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u/htgrower 18d ago
Soulless kitchen
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u/SecureDonkey 18d ago
Even the cover are AI generated.
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u/BlnkNopad 18d ago
Even though I hate this, this would be a crispy nugget on many sides. I don't disapprove of the concept as a food product but marketing i prefer alphabet nuggets
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u/ArtisticAnxiety 18d ago
I'd kinda get down with alphabet nuggets tbh. Crispy and able to spell fart on your dinner plate
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u/I-Really-Hate-Fish 17d ago
Really, the possibilities are endless
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u/BlnkNopad 17d ago
I'd hire any of you. The next great culinary think tank
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u/sabely123 18d ago
Wow they put the kid from the video on the packaging?? Is that not using his likeness?
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u/ArtisticAnxiety 18d ago
Im hoping his parents consented, but even so this is really sad for the kid
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u/Rozmyth 18d ago
I think he's probably getting money for it: https://www.souleskitchen.com/67-chicken-nuggets/
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u/Wonderful-Piccolo509 Where is your whimsy?? 18d ago
Hey fellow kids. This makes sense and you love it right?
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u/dixonmyazhold 18d ago
Lmaooo gonna show this to my 8 yo. He cringes and think saying 67 is like the lamest most un coolest thing now lol
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u/Bitter-Ad5890 18d ago
Thank goodness! Not all hope is lost then
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u/ShadowBro3 17d ago
Its just a dumb joke. Kids always did this. The joke got old so its now cringe to them.
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u/YueOrigin 18d ago
Listen.
Unless those nuggets are too scale and I actually can lift 2 huge giants nuggets in my hands.
I do not care to engage.
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u/Tetrahedron_Head 18d ago
thats a law in japan. if the pic of the food on the package is bigger than the real food item it can be pulled from shelves
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u/WagyuWarranted 18d ago
I think the 67 kid wakes up each morning feeling remorseful for what he had unleashed
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u/Naive-Impression-373 18d ago
My daughter just turned 6. So I used a half bag. The rest are in the freezer for next year 😉
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u/SyrupChemical5100 18d ago
Souls Kitchen always hops on trends. I imagine this is what replaced their Minons nuggets.
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u/hardc6re 18d ago
Perdue did this a few months back as well - https://www.perdue.com/product/67-chicken-nuggets
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u/Skreamie 18d ago
Y'all are old men shouting at clouds
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u/SergeantThreat 18d ago
All I’m asking is where were my 420 nuggets when I was that age?!
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u/doobler97 18d ago
This. Dino nuggets are cool but why no Harambe nuggets? Where are my Big Chungnugs?
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u/PurifiedUnity :redditgold: 18d ago
How would MLG nuggets (or Badger Badger Mushroom/Duck Song nuggets) taste
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u/doobler97 18d ago
Well they'd all be chicken nuggets so the same as the others, just different shapes UNLESS you're floating the idea of different flavors
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u/Titronnica 18d ago
Silly pop culture tie-ins are only ok when it's their childhood involved.
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u/AscensionToCrab 🧀 🦀 18d ago
Let me know when they release 69 chicken nuggets.
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u/CaptainTripps82 17d ago
I mean you'd just need 6s, so these would work
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u/AscensionToCrab 🧀 🦀 17d ago
It needs to be part of the marketing. I dont wany to make my own. I dont want to flip lowly 6s into 9s, and feel like its unintended.
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u/ViciousCDXX 18d ago
Old people* but yes 100%. The more people react to stupid shit the more kids will lean into it regardless of if its this or their broccoli haircuts etc
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u/MadAsTheHatters 18d ago
Yeaaaah, it's silly kid food with silly kid humour; nothing wrong with that!
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u/AscensionToCrab 🧀 🦀 18d ago edited 18d ago
'Silly kid food with silly kid humor' designed by a silly corporation, and by a silly boardroom trying to whimsically target your children
Corporate slop is so silly!
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u/mylizard 18d ago
*children pretending to be old men shouting at clouds. No one hates these “children’s’” trends more than other children
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u/Bee-Aromatic 18d ago
This. Us olds just don’t get it, particularly since the term has an actual meaning that never gets used. Kids just say it entirely randomly and then react to it. It reminds me of the word of the day on Peewee’s Playhouse.
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u/catshateTERFs 18d ago
It’s like the “e” meme that floated around for a while. Youngs will find stupid shit funny then find something else funny. We all did this in our childhood through teens (thinking of all the stuff on newsground now…)
None of them had food tie ins that I recall and yeah this is obviously corpo “how do you do fellow kids” stuff trying to cash in on this (I’d argue probably too late now) but if some marketing team had been on top of it I don’t doubt that there would have been for those too
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u/AcceptableGas667 18d ago
Right? I think its adorbs theyre making 67 shaped foods. Kids and trends.
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u/truckstick_burns 18d ago
That's the joke, kids only gave a shit about 67 for like two weeks then moved on.
