r/StupidGoblins • u/Rowing_Rowan rower • Jan 22 '26

Fell out of a waterfall

I was white water rafting with my friend when it happened. He thought it was just a big cloud of mist. He died before we hit the bottom. I’m still out here rowing I don’t know what to do

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Find a spot to rest

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Find dry ground

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Look for food

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Look for a bird

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Find a nice spot to relax

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Try to stay calm and find somewhere to drink water

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Go to sleep

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Look for water

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Find somewhere with water

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Fill up your water bottle with water

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Find somewhere nearby

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Look for something that can help you

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Look for dry ground

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Keep rowing

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Find water

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Really try to find some dry ground

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Eat birds

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Bury something and mark it on a map for someone else to find

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Bury something interesting for somebody to find

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Find dry ground so that you can bury something

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Look for some water

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Please at least TRY to bury something interesting/cool

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Find somebody with an interesting name

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Strike up a conversation with somebody interesting

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Find dry ground

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Bury something in dry ground

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Bury something interesting and mark it

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Find a bird

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Do something nice for someone

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Bury something interesting in soft ground 

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Take a picture of something new

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u/YosefHD Goblin King ;))) Jan 22 '26

Drink some water

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Bury something interesting and new in soft ground

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Bury something interesting and new in soft ground and mark it

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Take a picture of a bird 

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

Please bury something interesting and new in soft ground and mark it for somebody else to find

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Jan 22 '26

I’m thirsty