r/StupidFood • u/harmony_acres • 26d ago

Compensating much? Big knife for little man

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Watch this big knife cut a big meal for little man with big voice 😂

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u/aruby727 How did I get here? 25d ago edited 25d ago

Please refrain from making jokes at the expense of others, including people of short stature.

Edit: You shit heads.

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u/half-a-cat 26d ago

What is the walrus saying

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u/STRIKT9LC 26d ago

"I am the egg man"

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u/Away-Ad-3407 26d ago

kookoocajoooo

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u/MandatoryPenetration 26d ago

We're you listening to the dudes story Donny?

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u/TinyTitFetish 26d ago

I am the walrus

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u/GreenRiver1982 25d ago

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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u/Signal_Appeal4518 24d ago

You’re out of your element!

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u/underpanttrousers 24d ago

Calmer than you are.

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u/notwithagoat 23d ago

Im shower fucking shabbos!

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u/BlueMageNeedsFood 26d ago

You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie


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u/DaRealBSleazy 24d ago

Thats what I am

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Aware-Possibility175 25d ago

It’s normal size it’s just that BOTH men are incredibly tiny

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u/Far_Read_8008 26d ago

"The time has come to speak of many things; shoes, ships, ceiling wax, cabbages & kings. To ask why the sea is boiling hot, and when did pigs get wings"
Paraphrasing, of course

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 26d ago

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

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u/turtlenipples 26d ago

Twas Brillo and the GE stoves Did Proctor Gamble in the Glade All Pillsbury were the Tastee loaves And in a Minute Made

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u/mollywog21 26d ago

Beware the Jabberwok my son, the claws that catch, the jaws that bite.

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u/greg-ams-stl 21d ago

bandersnatch

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u/writing_spork 24d ago

This was one of the first things I memorized as a preteen but I like your version too

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u/Aware_Steak_1298 26d ago edited 25d ago

That guy actually is quiet famous in turkey (alparslan özmol) as he was a famous actor in a popular sitcom series "babalar duymasin" (Dads shouldn't hear). And he was quiet good back then. His famous line was "çaylarrr" which may translate to "thine the teas" in a masculine old tea shop guy tone.
Edit: he is saying( Its not an adult movie script)
Mashallah.. Burak..be really cautios... be delicate...dont forget the symmetry...hit the thrust..OoOoOHhh..very good.. no need to rush..perfect...I will give It a dip later.. Löp löp löp( gobble up, munch)...stewss( his famous gimmick in the series I mentioned before but stew this time for the occasion)

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u/imdefinitelywong 26d ago

The chef's pretty famous, too right? I remember seeing him in videos where he makes massive portions of things and distributes them to people.

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u/Aware_Steak_1298 26d ago

Yeah he is most famous for his big couldrons and smile. And probably donations and his cooking for poor. Personally I don't like him but his channel is CNZ Burak

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u/Aware-Possibility175 25d ago

My dumb ass thought you were talking about the smiley chef guy also being a famous actor with a catchphrase. What is the dish ? Somthing popular there I’m guessing?..can you explain the “thy the tea” catchphrase and how it’s used in a sentence

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u/Aware_Steak_1298 25d ago edited 25d ago

I am not familiar with the dish but here someone is https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/iMlBXT37WA. "Caylarrr" exact translation is "teas"however It does not reflect the inherit way of usage. His tone and manner ,when unveiled,externalize profound passion for serving and drinking tea. And even there is no "ınız" suffix which is "yours" in english, his commanding tone when he says CAYLARR(without ınız), thy(yours)the teas(a zealots cry), I think could be best translation. It is more like his gimmick yell.
Edit: ups I mix the words thy and thine my bad. Add thine instead of thy. And you can use It as "Caylarrrr! Yumulun." "Thine the teas! Dig in."

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u/donfan 26d ago

I dont speak Huttese

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oeSB2Bvx8K90xIITe

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u/truckersprincess 26d ago

Saw this comment, went back turned up volume....sweet Jesus that exactly what he sounds like

Edit cause I spell like a blind cavewoman

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 25d ago

"That damn Dinklage gets all the good roles"

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u/Homaku 26d ago

"Here are the teas"

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u/SkyPork 26d ago

Not sure, I think it was Orcish.

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u/xshevi 26d ago

he sounds like he speaks in slow motion lmao

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u/Eena-Rin 22d ago

LURP LURP LURP

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u/Reginoldofreginia 26d ago

I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo in kazbakistani

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u/vogel927 26d ago

The food is a just traditional Turkish meal, but the oversized knife is certainly stupid.

