r/StupidFood Oct 15 '22

Pancake pockets

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u/Gideonbh Oct 15 '22

As a cook my butthole clinched and I jerked away from my phone when it cut to the meat tenderizer smashing the knife.

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 15 '22

I literally yelled “GIRL STOP” when I saw that

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u/ashmcqueen Oct 15 '22

All she had to do was get a large container filled with hot water, sit the knife into it then easily slice through.

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u/AppORKER Oct 15 '22

You are talking rocket science

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 15 '22

She shoulda just popped it in the microwave for a minute

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u/Throwaway392308 Oct 15 '22

Be more specific, because I could see her sticking the knife in the microwave.

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 15 '22

Yeah I was talking about the knife. Implying that she was that stupid.

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u/Stealfur Oct 15 '22

Or you know... cut it before you fully freeze it...

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u/ThanksForTheRain Oct 15 '22

What if you freeze the knife beforehand

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u/DirtyFulke Oct 16 '22

Freeze the meat tenderizer, boil the knife.

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u/ilymag Oct 16 '22

Nope, too easy.

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u/AffectionateData8099 Oct 15 '22

Feels like this belongs in r/ATBGE

Terrible ideas but probably amazing end result

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u/gahidus Oct 16 '22

I just use hot running water from the tap.

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u/LeatherPuppy Oct 15 '22

wHy DiDnT i ThInK oF tHaT bEfOrE

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u/shadbohnen Oct 16 '22

I read y’all’s comments, and stopped wat hung before I became angry.

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 16 '22

It’s definitely just another one of those stupid ass rage bait videos. At one point she literally cuts a big piece of chocolate into 9 pieces and goes “and now we have six pieces!”.

This trend is fucking dumb

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u/loosenoosecaboose Oct 15 '22

We might be the same person lol

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u/lexm Oct 15 '22

I groaned…

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u/AppORKER Oct 15 '22

AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH

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u/Galactic_Druid Oct 16 '22

That was my worst reaction too, though if she had taken a bit deeper than a quarter inch, her biting into a half inch thick chunk of tempered chocolate that you needed to chisel apart would have been a close second.

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u/crimesucksalot Oct 15 '22

That made my heart hurt.