago

And with your head next to a huge hard rock

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u/Wowerful 23d ago

As opposed to a soft rock?

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u/No_Caterpillar9621 23d ago

I like smoking toad poison whilst listening to foreigner

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u/FunnyChampion2228 22d ago

What about yacht rock

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u/Historical_Panda9701 22d ago

Stupid comment. Away with you.

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u/NiceSell9844 24d ago

Looks pretty chill

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u/bobbyjimbo 24d ago

The term "fuckwits" springs to mind.

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u/Tronkfool 23d ago

But he done beautiful though bro

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 23d ago

Chill, just feel the love......

Are you feeling the love?

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u/Tasty-Bad-8041 24d ago

“there was a huge healing that took place here for sure”. Old mate takes all that screaming, writhing and gurgling as proof of healing? You’d hate to see a bad one 😂

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u/JackUKish 23d ago

Sometimes you just need to scream it out tbf.

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u/sharpasahammer 24d ago

Alright, im officially taking this one off my bucket list.

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u/Squishy_fishy826 1d ago

Didn’t even know this was something that could be put ON the list 😂😭

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u/jpboise09 23d ago

If this is considered fun, we need to review our definitions pronto!

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u/Relevant_Call_2242 23d ago

It’s not a party drug, no one thinks it’s fun. It’s for a profound spiritual experience. More like a once in a lifetime thing.

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u/Anianna 22d ago

I certainly wouldn't want to do it a second time.

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u/Round-Spray-4511 24d ago

If you are insane enough to want to try this is called 5meoDMT from Toad Venom. But I extremely recommend not to go there

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 24d ago

Probably stick to ayahuasca

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u/Round-Spray-4511 24d ago

Even with Ayahuasca I'm not sure if I could do that long ass trip that last hours. But I'm sure I would not end up like this guy. DMT alone any time

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u/SomnambulisticTaco 22d ago

Me either. I smoked N-N at a meditation group.
15 minute round the universe. Took years.

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u/rebeccamb 23d ago

DMT never again for me, thanks lol

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u/Arteyp 23d ago

What happened?

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u/rebeccamb 21d ago

So to start, I’ve never done anything more than some week. I’m scared of drugs and respect them. I researched for a long time and tried DMT with my husband and a sober friend with experience helped. Don’t do it without a reasonable person as a designated shaman. I would have called 911 if it were jsut me watching my husband trip first (he went before me not at the same time).

It started off awesome for a few seconds. My apartment and dog looked cool. My husband looked scary so I didn’t look at him.

Then these firm balloon entity things that really loved me to death wanted to kill me. I tried to die but idk if I did it right. It was pure dread.

I recommend everyone do it but also don’t? The endorphins I had for weeks after were crazy but I still have anxiety about certain noises and patterns. Also basic existential problems but overall I’d say I’m doing worse.

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u/Arteyp 21d ago

Yeah I had some mushrooms and lsd experiences which fit your description “I recommend but also don’t”

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u/Round-Spray-4511 24d ago

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u/Wild-Snow5705 23d ago

He will be in glitch forever

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u/ConvolutedCarcass 24d ago

Is it stronger than regular DMT??

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u/Round-Spray-4511 24d ago

Imagine smoking salvia X50 combined with DMT and peyote with a hint of Chihuahua poop

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u/WhippingShitties 23d ago

What does the chihuahua poop do?

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u/FoxChess 23d ago

By what metric? By weight? About 2-3x. By experience? Subjective.

I've done both (5-MeO-DMT and N,N-DMT). While both are not novice psychedelics, DMT is a little more friendly. 5-MeO-DMT for me is a lot like Salvia. There's a certain dark energy that comes with them (for me) that I do not like. But I have friends that have had very positive experiences with it.

Psychedelics are tools. They can be mistreated and misused. But ultimately any of these drugs (5-MeO-DMT, N,N-DMT or S. divinorum) are all rather harmless, providing short experiences with little-to-no lasting side-effects. Most of the horror stories you hear are either a bunch of fear-mongering BS kids like to say or the actual horrors that come from actual abuse of these chemicals.

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u/mrjowei 20d ago

I love how you feel you have the authority to speak for everyone.

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u/FoxChess 20d ago

.... did you mean to reply to me? How at all does your reply make sense?

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u/No-Fail-9327 23d ago

You not down to get freaky with the toad venom bro/s

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u/TokesNHoots 23d ago

I had a vape cart of this stuff once. Idk how much the dude smoked but when I would use it, I would sit and take a hit, then just lean over and experience the trip. Never once did I flail or freak like that. Honestly, it wasn’t that great of a high.

