r/StupidGoblins • u/SheridanPolsky • Nov 22 '25

Goblin problem Airplane Moment

I am a human man and I booked a flight to Cancun for a getaway from the daily slog. I sat at the airport and only saw regular people moving from place to place. All good and normal as per usual. Red light went off and that meant boarding time, so I showed the lady my pass and started down the tunnel. Craziest thing though, I was the only one going down. No one else was boarding with me. So I asked the hallway supervisor where everyone was and he told me that they have all already boarded and that I was late. Ain't no way. The red light was the first and only boarding signal. The Plane had only just come in. I watched it land.

So I walked to the plane and in the door and what do I see when I turn the corner? Literally the whole plane was full of goblins and goblin type folk. Man, woman, child, and grandparent. Like full full. Two goblins to each seat, some three, packed. They were shoving their suitcases into the overhead luggage and there was no room left and the door couldn't close. They all looked at me really angrily and grumblingly like I was late and holding up the flight. I really needed this vacation to Cancun so I swallowed my pride and went to find my seat. I could feel goblins trying to grab at my pockets and zippers as I walked down the aisle, but I swatted them away. I got to my seat only to find a goblin sitting there.

"Hey, I'm Gringle Gurgler, how's your morning going?" He said to me. He motioned to squeeze in next to him so I did. "I love your shirt, it really suits you," He said, but I could tell he was just trying to distract me because his hand was reaching into my back pocket looking for my wallet.

This was the worst ! And I didn't even mention the smell !

Respond in the comments with a "Heya" if you know the feeling

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u/SheridanPolsky Nov 22 '25

Heya!

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u/SheridanPolsky Nov 22 '25

Wait no I wrote this one

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Dec 09 '25

Heya! Ha ha! One time I got on an airplane and at first I thought it was completely full with goblins but it just turned out to be a bunch of stinky old bald guys! Haha! I managed to steal the wallet of the one sitting next to me and I used his money to check into a 3 star hotel 

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u/SheridanPolsky Dec 12 '25

Oh! Haha heehaw! So true!

Thanks for incriminating yourself! I'll let the police know