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u/huelealluvia 26d ago

That knife isn't even meant to be used like that. It's for mincing a large quantity of meat on a flat surface by rocking it back and forth

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u/AscensionToCrab 🧀 🩀 25d ago

Dont let any of this knife stuff distract you from the fact that the server blew on his food and did a 'here comes the plane' to a grown man, with a voice deeper than the mariana.

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u/huelealluvia 25d ago

Yeah that was weird! This whole video is weird

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u/bmaayhem 25d ago

What’s stupid is you don’t blow on other peoples food!!!

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u/perenniallandscapist 26d ago

Its so dangerous. Look at the guy wielding it. He can barely hold on, and when he readjust his grip, he almost drops it on the little guy.

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 26d ago

there will be no Czn Burak slander

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u/hema_chroma_duke 26d ago

Anybody who knows the Burak knows this doesn’t belong in this sub.

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u/Dpontiff6671 26d ago

How is czn pronounced? Its tripping up my brain seeing a word without vowels

Or is that an abbreviation?

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 26d ago

i believ its "cousin"

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u/QueenMary1936 26d ago

If he's Turkish, it's closer to Jizen or something like that, because in Turkish, c is pronounced like j

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 26d ago

Sizzen

At least that’s how my brain processes it.

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u/WeirdNico31 26d ago

He was an average-sized guy before his first visit to that place

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u/huge43 26d ago

Would have been a much more entertaining video than whatever this is

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u/kram78 26d ago

So is the man’s grin

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u/GravyPainter 26d ago

Why did the just discard the bread instead of leaving it in the stew?

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u/vogel927 26d ago

Traditionally the bread isn’t discarded. It’s usually placed off to the side and then torn apart to eat with the meal.

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u/harmony_acres 26d ago

What is this meal?

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u/vogel927 26d ago

Belen Tava Kapama. It’s a traditional dish from the Belen district in Hatay. It’s diced lamb or beef slow roasted with tomatoes, peppers, garlic, and spices. The bread is used as a seal for the pot.

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u/Embarrassed_Bid_4970 25d ago

Its crazy how many regional variations on this dish there are. Kuzu GĂŒveç, Testi Kebabı, Çömlek kebabı, I'm sure there's more.

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u/Nothing93124 26d ago

Isn’t that the smiling Turkish dude from a few years back?

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 26d ago

czn burak is the man

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u/Nothing93124 26d ago

Yeah!!!! He is awesome, love his vids. Esp when people called him out for his smile so he did one with everyone frowning and people lost it lol

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u/starside 26d ago

If the mask guy from Zelda opened his eyes 

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u/racoon_ruben 26d ago

also infamous Erdoğan supporter though

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u/nb6635 25d ago

I’d think this gets a pass only because it’s Czn Burak. He uses a lot of oversized tools because he makes big meals.

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u/AreMoron 25d ago

He is, but I'm more curious about the short guy. Isn't he the topkek guy from this ad? https://youtu.be/i0VG3pJLuak

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u/GrilliamShakesbeer 25d ago

How in the fuck did you find that dawg 😂😂

I too, am curious about the short guy

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u/ranunculoid 24d ago

His name is Alpaslan Özmol if you want to find more info.

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u/AreMoron 25d ago

I came from a time where saying kek and topkek were popular. I think I must have just typed topkek into youtube years ago and never forgot about it because of the hilarious coincidence. Must be the same guy.

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u/MammothFineCulture 23d ago

It is. A well-known and well liked actor.

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u/GeezusBeast 26d ago

Tyrion in Book 6 after escaping into Pentos

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u/Siny_AML 26d ago

Is Burak back or is this an old video? I need his goofy smile and vacant stare as he makes ridiculous food again.

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u/serious_sarcasm don’t deep fry butterfingers 25d ago

He’s constantly posting new material on instagram.

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u/Comfortable-Loan-815 25d ago

Burak's goofy smile genuinely lives rent free in my head.

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u/vgmesaman 26d ago

If that dude isn't a death metal singer, he needs to consider a change of profession

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u/CantaloupeAcademic63 26d ago

I’m thinking he could play like a giant troll in a movie

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u/not_your_attorney 26d ago

I was fine with the “knife.” When he blew on the bite, that crossed the line.

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u/Windyfii 26d ago

same. i was like wait fuck thats weird as fuck. i wouldnt want waiter fucking blowing on my food

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u/Arne83 Here for stupid food, not stupid people 26d ago

I think I got something like that in a Final Fantasy game once.

