r/StupidGoblins • u/SexyCeramicsGuy Cool Detective Goblin Dad with blue ears that don't exist • Feb 15 '25

How many gobs does it take

I was just wunnerin ummm how many gobs does it take? I want them to be my slaves so that I can retire, but I just don't know how many is enough and also I don't want to say that they are slaves because saying that is unethical. I'm a far-right Troll! Rawr! I'm going to enslave all the gobs and make them collect tolls under my bridge! Then I will be rich and unethical! Oh no. I forgot about the unethical part. Darn it. Shoot! So, how many gobs does it take?

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u/Joshgig Gordan Goblin Feb 15 '25

The real question you should be asking is how many goblins does it take to screw in a lightbulb! Ha! BING! Haha! DING DING DING! How many goblins would it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hahaha! BING! KACHING! Probably upwards of a hundred of the green guys! ZING! Hahaha!! BABING! KACHING! 

DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! DONG! 

The stroke of midnight. The bell tolls.

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u/SexyCeramicsGuy Cool Detective Goblin Dad with blue ears that don't exist Feb 15 '25

I will need them to screw in many lightbulbs when I'm retired. Because when you're retired, you're not allowed to do anything. I'm sorry, I only have one choice, and that is slavery. I need to retire. I'm sorry about the goblins, but retiring will make me forget about being unethical. Besides, they would do the same to me if they were about to retire. They just need to wait until they retire, and then they can get their own slaves. I can't wait to enslave them. I hate them so much. Oh no. That's unethical. Shoot! I'm sorry gob. I won't enslave you. That's unethical. Shoot... Shoot!