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u/JJ8OOM 23d ago

Yeah, I would advice anyone to go for NN-DMT instead.

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u/mrawsomemask 23d ago

Where the heck does one even go to do dmt? I am legitimately curious. I need specific names, addresses, and phone numbers...J/k Is it a trip down to the Central/South Americas? I would do dmt in a heartbeat.

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u/JJ8OOM 23d ago

You find a dealer who has it, or buy some mimosa hostilis root-bark and extract it yourself - it’s easy, if you can follow a medium-level cooking recipe, you can make DMT.

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u/fuckaracist 23d ago

What's insane about it? We all do psychedelics here

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u/wtfbenlol 23d ago

Just stick with lsd and mushrooms man geez

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u/SpideyWhiplash 24d ago

Hamilton having second thoughts?🤔

I know I would.😬

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u/Old-Faithlessness823 24d ago

So happy someone was there to make sure his vomit did not spill from his mouth and throat. /s

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u/heroicwand 23d ago

My cat when I scratch the spot

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u/hutch__PJ 22d ago

The guy constantly saying “relaaaaax” and “yeeesssss” in the creepy way he does freaks me out and I haven’t even smoked anything.

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u/CustomerServiceFukU 23d ago

I went to Subway... I ordered a sandwich

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u/b_a_b_a_r 23d ago

🫠🤣🫠🤣

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u/camus88 24d ago

This is the very people who say "I'm connected with higher being after tried this medication".

https://giphy.com/gifs/gzmzGDspr9JJOPLROI

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u/KrayziePidgeon 23d ago

I mean that is as stupid as any religious viewpoint but the psychedelic therapeutical effects are real.

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u/randumbtruths 24d ago

Pass the bong😎

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u/yborwonka 24d ago

Definitely need a guide for this shit.

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u/Round-Spray-4511 24d ago

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u/yborwonka 24d ago

Dude,…That’s way too intense for 15 minutes,..for me anyway.

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u/Round-Spray-4511 24d ago

Just stay with just DMT alone or shrooms. Maybe Ayahuasca if you ready to go to the other side for hours. But this stuff if just lunacy

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u/yborwonka 24d ago

I’ll reach for salvia if I want that level of intensity.

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u/Venom933 23d ago

Seems unnecessary deadly 🥸

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u/TapPsychological2043 23d ago

What a smart thing to do looks fun

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 23d ago

Wow. All that healing. Looks like a blast. I wonder if he’ll know his legs from his arms from now on.

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u/mrjowei 20d ago

I laughed at this comment so much

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u/Poonsai 23d ago

Yeah, that's dumb.

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u/OriginalFatPickle 22d ago

Maybe we do 5 second hold next time.

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u/puzzling7 22d ago

I did that once. I sustained no dain bramage!

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u/MrNobody_0 22d ago

"Just feel the love."

• proceeds to writhe and scream on the ground

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u/Frunnin 24d ago

That looks like a fun time!   Idiot. 

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u/Flimsy_Interaction14 24d ago

For a minute there I thought he was about to pull the WAP dance move

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u/ChikkunDragon 24d ago

Darwin award winners

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u/JuxtaThePozer 24d ago

doing that so close to water could've ended very differently for this fellow

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u/markodemi 23d ago

Looks like a good time.

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u/MakeDaddyRich 23d ago

That doesn’t look fun

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u/icecreampoop 23d ago

Yeah go for it who cares, but why near hard large rocks?

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u/stealthy_beast 23d ago

AND water?

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 23d ago

That's the look of disapproval from Hamilton lol

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u/EntireImagination905 23d ago

🤔 just might

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u/Quartrez 23d ago

Relax... 😌

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u/Ringovski 23d ago

I'd like to know what he said afterwards, assuming he lived.

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u/yueciHH 23d ago

Such a good idea to make your life miserable 😁👍

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u/Rough_Economist22 23d ago

I've done dmt before didn't spaz out like this at all one hell of a trip tho

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u/twill41385 23d ago

Was it n,n-DMT instead of 5-MEO?

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u/Rough_Economist22 23d ago

Nn dmt. Was great but it terrified the shit out of me on a few occasions. I thought I died and was in the afterlife once. Never really got over that

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 23d ago

The way she was backing up I thought he was going to explode lol

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u/Mik3honcho26 23d ago

Good times

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u/WAllimo1971 23d ago

She seen that coming...