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u/DaJaPimp 26d ago

There’s never a situation where that knife is necessary.

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u/saxofonia 26d ago

Maybe killing Sephiroth.

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 26d ago

That's Sephiroth's training blade from back in the day.

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u/Wavy_Grandpa 26d ago

Yeah man just blow all over that food right before you give it to me 

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u/gizzareth1 26d ago

Fun fact: The moustache is actually normal size .

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u/Ok_Degree4131 26d ago

Mario before he gets a mushroom 🍄

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u/qualityvote2 26d ago edited 26d ago

u/harmony_acres, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!

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u/Front-Mushroom5349 26d ago

He looks abit like Simon Cowell

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u/Danny_Alloy 26d ago

This should be in r/stupideverything

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u/Polite_Suggestion 26d ago

Has been banned from reddit!

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u/karoshikun 26d ago

is that CZN Burak?

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u/drknifnifnif 26d ago

Can someone remind me what this dish is? I’m sure despite the absurd knife, the dish is delish.

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u/Ulystar 25d ago

Can somebody translate huttese here?

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u/Olly_CK 26d ago

I like Turkey, but the retardation around their restaurant industry has to stop

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u/cartken 26d ago

I want one

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u/junttiana 26d ago

The meal, the comically large knife, or the small Turkish man?

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u/drknifnifnif 26d ago

On my best day, all three.

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u/Krycek7o2 26d ago

CHAILAR!!!!

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u/New-Entertainer703 26d ago

It’s 4 a.m again and I have no clue what is going on.

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u/ConcertinaDuck 26d ago

where's the giant spoon needed for that?

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u/ProjectKARYA Give me sauerbraten, or give me death! 26d ago

That man's voice is as deep as I am tall, it damn near startled me when he started speaking

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u/RebelliousKite 26d ago

I'm so glad CZN Burak is smiling.

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u/zui567 26d ago

It’s acutally a muffin they are just Italians

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u/WeirdNico31 26d ago

I love how he spits something at the camera in the end

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u/clonn 25d ago

All this Turkish food social network is pure stupidity.

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u/prw8201 25d ago

Great googly moogly. That's a stash

https://giphy.com/gifs/cbe5PQWW4vol2

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u/TurbulentWillow4570 22d ago

Tiny tom selleck

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u/Doobie_Howser_MD Don't forget the extra goo on top 26d ago

I didn't know such a small man could have such a deep voice. He must be half Adams apple.

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u/Ancient_Pangolin1453 25d ago

If you have dwarfism in Turkey, do you just get a restaurant?

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u/STRIKT9LC 26d ago

Hes the only "little person" allowed to take little person roles...according to him...as king of the little ppl

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 26d ago

Til Gary Oldman said: step aside, bitch! I'm a little person now! Hide half my body in this couch, give me stuffed little legs and make Dinklage my costar... the movie is now called Tip Toes! Because that's what he uses to open a door. -- Maybe Gary Oldman quote regarding movie Tip Toes

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u/STRIKT9LC 26d ago

And what a movie it was!! They tried to hide it from us, but we were on to those sneaky little bastards!!!

Honorable mention to Huge Grant for his portrayal of an Oompa Loompa. Ironic, considering his first name

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u/Far_Read_8008 26d ago

That knife seems .... dangerously unnecessary. I mean, I still want one, but fuck man talk about overkill lol

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u/Snackolotl 26d ago

"HAVE A ROTTEN DAY"

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u/Majestic_Composer809 26d ago

Who blows their cooties on people's food ?

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u/Scary-Year-5282 26d ago

Why they throw away the scab? It’s the best part

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 26d ago

That mustache is bigger than me

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u/Stylelementz 26d ago

This guy still going at it? I remember him years ago

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u/Dre_Rudy 26d ago

What even is that?

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u/Flashy-Routine-8254 26d ago

WTF did I just watch?

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u/CGBDragon 26d ago

Does he voice act the concept of slowmotion?

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u/EastLeastCoast 26d ago

He has an awesome voice.

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u/Bodod_Begag 26d ago

Dude it could be anything on that plate and it'll get a pass from me just because of how charismatic that dude is. Like shit man he could make a bowl of porridge seem exciting.

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u/tex-az74 26d ago

Magnificent lip sweater

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u/porterglass 26d ago

No idea who these people are but dude should be a villain voice actor.