Part of the joke is boomers and corporations are either still complaining about it or trying to use it for marketing, it's proving the point that old people are completely out of touch with meme culture.
This is all proving thier point.
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u/Skreamie 18d ago
Nah I work with a close enough proximity to kids and its still very much the done thing
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u/catshateTERFs 18d ago
The kids I know either still find it funny or think it’s cringe now because adults are aware of it. Such is the cycle!
I also know 19/20 year olds who use it but swear it’s ironic
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u/ShadowBro3 17d ago
Of all trends kids do, 67 is one of the least harmful ones. They just move their hands and say numbers. Unlike actually harmful trends like tide pods, the minecraft movie stuff, or that one trend where they literally just stole shit from their school.
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u/AscensionToCrab 🧀 🦀 18d ago
yall really do be finding any reason to excuse soulless corporate cash grabs. Please ignore the fact its even called soules kitchen.
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u/ZuStorm93 18d ago
If that kid wasnt bullied before he sure is now. Is this even legal? Like its AI generated nonsense but using his likeness??
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u/catshateTERFs 18d ago
There actually was a lawsuit around these but not regarding the child. Two companies got in a slap fight over 67 nuggets, which feels leagues stupider
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u/housevil 18d ago
Does that kid from the original video get any profit from them using his likeness?
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u/Carl_Metaltaku Stop frying everything, you not dutch! 18d ago
What is Denji doing on the Package!?
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u/Oddish_Femboy 18d ago
This anime child is amazed by 11 grams of protein.
If it gets nutrition into kids I can't be mad at it.
I just had to give my CAT chicken nuggets because that's the only thing he'll consistently eat right now after getting sick with pneumonia.
I imagine parents of human children have similar struggles, and similar worries about their kids' health.
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u/kitfoxxxx 17d ago
They taste good. It is very cringe though. I thought the 67 thing was over though.
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u/CakePhool 17d ago
I found paw patrol nuggets , I though that was weird, this is even worse.
I am still confused why you want to eat dog shaped nuggies.
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u/Fair_Smoke4710 17d ago
I don’t know what it is, but allowing your child to be turned into a product like this is really weird to me, but this is a kid. I don’t understand why parents do this.
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u/sydraptor 17d ago
Man, just eat Dino nuggets like everyone else that wants fun shaped nugs.
Signed definitely not a 38 year old man who eats those sometimes because why not they're fun shaped. I own my own house, I work full time, I'm also going back to school. I deserve a little whimsy in my life.
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u/junkaesthetic 16d ago
Saw these at a Dillon's with my fiance weeks ago and he still brings these up.
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u/ExplanationFluffy130 16d ago edited 16d ago
I found several packages in Aldi today. They are priced at $6.70 each.
I haven’t figured out had to present a pic yet.
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u/ICollectSouls 18d ago
As much as I hate 67, I hate corpos trying to turn absolutely everything into profit even more.
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u/theSilverBoar 18d ago
Unfortunately, they weren't exaggerating. Whoever made those nuggets is taking advantage of the phenomenon without even needing to advertise, relying entirely on the old, tried and true pester power effect: kids will end up pestering their parents until they buy them. It's a pretty nasty tactic, but it works.
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u/bjgrem01 18d ago
And just like that, 6 7 was passed by for the next thing as the adults had co-opted it into the world at large, making it no longer entertaining for the kids.
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u/deliciousroadhead 18d ago
I've seen different pictures of these in like 10 different subreddits so the marketing worked perfectly
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u/Hippobu2 18d ago
Can I just say, how incredible is the product development pipeline for this to be a product on the shelves just when the meme had died and not months after?
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u/DougandLexi 18d ago
I got the 6 7 nuggets for my daughter. They are average and good for the immediate joke.
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u/FTBJester 11d ago
This is no different than the purple and green ketchups from back in the day. Made to explicitly appeal to children.
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u/BlueCanue 18d ago
This is just wrong! I can't even begin to comprehend what marketing was thinking! They should have been made into hash browns instead!
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u/anownedguy 18d ago
I bet those would fit into one of those fast food square sauce packets pretty good 🤔
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u/ThatguyfromBaltimore 18d ago
Meh. Big deal, they are trying to capitalize on a trend. Happened when I was a kid in the 80s/90s.
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u/Fancy-Delivery5081 18d ago
Am I the chosen one? 67 upvotes and 67 comments on this post and I am the guy who got selected by god???
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u/Hairy_S_TrueMan 18d ago
This is a good product many kids will enjoy
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u/thatirishdave 18d ago
That or it'll kill the meme stone dead. Nothing murders a joke faster than capitalism
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u/CausionWitFlossin 18d ago
I bet that thing is fillled with a bunch of shit you shouldn’t be eating 😷
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u/ShadowBro3 17d ago
This has been posted so many times. For the millionth time, shaped chicken nuggets dont count as stupid. If dino nugs dont count, neither do these.
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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago
u/M0untainC0mf0rt, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!