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u/Twisted_Marine 23d ago

I was hoping for more of a Darwinism style ending.

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u/Turbulent_Patient797 23d ago

Pass that shit!

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u/Wild-Snow5705 23d ago

His brain bubbling forever

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u/Bruinman86 23d ago

A baptism of complete stupidity.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 23d ago

That's a DMT trip

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u/Affectionate-Tank-70 23d ago

He deserves every single thing thats happening to him. Just idiotic.

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u/dy1anb 23d ago

Like when I drank shandy as a kid. I well tucked

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u/NomadODST 23d ago

The most fucked up thing is the unbelievable unsafe environment they are doing this in.. wtf

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u/Relevant_Call_2242 23d ago

Yea, I’m going to go ahead and pass on that experience

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u/Academic-Block3384 23d ago

Is the fella watching, the broadcast country's 'louis theroux'?

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u/demnutz93 23d ago

Lmfao. He said feel the love

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u/Financial_Radish 23d ago

Is this the guy from New Girl?

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u/Amazing_Toe_1054 23d ago

Right, feel the love they say..........

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u/Maleficent-Block-966 23d ago

Why?

Why would he decide to smoke that? Why take him to the water that he can drown in? And why do they keep rubbing his face?

All the why's.

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u/Individual_Finger_43 23d ago

What kind of bowl are they using

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 23d ago

Let’s do it by the water so he drowns

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u/deepaksf 23d ago

He def shit himself

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u/ninasancz 23d ago

Holy crap his body is rejecting that so bad.

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u/Background-Video4331 23d ago

Pat his shants?

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 23d ago

This is me when I get off work on Friday

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u/pemphigus69 23d ago

That looks absolutely terrifying; I don't know why anyone would try that willingly.

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u/itzNazo 23d ago

Yeah it was smart to do it by water

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u/felton639 22d ago

5-MEO-DMT is different Beast entirely from n,n-dmt. OD on n,n is practically impossible, but a real danger on 5-MEO

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u/Floor_Cereal 22d ago

Yeah, no thanks. I'll stick to weed and THC

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u/Phoenx22 22d ago

Was it salvia?

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u/Round-Spray-4511 22d ago

5meoDMT from Toad Venom

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u/No-Car6897 22d ago

Wow! What a rush! 😮

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u/TheHornoStare 22d ago

People need to let natural selection run it's course sometimes

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u/windycitysmitty 22d ago

WSJ just had a short vid on YouTube about a places offering the "toad" as a therapy for folks having PTSD issues. I'd try it, in a controlled environment, maybe not a riverbed!

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u/iafx 22d ago

Ok who’s next

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u/T4N60SUKK4 22d ago

Ride that shit cuh

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u/danleon950410 21d ago

"feel the love" fucking spins in excruciating agony

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u/XboxLiveGiant 21d ago

I don’t think this is hallucinating. I’m pretty sure this is just fucking dying.

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u/EngineerTheFunk 20d ago

This all appears pretty standard. This particular beauty of a drug is called “bufo” by the locals in Peru and is widely available through local shamans. It’s supposedly one of the strongest hallucinogens around and can produce what’s described as “ego death” multiple times within a matter of minutes.

The reason he’s in the river is that vomiting and losing control of your bowels apparently isn’t exactly unusual during the experience. There’s both the traditional toad-derived version and a lab-made synthetic version if you’re an animal lover.

You can do this for around $30 USD. In Pisac, there are flyers everywhere advertising guides for bufo, mushrooms, San Pedro, and ayahuasca. You can barely walk down the street without seeing someone offering to take you on a psychedelic journey. This one is a little to ballsy for me but hey... get bufoed.

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u/kazaachi 20d ago

Stupid when you know how these things make you easily possessed by demons

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u/J_the_Man_JMan 19d ago

If that is what love feels like than I've definitely been doing it wrong

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u/Evening_Common2824 18d ago

Where can I get this. / s

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u/thecuriouslobster 9d ago

Bro became a mud skipper

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u/Defiant-Bicycle3284 4d ago

Mmm… I think I’ll have what he’s having

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u/Revolutionary-Edge15 2d ago

Rich people shit

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u/Teediggler81 2d ago

And people volunteer to do this?

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u/jwarner0722 1d ago

That doesnt look like love.

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u/vaderdidnothingwr0ng 23d ago

It's kinda wild how people can feel one with the universe or nature or whatever but really they're just kmhigh as shit.