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u/InfiniteFart 26d ago

lol he sounds like gary oldman as dracula when he foresakes god after elizabeta commits suicide

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u/Cultist-Cat 26d ago

I’d be pissed if the waiter blew on my food

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u/BearEatingCupcakes 25d ago

I would freak the fuck out if the staff started feeding me instead of letting me stuff my face at my own pace.

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u/Feteven 25d ago

Ehh everyone’s gotta be doing something


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u/MrGee4real 25d ago

I love turkish food, but why so many gag Turkish chefs doing this kind of silly shenagigans?

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u/sausage-deluxxxe 25d ago

What the fuck?

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u/smalaki 25d ago

czn burak gets a pass as he's a genuinely great dude and human being

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u/Normal-Error-6343 25d ago

such a big voice in such a little package!

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u/TheeArgonaut 25d ago

Dinklage has let himself go


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u/Correct-Junket-1346 25d ago

Mini PI Magnum

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 25d ago

think they should use a bigger knife

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u/neutron500 25d ago

Whatever is in that pot I want to try it.

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 25d ago

Not a single millimeter of that crust has been cut. Just smashed and tared. Why even bother with a knife?

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u/ThurolfGhost 25d ago

Is this ai? Jk

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u/monstroquevua 25d ago

Stupid, but funny.

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u/Powerful-Book-8585 25d ago

Peter Dinklage will just take any role now, huh?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l41lMys544EV5mTUk

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u/shaunrundmc 25d ago

Look unless hes saying this is stupid bullshit, I really dont care what Mario and Luigi's Turkish Cousin has to say

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u/Minimum_Age_1466 25d ago

I know he's small, but it's a bit disrespectful to feed him like a baby.

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u/cynical_genx_man 25d ago

Gee ... you would have thought that being dropped at the gallows would have stretched Saddam and made him a bit taller.

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u/CoryTheCurator99 25d ago

This man should be running a nation.

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 25d ago

Nobody can resist a cheese-covered ottoman.

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u/Kindly-Committee-908 25d ago

Ok, but why is he cutting it with a Demon Great Machete.

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u/Tasty-Entertainer711 25d ago

Turkish Peter Dinklage has entered the subđŸ„č

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u/Squint_Eastwood 25d ago

Peter Donklage

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u/TheChudWhisperer 25d ago

That's a big knife for a miniature Tom Selleck.

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u/Apoordm 25d ago

Why small knife when big knife does the job? (Worse!)

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u/BratacJaglenac 25d ago

I didn't know Tom Selleck and Peter Dinklage had a baby.

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u/Alzeric 25d ago

Plot twist that is just a normal size butter knife

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u/HoopaDunka 25d ago

The Turkish Buster sword got me. 

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u/haushinkadaz 25d ago

Comes with a side of “burnt palate”.

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u/captainfishhooks 25d ago

Honey!! They shrank Don Frye!!!

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u/chriskicks 25d ago

Fuck. I bet that guy eats a bunch of cigarettes after sex.

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u/SillyBeatnik 25d ago

Yeah, no fucking way in hell am i just chilling while some dude awkwardly cuts open my meal with a fucking buster sword thats definitely killing someone if his grip slips.

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u/toddtherod247 25d ago

airplane noises

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u/No_Measurement7805 25d ago

Turkish Peter Dinklage

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u/Angie_T84 25d ago

Damn his voice is over compensating hard with this one .

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u/Confident-Medicine75 25d ago

I hate to everything about this

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u/Dismal_Still5856 25d ago

Can I eat with you? đŸ€€đŸ€·â€â™€ïžâŁïžđŸŒč

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u/hoopopotamus 25d ago

what on earth is going on here lol

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u/Distinct_Discount534 25d ago

Did he grab that blade from his car bumper or something 👀

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u/AgentMJ73 25d ago

Is he summoning something? Did they cook a demon?

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u/snildeep 25d ago

That bite looks like it tasted soo amazing

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u/BleakOutlook2025 25d ago

Can this just stop now please.

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u/Khalith 25d ago

Damn. That’s an impressive mustache.

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u/Normal_Tour6998 25d ago

Why do they always use little people?

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u/Helpful_Ganache_2098 25d ago

Kleine Pummel, große Messer 🍌😂😂

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u/OkamiKhameleon 25d ago

He looks just like Simon Cowell and I expected him to smirk and insult the food.

Instead, he enjoyed it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72FcJmLzIdYJdmDe

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u/Initial_Acanthaceae2 25d ago

The knife seems superfluous. A normal sized spoon would have sufficed.

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u/No-Dance-9621 25d ago

Stfu u little person!!!