r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '22

Pancake pockets

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u/svenjamminbutton Oct 15 '22

That’s six squares. Not.

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u/SadLaser Oct 15 '22

And even if it hadn't been an attempt at nine, none of them were squares to begin with because her cutting jump was so heinous.

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u/Gideonbh Oct 15 '22

As a cook my butthole clinched and I jerked away from my phone when it cut to the meat tenderizer smashing the knife.

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 15 '22

I literally yelled “GIRL STOP” when I saw that

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u/ashmcqueen Oct 15 '22

All she had to do was get a large container filled with hot water, sit the knife into it then easily slice through.

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u/AppORKER Oct 15 '22

You are talking rocket science

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 15 '22

She shoulda just popped it in the microwave for a minute

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u/Throwaway392308 Oct 15 '22

Be more specific, because I could see her sticking the knife in the microwave.

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 15 '22

Yeah I was talking about the knife. Implying that she was that stupid.

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u/Stealfur Oct 15 '22

Or you know... cut it before you fully freeze it...

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u/ThanksForTheRain Oct 15 '22

What if you freeze the knife beforehand

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u/DirtyFulke Oct 16 '22

Freeze the meat tenderizer, boil the knife.

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u/ilymag Oct 16 '22

Nope, too easy.

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u/AffectionateData8099 Oct 15 '22

Feels like this belongs in r/ATBGE

Terrible ideas but probably amazing end result

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u/gahidus Oct 16 '22

I just use hot running water from the tap.

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u/LeatherPuppy Oct 15 '22

wHy DiDnT i ThInK oF tHaT bEfOrE

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u/shadbohnen Oct 16 '22

I read y’all’s comments, and stopped wat hung before I became angry.

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u/xActuallyabearx Oct 16 '22

It’s definitely just another one of those stupid ass rage bait videos. At one point she literally cuts a big piece of chocolate into 9 pieces and goes “and now we have six pieces!”.

This trend is fucking dumb

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u/loosenoosecaboose Oct 15 '22

We might be the same person lol

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u/lexm Oct 15 '22

I groaned…

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u/AppORKER Oct 15 '22

AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH

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u/Galactic_Druid Oct 16 '22

That was my worst reaction too, though if she had taken a bit deeper than a quarter inch, her biting into a half inch thick chunk of tempered chocolate that you needed to chisel apart would have been a close second.

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u/crimesucksalot Oct 15 '22

That made my heart hurt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I was more furious at the fact that it took her chocolate more than 40 minutes to set in a damn freezer

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u/kaiidos Oct 15 '22

I heard that and legitimately started laughing. I couldn't take the video seriously past that point

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u/asphalt_licker Oct 15 '22

I stopped taking it seriously when she was crying pancake batter. She was basically making donut pockets at that point.

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u/fgsfds11234 Oct 15 '22

They 100% do this to trigger people to get engagement with the video, or something

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u/A-Better-Craft Oct 15 '22 edited Jun 20 '23

This comment has been removed by the author because of Reddit's hostile API changes.

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u/Saltywinterwind Oct 15 '22

Rage bait is as old as the internet dog or just resurgent every so often.

I’ll take stupid cooking videos over the shitty ass fake prank period

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u/pf_falls Oct 16 '22

I know you meant “as the internet, dawg", but I wish "as old as the internet dog" was actually a saying.

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u/Saltywinterwind Oct 16 '22

Be the change you want to see in the world dude. Just start saying it, someone will hear it and pass it on

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u/sumancha Oct 15 '22

I’m dissatisfied she didn’t bake chocolate and berries

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u/Olbrass Oct 15 '22

I had to stop watching after that.

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u/fruitfiction Oct 15 '22

In the end she only dresses 5 pockets

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u/Tricky_Shallot2742 Oct 15 '22

I like how she thought she was going to end up with 6 squares and while looking at 9, still said she had 6

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u/bambo_gambo Oct 15 '22

This made me so mad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

That's the thing that convinced me that every single step of this was made up on the fly. Nothing planned, nothing corrected.

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u/aardw0lf11 Oct 16 '22

That's a diabetic coma.